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I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:31:28 Reply

I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:33:56 Reply

Emergency liposuction.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:34:15 Reply

At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

Go to the hospital.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:35:28 Reply

Eat more hamburgers. Trust me, it's the only way to feel better.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:37:15 Reply

Laxative.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:38:16 Reply

You open your sphincter and let the excrement flow out of your chocolate starfish.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:40:52 Reply

ayo buggin in da first world #realtalk

I'm fucking dying.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:42:06 Reply

At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

Sleep it off. Then exercise or something, I don't know. Next time don't eat so much I suppose.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:44:07 Reply

At 9/18/12 06:41 PM, Xenomit wrote: End it now

No. Just no.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:44:49 Reply

Whenever I feel really full I just watch a movie or use the internet which keeps my mind off it.

I don't often overeat because I'm not a proper lardass like you.

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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:48:41 Reply

At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

Put a blowtorch to your belly and wait for the fat to ignite.

Human wick effect FTW.

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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 19:34:16 Reply

stick it out you pansy.

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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 19:59:52 Reply

At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

You deserve whatever fate awaits you. I mean, why would you EVEN CONSIDER eating Burger King?

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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 20:58:18 Reply

Just eat more and more and more until your stomach explodes.
Then you'll take the most massive, disturbing crap of your life.
Then you have a FREAKIN' UNLIMITED STOMACH, almost.
Have fun.

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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 21:00:05 Reply

Purge.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 22:05:07 Reply

Eat salads for the next 30 years to make up for it.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 22:13:52 Reply

At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

I thought you were being serious.
My worry was displaced.
Fack ya bruh


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 22:15:43 Reply

At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

Squeeze and push until you feel something explode.

post pics afterwards.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 00:46:32 Reply

Over eating fat fuck


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 00:53:55 Reply

Disgorge the load.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 01:06:42 Reply

Cut it out and watch the eating spirit flee from you body.

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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 01:07:38 Reply

Tell me about it, I had 5 energy drinks.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 01:36:08 Reply

At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

You had all that? Wow, dude, you're a fat fuck.
Just take a huge shit and you'll be fine.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 01:44:47 Reply

GO back to burger king so that you'll be even with them once you die.

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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 01:46:43 Reply

You'll be fine. Just shut the fuck up!


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 01:48:40 Reply

Take it like a woman.

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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 02:27:00 Reply

Why on earth would you eat that much? Though, it sound delicious!

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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 02:29:15 Reply

make a thread on ng and wait for hipsters to insult fast food and act smugly

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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 02:31:02 Reply

At 9/19/12 02:29 AM, Halberd wrote: make a thread on ng and wait for hipsters to insult fast food and act smugly

oh cool no body did that this time