The Smurfs.

Nitro Circus: The Movie. I thought it was going to be great, turned out to be a huge waste of money.

At 1/19/13 01:53 PM, kisame wrote: The Descent.

I thought it was alright.

At 1/19/13 12:28 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: All Final Destination Movies

Come on. The first one was good. And the second one was entertaining in a sort of sick way.

The Star Wars Prequels

Those were disappointing, but calling them the worst you've seen might be a stretch. The action was good, at least.

At 1/19/13 01:54 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Drag Me to Hell

wat. That one was pretty good.

One of the The Toxic Avenger sequels.

Yeah, The Descent wasn't bad, and I enjoyed it too...sexy Scottish Spelunkers, right? There's not a different Descent y'all are talking about?

At 1/19/13 12:28 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: All Final Destination Movies

Come on. The first one was good. And the second one was entertaining in a sort of sick way.

The Star Wars Prequels

Those were disappointing, but calling them the worst you've seen might be a stretch. The action was good, at least.

These are opinions for a reason. I just felt that these were the worst that I have seen. If you think differently, that is fine, but please keep your opinions about my opinions to yourself.

I rented a film called "The Objective" after seeing the trailer. The official blurb reads like this...

"A group of Special Ops Reservists on a mission in the harsh and hostile terrain of Afghanistan find themselves lost in a Middle Eastern "Bermuda Triangle" of ancient evil."

What really happens is a bunch of god awful actors on a god awful set read a script written by a chimp and rip the viewer off as the film trundles along tragically trying to justify itself. The "Ancient Evil" crawled from the depths of CGI hell to terrorise the cast, the dialogue is bland and wooden and the whole thing looks like it was shot on a budget of around $63. This is the only film I have ever seen that has made me actually angry at the lack of production and effort, I will never get the time or money back.

Worst. Film. Ever.

Just like, most actions films

Don't get me wrong, some are good - the Bourne movies were entertaining, but any film that forces action in there because it thinks it's entertaining I just totally zone out. Watching a staged fight scene is not entertaining if it happens every 5 minutes.

I tried to watch the Sherlock Holmes films with Downey Jr in them and they are so incredibly incredibly tedious. I love the Holmes books and the BBC adaptation is incredible, but the senseless fighting interspersed with constant fighting thugs is fucking shiiiiiiiiiiit

stop it hollywood you fucking retards

The box.

Also, The Avengers.

I loved the Avengers.

At 1/19/13 05:42 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: These are opinions for a reason.

Yes, I know.

If you think differently, that is fine, but please keep your opinions about my opinions to yourself.

too late.

At 1/14/13 02:38 AM, wankwest wrote: Disaster movie, there was nothing enjoyable about that film. It did make me cry though.

Even worse then Vampires Suck?

At 1/19/13 07:23 PM, Provoke wrote: V For Vendetta
Monkeybone
Oceans Everything
Forrest Gump

Living up to your screenname, I see.

...though I saw Monkeybone not too long ago, and admittedly, it has not aged well.

Oh wait wait wait wait wait

I totally forgot to mention a big one. Extremely Loud incredibly close. Holy fucking shit that little cunt never shiuts up! I mean wow like I know he's intended to be like autistic or Aspergers (which is ironic because I have Aspergers too) like butt still the way they exploit his eccentricness is fucking irritating and it makes it hard to like him. Jeez, funny how the title is appropriately named.

And really the main character is so unlikable. Nuff said

It seems NONE of you guys saw ATM.

For Christ sake, the whole point of the movie revolved around 3 dumbasses staying in an atm because there's some weird killer outside. At one point THEY ESCAPE, JUST TO RUN BACK INTO THE ATM.

The movie consists of Josh Peck and his friends doing stupid ass shit that doesn't make sense. At one point, they decide to use a Lighter to ignite the sprinklers, WHEN THEY SAID 5 MINUTES PREVIOUS TO THE STUPID IDEA THAT IT WAS -10 DEGREES OUTSIDE.

There is no redeemable factor about the movie. At least The Room was hilarious and is great to watch with friends.

Scary Movie 4.

Honestly, I wouldn't say The Room because it seems okay, I men, if it were a sitcom instead of a movie, it'd be okay. Cheesy, but could be pulled off.

At 1/19/13 07:23 PM, Provoke wrote: Forrest Gump

What?
That was a great movie even if a bit overrated.

At 1/19/13 07:46 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 1/19/13 07:23 PM, Provoke wrote: V For Vendetta
Monkeybone
Oceans Everything
Forrest Gump

Living up to your screenname, I see.

...though I saw Monkeybone not too long ago, and admittedly, it has not aged well.

I like Monkeybone. Forrest Gump was godawful.

At 1/20/13 01:21 AM, JBK wrote:
I like Monkeybone. Forrest Gump was godawful.

Sometimes I read posts on the BBS, and I perceive that the humor in the post is when they say something that is opposite of the actual truth. Hence the volume of sarcastic replies and awful advice and such.

I can understand the contrast...they're completely different kinds of movies. But I'm, personally, biased to Forrest Gump. My father is the voice actor of Lyndon B. Johnson in that movie.

the "I understand you were wounded, where were you hit?" scene. I'm mighty proud of my Dad :D

At 1/19/13 07:16 PM, Nor wrote: Also, The Avengers.

You mean the 1998 one based on the British TV show, right? Because the one that came out in 2012 is possibly the best of 2012.

I actually happened to catch this on late night/early morning TV a couple of days ago.

The Howling II - Your Sister is a Werewolf.

Whoever made that shit, should be Hung, Drawn and Quartered or at the very least Tarred and Feathered.

At 1/20/13 11:28 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 1/20/13 11:26 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

Old farts be grumpy.

I know they are. I pray I never become one.

At 1/20/13 11:56 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 1/20/13 11:55 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 1/20/13 11:28 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 1/20/13 11:26 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

Old farts be grumpy.

I know they are. I pray I never become one.

Too late now, mate.

Aye.

STFU kiddo

At 1/20/13 02:24 PM, wtfdestroyed wrote:

At 1/20/13 11:56 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 1/20/13 11:55 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 1/20/13 11:28 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 1/20/13 11:26 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

Old farts be grumpy.

I know they are. I pray I never become one.

Too late now, mate.

Aye.

STFU kiddo

Relax dude. Me and Amaranthus are cool. We are just joking around with one another. No need to get involved in our harmless fun and certainly no need to be abusive towards him, especially when the taunts aren't directed at you. Now just relax, it's all good.

At 1/20/13 04:01 PM, FistofGreedo wrote:

At 1/13/13 03:33 AM, dangoval95 wrote:

Piranha 3D
I honestly thought this film was terrible.
and now they are making a second film
Called Piranha 3DD

Isn't this supposed to based off a campy cult classic?

At 1/13/13 03:45 PM, NuclearWarfare wrote: It has to be Birdemic

But that song was amazing.

Take your pick:
I Am Legend
Cloverfield
Borat
Remember the Titans

Birdemic was one of those movies that was so bad it was good.

Resident evil after life was so bad it was just sad.

At 1/13/13 01:27 PM, zmatt007 wrote: Holy tits not a single person has said this.

Twilight

I would have, but it's really a 3-way diceroll between Twilight, Knowing with Nicolas Cage, and 2012 (also with Nick Cage.)

At 1/22/13 07:52 PM, AngelofPeace wrote:

At 1/13/13 01:27 PM, zmatt007 wrote: Holy tits not a single person has said this.

Twilight

I would have, but it's really a 3-way diceroll between Twilight, Knowing with Nicolas Cage, and 2012 (also with Nick Cage.)

I think it's safe to say any Nick Cage movie is bad.