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I'm gonna go from $8/hr to $11/hr and I'm gonna get about 5 hours overtime a week.

That's five hours where i make $16.50!

I'm going to be an overnight baker at Panera. It's a pretty kickass job. Bake bread all night, no managers around to get on your case, listen to your boombox and chill while making bread and cookies and stuff.

Pretty much the best job I've had so far. So let's all feel good and talk about our greatest jobs to date, NG.

Let's hear it....


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:40:04 Reply

how much for a cupcake?

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:40:18 Reply

I currently work at a karate dojo.


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:40:21 Reply

Well, lucky you.


Where's the pickle?

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:41:24 Reply

congrats, man


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:42:02 Reply

so you makin that bread for makin that bread?


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:43:45 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:42 AM, Xenomit wrote: I already make more than you do even after your promotion

No but seriously, congratulations

Is it shooting that gay porn you were telling me about?


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:44:42 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:42 AM, TurkeyBased wrote: so you makin that bread for makin that bread?

BPGMC-4-LYFE


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:45:46 Reply

I worked nights for two years, it gave me a nervous breakdown

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:47:31 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:45 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I worked nights for two years, it gave me a nervous breakdown

lol then you were doing it wrong, night shifts are the best.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:48:28 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:44 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:42 AM, TurkeyBased wrote: so you makin that bread for makin that bread?
BPGMC-4-LYFE

so you stackin dough cuz you stackin that dough?


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:49:13 Reply

does anyone on this forum actually get paid a salary (like me) and not by the hour


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:54:57 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:49 AM, Sekhem wrote: does anyone on this forum actually get paid a salary (like me) and not by the hour

we counting allowances?


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:56:07 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:48 AM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:44 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:42 AM, TurkeyBased wrote: so you makin that bread for makin that bread?
BPGMC-4-LYFE
so you stackin dough cuz you stackin that dough?

When it comes to gettin bread i got the keys to the bakery

#clever


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:56:16 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:54 AM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:49 AM, Sekhem wrote: does anyone on this forum actually get paid a salary (like me) and not by the hour
we counting allowances?

hahaha, i guess

what's your allowance

i never remember getting a set allowance growing up (my parents would set one and change it the next week)


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 01:57:05 Reply

Congrats ! now back to the kitchen and make mesum garlic cheese bread


Are you not Entertained ?!?

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:06:48 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:56 AM, Sekhem wrote:
what's your allowance

$50 every 2 weeks. that isn't enough to support this fast lane lifestyle.
i need to do something


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:08:28 Reply

i want a job


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:23:47 Reply

nice thats great i feel good 4 iu now buy me some lsd shrooms sensestamps and chai tea

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:25:28 Reply

i work 24/7 on a lawn, it's pretty tiring work, but alot of pretty dames walk by.


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:29:31 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:56 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
When it comes to gettin bread i got the keys to the bakery

#clever

so you eatin good cuz other ni66as eatin good/
are you working now?


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:29:40 Reply

At 1/26/13 02:25 AM, Supasang wrote: i work 24/7 on a lawn, it's pretty tiring work, but alot of pretty dames walk by.

When you change your icon that won't be funny anymore.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 02:33:37 Reply

At 1/26/13 02:29 AM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 1/26/13 01:56 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
When it comes to gettin bread i got the keys to the bakery

#clever
so you eatin good cuz other ni66as eatin good/
are you working now?

Nah mang, im still working days until this upcoming Friday. That's when i start overnights. Lol i might bring my tablet and watch Netflix once everyone's gone : p


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 12:25:09 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:38 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: I'm gonna go from $8/hr to $11/hr and I'm gonna get about 5 hours overtime a week.
I'm going to be an overnight baker at Panera. It's a pretty kickass job. Bake bread all night, no managers around to get on your case, listen to your boombox and chill while making bread and cookies and stuff.

I thought you were going to work at Toys'R'Us. What ever happened to that?

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 12:30:31 Reply

I hate being unemployed.


I am lost and confused.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 12:51:02 Reply

Congratulations! Although the payment is pretty shitty, it's nice none the less.


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 12:53:05 Reply

I'm never going to Panera knowing they got you running things in the back.

Maybe for a coffee lol.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-26 13:02:07 Reply

At 1/26/13 01:38 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: I'm gonna go from $8/hr to $11/hr and I'm gonna get about 5 hours overtime a week.
That's five hours where i make $16.50!
I'm going to be an overnight baker at Panera. It's a pretty kickass job. Bake bread all night, no managers around to get on your case, listen to your boombox and chill while making bread and cookies and stuff.

That does sound very enjoyable, happy for you.

Pretty much the best job I've had so far. So let's all feel good and talk about our greatest jobs to date, NG.
Let's hear it....

I would class my current job as a volunteer assistant with a youth theatre as my favourite so far, it is highly enjoyable and makes me feel good to be helping out with the children and behind the scenes with providing my own ideas and support to the performance being created and showed in a few months time. It is always light hearted and is truly enjoyable to do even if I am not being paid for it.

In contrast, my previous job which I was being paid for was the worst imaginable thing I could have done, after putting in all my overtime hours without being paid extra to help complete a marketing project as an admin assistant I was finally rewarded for my great work by being given ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do from that point on. 6 months of sitting around utterly bored for 5 hours a day unable to even enjoy myself with facebook (which I made for the sole purpose of being bored there) or much youtube which after 5 hours of it a day also got a little boring. The very rare occasions I was allowed to take over for the receptionist at least gave me some joy but then that soon went badly when I got the complaints about not being paid etc. daily because the company was shit. By the time my 6 months contract was finally over the company went bankrupt, as expected, and I was left feeling completely ill to the idea of ever working again.

So, so far it has been noticed by me that volunteering is ridiculously better than being paid.


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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-27 02:09:22 Reply

At 1/26/13 12:51 PM, LiquidFire wrote: Congratulations! Although the payment is pretty shitty, it's nice none the less.

I haven't been paid over 10/hr in five years. It's a step up. I used to make 15/hr traveling and doing inventory.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to i got me a promotion, bitches! 2013-01-27 02:12:19 Reply

At 1/27/13 02:09 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 1/26/13 12:51 PM, LiquidFire wrote: Congratulations! Although the payment is pretty shitty, it's nice none the less.
I haven't been paid over 10/hr in five years. It's a step up. I used to make 15/hr traveling and doing inventory.

he used to work in the porn biz
i think he's necro


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