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Jarriots Soda

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Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 21:35:25


HOLY SHIT THIS STUFF IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS. How the fuck is this stuff not more popular, sure we have Jones Soda, but that doesn't hold a candle to this shit. I demand each and everyone one of y'all that'll come across this thread and god to the nearest Dollar General and buy a bottle of this. then you will see that this is IS THE FUCKING NECTAR OF THE GODS. JESUS DIDN'T DIE ON THE CROSS JUST SO YOU'D HAVE TO LIVE WITH SUBSTANDARD SODA. You deserve only the best and this is the best.

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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 21:36:52


98% of their flavors taste like shit. The other 2% are average.


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 21:38:23


it's mexican that's why.


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 21:55:31


At 1/9/13 09:36 PM, KillerSkull wrote: 98% of their flavors taste like shit. The other 2% are average.

This is clearly propaganda by the Big Soda companies. They don't want your taste buds to be enlightened

Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 21:57:51


At 1/9/13 09:38 PM, HighWay wrote: it's mexican that's why.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 21:59:50


who loves cane sugar!
he loves cane sugar!


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 22:04:51


its not that good, bit hipsterish


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 22:13:54


At 1/9/13 10:04 PM, iamjoe666 wrote: its not that good, bit hipsterish

I assure you i ended any hipsterishness this product may have.

Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 22:20:01


I've actually seen this stuff at the local grocery store and at Walmart locations in the past. I was never really inclined to purchase it, and I don't know anybody who has tried it. I may give it a try if it's as good as you say it is.


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 22:33:27


If I want a good soda with cane sugar I'll have Jones. But I'll stick to my Dr. Pepper.


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 22:39:11


ramune is the kawaii desu way to go.

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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 22:40:10


At 1/9/13 09:35 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: HOLY SHIT THIS STUFF IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS. How the fuck is this stuff not more popular, sure we have Jones Soda, but that doesn't hold a candle to this shit. I demand each and everyone one of y'all that'll come across this thread and god to the nearest Dollar General and buy a bottle of this. then you will see that this is IS THE FUCKING NECTAR OF THE GODS. JESUS DIDN'T DIE ON THE CROSS JUST SO YOU'D HAVE TO LIVE WITH SUBSTANDARD SODA. You deserve only the best and this is the best.

I live in San Francisco and its really popular here. But then again, lots of hipsters and hispanics live here :D
Lots of taco trucks around the city selling these to quench your thirst!


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 22:40:15


Nothing beats the classic.

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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 23:20:35


you know what i havent had in a while.........big league chew


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-09 23:59:07


When/if I go to the US again I'll get it.

Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 00:03:18


At 1/9/13 11:20 PM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: you know what i havent had in a while.........big league chew

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 00:08:15


Is anyone else hearing Cave Johnson saying "Jarriots Jarriots" every time they see the thread title?

Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 07:56:52


Niqqa. All we drink over here is Coke and Pepsi. Be thankful. I have has some Blood Red Orange jucie for some office supply place once and it was possibly the best tasting soda I've ever had. If you can call fizzy juice soda.

Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 08:22:52


I'm aware. There's a Mexican shop not far from where we live that sells those things. Delicioso.

Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 08:30:43


Hosmer's mountain soda > everything else.

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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 09:53:41


If you're gonna drink Jarritos, at least drink Toronja

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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 14:53:14


At 1/10/13 09:53 AM, Raab wrote: If you're gonna drink Jarritos, at least drink Toronja

If i ever come across that flavor i will

Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 16:36:39


At 1/10/13 09:53 AM, Raab wrote: If you're gonna drink Jarritos, at least drink Toronja

pssh, it's all about Tamarind.
There are other Mexican sodas that are good, but Jarritos manages to be the best.

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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 16:55:53


Jarritos is some sweet ass soda, I used to have it in Mexican Restaurants when I lived in Ohio, but I unfortunately don't see em anywhere now, except in certain super markets, for like 4 or 5 bucks a bottle, which is way too high.


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 18:47:35


It's alright, it's very common here in nyc due to dense mexican population.

Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 19:40:27


I prefer Cactus Cooler but jarittos is iight


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 20:15:05


At 1/10/13 07:41 PM, PoundDotBlam wrote:
At 1/9/13 09:35 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: HOLY SHIT THIS STUFF IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS.
Mexisoda = diabetes

Actually, diabetes = no mexisoda. I can't have the stuff because they don't make it in diet.

In any case, I'll have a Sodastream machine in a week or two, so it doesn't really matter.

Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 22:29:29


It's purty good. So is Goya brand soda.


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-10 22:30:39


At 1/10/13 04:36 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 1/10/13 09:53 AM, Raab wrote: If you're gonna drink Jarritos, at least drink Toronja
pssh, it's all about Tamarind.
There are other Mexican sodas that are good, but Jarritos manages to be the best.

agreed. Tamarind soda is awesome. Goya's tamarind soda is good, too, as is the guarana.


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Response to Jarriots Soda 2013-01-11 01:52:53


At 1/10/13 10:30 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 1/10/13 04:36 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 1/10/13 09:53 AM, Raab wrote: If you're gonna drink Jarritos, at least drink Toronja
pssh, it's all about Tamarind.
There are other Mexican sodas that are good, but Jarritos manages to be the best.
agreed. Tamarind soda is awesome. Goya's tamarind soda is good, too, as is the guarana.

>2013
>not realizing that Green Apple Jarritos are objectively the best flavor

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