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Ask Piers Morgan

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Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 21:54:46


Hello, my name is Piers Morgan, and I would like to debate with someone on a topic of their choice.

Let's try to be rational human beings during this discussion. No ramblings, please. Also, don't bother posting if you are from the south because I won't listen to that bloody nonsense.

It's a pleasure to be here in the New Grounds, USA.

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 21:57:05


At 12/21/12 09:54 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Let's try to be rational human beings during this discussion. No ramblings, please. Also, don't bother posting if you are from the south because I won't listen to that bloody nonsense.

So what, you assume everyone on NG is from the USA or?


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:02:41


At 12/21/12 09:56 PM, MrPercie wrote: So hows Ian Hislop?

I imagine he has recovered from the terrible and unfortunate accident he suffered a few years ago. The failure of his car brakes was tragic, and I am truly relieved that my good friend survived the crash. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.

At 12/21/12 09:57 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: So what, you assume everyone on NG is from the USA or?

Well, I did greet the American citizens who live in the New Grounds. I am open to others such as the gloriously perfect British.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:04:52


At 12/21/12 09:54 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Hello, my name is Piers Morgan, and I would like to debate with someone on a topic of their choice.

booooooooooooooooooooo


lel

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:11:36


At 12/21/12 10:04 PM, Sequenced wrote:
At 12/21/12 09:54 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Hello, my name is Piers Morgan, and I would like to debate with someone on a topic of their choice.
booooooooooooooooooooo

yes, this.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:11:56


At 12/21/12 10:04 PM, Sequenced wrote:
At 12/21/12 09:54 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Hello, my name is Piers Morgan, and I would like to debate with someone on a topic of their choice.
booooooooooooooooooooo

Excuse me, but I now have to escort you out of this thread. Your outbursts are tarnishing the sanctity of this discussion.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:15:13


I have no idea who that is.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:16:27


At 12/21/12 10:15 PM, Slint wrote: I have no idea who that is.

Have you been living under a rock? I mean, it is quite ridiculous to suggest that you do not know who I am, you mustagree.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:17:56


At 12/21/12 10:16 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:15 PM, Slint wrote: I have no idea who that is.
Have you been living under a rock? I mean, it is quite ridiculous to suggest that you do not know who I am, you mustagree.

im sooo sorry pls forgive me


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:19:41


At 12/21/12 10:16 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:15 PM, Slint wrote: I have no idea who that is.
Have you been living under a rock? I mean, it is quite ridiculous to suggest that you do not know who I am, you mustagree.

Prove you are he?


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:31:34


How did it feel to be majestically punched in the face by Jeremy Clarkson?


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:31:44


At 12/21/12 10:17 PM, Slint wrote: im sooo sorry pls forgive me

No, sir, I will not forgive you. What you have done is beyond reprehensible. You have wasted the time of everyone here.

At 12/21/12 10:19 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Prove you are he?

I am not required to prove anything, thank you sir.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:32:48


At 12/21/12 10:31 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:17 PM, Slint wrote: im sooo sorry pls forgive me
No, sir, I will not forgive you. What you have done is beyond reprehensible. You have wasted the time of everyone here.

pls dnt hurt me


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:35:49


At 12/21/12 10:19 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Prove you are he?
I am not required to prove anything, thank you sir.

Actually, you made the claim which means the burden of proof falls squarely upon your shoulders, sir.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:38:49


At 12/21/12 10:35 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:19 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Prove you are he?
I am not required to prove anything, thank you sir.
Actually, you made the claim which means the burden of proof falls squarely upon your shoulders, sir.

inb4 Dry-Ice... owait


lel

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-21 22:39:54


At 12/21/12 10:35 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:19 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Prove you are he?
I am not required to prove anything, thank you sir.
Actually, you made the claim which means the burden of proof falls squarely upon your shoulders, sir.

No sir, you are factually wrong. You are just wrong, and frankly, you are embarrassing yourself.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 01:14:27


At 12/21/12 09:54 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Let's try to be rational human beings during this discussion

My sides are in fucking outer space.

Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 02:08:32


At 12/21/12 10:31 PM, Fim wrote: How did it feel to be majestically punched in the face by Jeremy Clarkson?

I too would like to know the answer to this question.

Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 02:25:01


At 12/21/12 10:31 PM, Fim wrote: How did it feel to be majestically punched in the face by Jeremy Clarkson?

Well it was completely uncalled for and its a shame that mature adults cannot have an honest discussion with each other. Clarkson is a halfwit who has to resort to violence when someone respectfully disagrees with him. Anyone who sides with him is an advocate of brutish misbehavior!

*purses lips*


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 03:12:32


I would like for you to tell me which part about the Christian beliefs you deem real (or even plausible, at most), while still wishing to keep up appearances as an intelligent man in the process.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 03:16:10


At 12/21/12 10:38 PM, Sequenced wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:35 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 12/21/12 10:19 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Prove you are he?
I am not required to prove anything, thank you sir.
Actually, you made the claim which means the burden of proof falls squarely upon your shoulders, sir.
inb4 Dry-Ice... owait

:D


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 04:25:16


(Didn't show up, forcing EmmaPierceMorganVolt to grill an empty post)


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 14:02:44


More like Piers Moron.

Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 17:35:53


At 12/22/12 03:12 AM, Tribal wrote: I would like for you to tell me which part about the Christian beliefs you deem real (or even plausible, at most), while still wishing to keep up appearances as an intelligent man in the process.

Well let me start by asking you that same question, sir.

At 12/22/12 02:02 PM, Ononymous wrote: More like Piers Moron.

Now we can act like children and throw around silly names, or we can have a mature discussion. Which would you prefer?


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 17:46:09


Who?


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 18:06:22


Anderson Cooper is better. Booo


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 18:43:56


At 12/22/12 06:09 PM, saqwert wrote: After I take a nasty shit, I don't feel like using an entire role of toilet paper to clean myself, so I'd rather just jump in the shower. However my roommates have already established that I purposely turn the shower on several times during the day to drown out the noise of my aggressive masturbation.

This is the best thing I have ever read.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 18:53:19


Why were you such a terrible judge on the talent show America's Got Talent?


HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. funny guy over here, look at 'im.

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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 19:04:11


At 12/22/12 06:53 PM, AutumnalEquinox wrote: Why were you such a terrible judge on the talent show America's Got Talent?

The irony of Piers Morgan judging talent still isn't lost on me. Even if it is for something as horribly talent void as America's Got Talent. What is it about these programs that repel anybody with something really good to show the world.


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Response to Ask Piers Morgan 2012-12-22 21:05:30


At 12/22/12 06:08 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: how can i Piers this bullet proof vest? using Mor gans?

Guns are bad and evil! Guns are the cause of all problems. Look at my beloved homeland of Great Britain. They have no crimes.

At 12/22/12 06:53 PM, AutumnalEquinox wrote: Why were you such a terrible judge on the talent show America's Got Talent?

I was the best damn judge that show could have ever had.


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