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Masturbating on Christmas.

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Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 19:23:31


Do you do it?

I feel guilty about it.

Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 19:24:01


Lol shutup.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 19:27:42


God wants us to be jolly on this holiday so I'm guessing it's ok.

Besides, if he didn't want us masturbating he would have made our arms shorter.

Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 19:29:47


Nothing wrong with giving yourself a gift!


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 19:30:03


Same here. I think I'll be on the "naughty list" if I do it. *wink* *wink*


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 19:45:04


I masturbate everyday, so I see nothing wrong with it...

Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 19:56:17


At 12/24/12 07:45 PM, LDAF wrote: I masturbate everyday, so I see nothing wrong with it...

This.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 20:26:22


I wasn't thinking about it...but now, now I AM going to masturbate on Christmas.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 20:37:58


I'm all spent so its not worth it

Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 20:41:52


No not on christmas ,it's something i don't want to be doing often so it's hard to not even think of reaching down there

Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 20:45:55


Nothing wrong with dat.

Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 21:07:37


Masturbating on Christmas Day?

Masturbating on Christmas.

Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 21:08:00


As long as you're doing it with friends and family.

Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 21:23:36


Hell, y'all do it any other day. What makes Christmas so different?


HEY BOO!!!

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 21:27:05


I masturbate everyday, without exception. Christmas is no different.

Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 21:41:53


ITS SNOWING!


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 22:08:27


At 12/24/12 10:05 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: sinners... you'd spill your seed to the earth on the most holiest day of the whole year probably? masturbating ever is a sin, doing it on christmas is outright sacrilegious

--supergandhi64

fuck I was ignoring this thread till gandhi posted in it


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 22:08:33


At 12/24/12 10:05 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: sinners... you'd spill your seed to the earth on the most holiest day of the whole year probably? masturbating ever is a sin, doing it on christmas is outright sacrilegious

--supergandhi64

Oh fuck, you again.

Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 22:13:34


At 12/24/12 10:08 PM, Idioteque123 wrote:
At 12/24/12 10:05 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: sinners... you'd spill your seed to the earth on the most holiest day of the whole year probably? masturbating ever is a sin, doing it on christmas is outright sacrilegious

--supergandhi64
fuck I was ignoring this thread till gandhi posted in it

same


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 22:14:35


I'm surprised Luis hasn't posted in this thread yet.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 22:27:37


At 12/24/12 10:05 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: sinners... you'd spill your seed to the earth on the most holiest day of the whole year probably? masturbating ever is a sin, doing it on christmas is outright sacrilegious

--supergandhi64

Not spilling it to the earth if, it's going into a sock.

Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 22:27:48


At 12/24/12 08:14 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: So as long as the porn you're watching is Christmas themed there's nothing wrong with it.

Your Christmas flank is enough for Trixie.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 22:41:16


I have no intention of fapping on Christmas day. Tonight will be different, though.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 22:52:18


I won't be. I'm cutting back on masturbating. For 2013 I'm aiming for a maximum of once a month.

Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 22:55:34


AHHH YEAH WHITE CHRISTMAS BABY

yea nig nog

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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 22:56:16


At 12/24/12 07:56 PM, MR-DOS wrote:
At 12/24/12 07:45 PM, LDAF wrote: I masturbate everyday, so I see nothing wrong with it...
This.

Yeah, I honestly wouldn't even take the fact that it's Christmas into consideration... Maybe I need to reevaluate my morals or something.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 23:20:02


Cum for Christ.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 23:31:51


I dunno if I have, but I'd have no problem doing it. Jesus wasn't even born in December, anyway.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 23:37:55


Meh, maybe if it were Easter it'd be iffy, but isn't Christmas more celebratory? I mean, I don't do it on Yom Kippur, but Rosh Hashanah is fair game.

Also, relevant and funny Onion video.


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Response to Masturbating on Christmas. 2012-12-24 23:40:43


Hey..... ur not the only one.