Silence of the Labs

An undead epidemic overthrows a laboratory in this zombie thriller.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Caste

Harold and Kumar demonstrate the downfalls of a caste system ruled by the white race in this documentary.

.T.

It's E.T. with the E removed. If you squint it kind of looks like one of the aliens from Space Invaders.

Alien

When you take the 's' out of 'Aliens', you get the original movie.

Robi Hood

A gangster tale of life in the city of Robi.

Men in Back

A gay porno. With Will Smith.

Saving Private Yan.
Now it's an Asian war film.

Ill Bill
This guy named Bill gets a cold.

Hi, Man
Someone greets their male friend

Kin Kong
Wrestler King Kong Bundy in a charming family romp

Clerk
Randel has no one to talk to because Dante isn't even here today.

At 9/25/12 02:56 PM, Confucianism wrote:

Did you hear about the Organs?

A movie about how all the organs in a man came to life and start their own pop hit band.

No, no, it's a comedy about a man (Played by Will Farrel) who gets his liver stolen and wakes up in a tub of ice. He turns to his friend for help and only has a limited amount of time to save himself. But it turns out that his friend stole his liver after he got really, really drunk.

At 9/25/12 10:25 PM, T3XT wrote:

Men in Back

A gay porno. With Will Smith.

Me In Black

We're bringing blackface back.

28 Day Later

The movie was initially made in a foreign country and translated to English poorly.

Plane of the Apes

Snakes on a Plane meets Donkey Kong!

The Neverending Tory

Tory, the last known immortal, uncovers a conspiracy about his past that will change his life.

X-Me

A porno about the last superhuman raping helpless women to reproduce.

Ion Man

A scientist discovers a shocking new use for ions to cure cancer.

Soul Plan

A group of Buddhist followers make a plan to find enlightenment.

Terminato

Terminator, dubbed in Spanish.

The Ark Knight

about Noah having sex with the animals in the ark, until he receives a blowjob from a crocodile and looses his dick, then he decides to skulk the nights, fisting crocodiles behinds in revenge

Erase, Arnold erases a chalk board.

Full Meal Jacket
Sand By Me
Ill Bill

I.

The introspective, first person story of a depressed clown, driven crazy by a group of sadistic children, which ends tragically when they corner him in the sewers and force him to eat battery acid and a giant spider.

Tar Wars: The hijinks begin when a mix-up causes 2 competing construction companies both get hired to repave the White House driveway. From the director of Caddy Shack.

The Scarlet Letter.

A fantastic book; pity no one ever made a movie out of it.

I could do this shit all day.

Bi

A magic fortune telling machine makes Tom Hanks question his sexuality.

Oys N the Hood

A group of Jewish teenagers struggle to grow up in the ghetto.

Shat

A black private detective soils himself.

West Side Tory

An American revolutionary and a British loyalist fall in love. Everyone sings about it.

Ron Legacy
Perhaps the best biopic of Ron Swanson ever made.

Dragonhear
The tale of a human who gives his hearing aid to a dragon. The hearing aid doesn't help at all.

Pace Jam
The Looney Toons challenge invading aliens to a marathon. The biggest challenge? Bugs Bunny's arch-nemesis, a tortoise.

Tanged.
An unknowing-princess and a thief team up to get some Tang. FAIRY TALES DON'T COME ANY MORE EPIC

Atman
"Where is he? Where's he at, man?" "I'M RIGHT HERE!" *punch* The end.

The last one's my favorite.

At 9/26/12 05:45 AM, Ryanson wrote: Tanged.
An unknowing-princess and a thief team up to get some Tang. FAIRY TALES DON'T COME ANY MORE EPIC

Or Evangelion, had it been made by Disney.

The Lady and the Ramp.

One woman's quest to become the next Evel Knievel, takes her to challenge her biggest fear: Ramps.

Mazing Spider-Man.

Alf Baked

After losing his show, along with his fame, Alf turns to marijuana to ease his pain.

Angs of New York.

An even crappier sequel of "The Last Airbender", directed by the preserved head of M Night Shyamalan.

He was later sentenced to 9 years in prison after burning the Razzie judges alive.

Snakes on a Lane.
Where people try to go bowling, but snakes keep blocking the alleys and taking away the ball.

In City
A documentary on what is popular in today's mainstream culture.

Fight Cub
A story of a little bear that has to fight to survive in the wild.

Ineption
People enter a dream world to understand why this patient is a total moron.

Terminator 2: Judgment Ay.
Sarah Connor is protected by Ahnuld from Fonzie so he can save humanity.

Oh, and since there was a movie called "M" back in the 1930s, I guess we can wind up with a movie with no title whatsoever.

( )
A movie about...well, nothing.

Reservoir Dog.

A single guy tries to rob a bank. It doesn't go well.

At 9/26/12 04:04 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: A Cockwork Orange.
Cocks.
And they work.

And they are worryingly orange.

The Roo

The Room with kangaroos.

Carface.

It's a tragic story about a man who was born with an automobile for a face.
I cry ever tim.

Fat and Furious.
2 guys sue McDonald's for only giving them 50 chicken nuggets instead of 60.

The princess brie
A pixar film where talking cheeses have a midevil adventures.

Death not
The grim Reaper comes for a wisecraking teen but things don't go according to plan.

The cow
A day in the life of a cow

Nacho Lire
The italian mob wants in on a nacho business. Also known as "little tortila boy" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9pAv-z2ens

Minority Repot

It's about an asian guy who goes around garden centres moving plants from one pot to another.

Summer Was

People are annoyed that it's winter.

The Woman in Back

A guy from Texas keeps a woman locked in his back room.

Antasia

A collection of classical music, coupled with dancing ants.

Escape from new ork
They told him it was insane to breed a stronger, smarter orc. Now he's locked up with it

I. Joe
A starkly honest biography of Joe Pisscapo

Uno
Family game night run amuck

Rad to perdition
He's on the highway to hell on his bitchin' BMX bike

Mr. and Mrs. Sith
If you thought emperor Palpatines work life was crazy, wait till you follow him home.

A Kia
The car dealership will go under if he can't make the sale of a lifetime

Due
You shouldn't have waited until tonight to do your report because tomorrow morning it's DUE

night of the living Dad

When the children are asleep and the STD ridden-dads are sexually frustrated, they have no other choice but to rise from their lounge chairs and infect every man woman or awake child with Herpes, HIV or any other STD that the infected dad might have.

At 9/25/12 02:49 PM, dragoswrath wrote:

At 9/25/12 02:47 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: Pup Fiction. All the characters are replaced with anthropomorphic dogs which might provide viewing pleasure for anyone that wants to see furries die violent deaths.

I hope Xeno gets a part in that one.

I second that.