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.. With a 17 year old girl.
Now I may sound silly here, but my friend told me that she is into vomit(she finds puking attractive). I've asked around and this is confirmed by a few of her friends.
There's one thing that really bothers me.
Besides her being a year older
My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.
We're gonna go see Django Unchained later, so any tips on dating females?
you made this before
blam and delete.
At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: so any tips on dating females?
Stop calling them feeeeeeemales like they are some kind of alien species and just act casual around her like you would anyone else. Don't be nervous and don't expect to get any sort of action. Don't go in with a plan and just adjust your moves going by the "feel" of the occasion. Remember, girls aren't slot machines you can put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
PS, you picked an easy first date. Less talking and more movie watching gives you less chance to fuck up, and after the movie is out the film will give you two something to talk about.
At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: any tips on dating females?
Don't do it. The result might be something like me, and you seriously wouldn't want that.
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So your afraid of looking like a shut in loser towards a girl who gets of on seeing people puke.
It sounds like a lot of people are having you on
Did you know if you say 'django' really really slowly it sounds like 'gullible'?
get her and urself drunk so much u'll have no chance but to puke. now she is gonna be drunk and horny as fuck....
At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: We're gonna go see Django Unchained later, so any tips on dating females?
Puke all over her during the movies.
At 1/26/13 10:45 AM, LiquidFire wrote: Puke all over her during the movies.
Based on the information you've given us, this is the only reasonable answer we can give you.
At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.
Well then she's looking at this thread now and you've fucked all chances already.
At 1/26/13 10:52 AM, simon wrote:At 1/26/13 05:59 AM, TheMajormel wrote: My friend told her that I spend my time on Newgrounds A LOT, so I'm afraid I'll look like a shut in loser.Well then she's looking at this thread now and you've fucked all chances already.
never thought of that! u blew it!
Touch her crotch to see if she has a penis; if she does, you're golden. Also, I could have sworn you were 14, not 16.
Talk nicely about stuff to help cement the friendship, watch the movie together during which time take note of how she positions herself etc. beside you, if it looks like she would enjoy you being nearer to her then gently hold your hand over her own, holding your arm around her if she takes the hand holding very well. Enjoy the duration of the movie and then talk some more when it is over and if she has warmed up to you well then smile warmly at her to check if she responds, if she does then try to go in for a kiss. Whether you do kiss or choose not to still make sure to ask when she is next available to meet for a meal or movie etc. again, if she does like you enough then she will likely either give a time or at least show interest with thinking about it. Sharing mobile numbers or email / skype or AIM etc. then would be a good way to keep in touch.
Obviously the key thing is to not go too fast, but at the same time don't go too slow, while you are with her you should be able to sense her anxiety or openness to you as the date goes on and can take actions depending on it.
dawg django is a great movie when the scene where dogs tear the man apart alive puke into the popcoren bag will make you look compassionate and puking
(she will be hottened) then at the end after he shoots all them fuckers and blows them bitches i the desert up (the aurtstroliens) then the movie is pretty much just make out with that bitch dawg right there then eat her pussy in the theatre. then go home and recieve your congrajutlatory sex, fuck ehr mind away
At 1/26/13 01:53 PM, 372 wrote: What the fuck is wrong with you people
Welcome To Newgrounds.
I just got back from the movies and.....
The date was terrible.
During the film, she would keep placing her frigging fingers on my lips, trying to force her fingers down to make me puke. After that, we went to dinner at some pizzeria. I ate tons of slices and we talked about what we liked to do. I told her my hobbies, she said hers, then all of a sudden she went:
" Can you follow me real quick?"
I regretfully did.
We went to her car after she paid for the food, and all of a sudden she goes, "I have a penis"
I was laughing playfully, then ALL OF A SUDDEN she whipped out her throbbing member then forced my head down on it. It reached my uvula and I puked gallons of pizza on her penis and she was screaming "YES!" over and over again.
After I was done emptying my stomach out she tells me to "never speak of it again" and she wants to go out next time.
What have I gotten myself into