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I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:31:28


I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:33:56


Emergency liposuction.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:34:15


At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

Go to the hospital.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:35:28


Eat more hamburgers. Trust me, it's the only way to feel better.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:37:15


Laxative.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:37:27


Quit fucking the dying.

Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:38:16


You open your sphincter and let the excrement flow out of your chocolate starfish.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:40:52


ayo buggin in da first world #realtalk

I'm fucking dying.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:42:06


At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

Sleep it off. Then exercise or something, I don't know. Next time don't eat so much I suppose.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:44:07


At 9/18/12 06:41 PM, Xenomit wrote: End it now

No. Just no.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:44:49


Whenever I feel really full I just watch a movie or use the internet which keeps my mind off it.

I don't often overeat because I'm not a proper lardass like you.

Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 18:48:41


At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

Put a blowtorch to your belly and wait for the fat to ignite.

Human wick effect FTW.

Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 19:34:16


stick it out you pansy.

Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 19:59:52


At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

You deserve whatever fate awaits you. I mean, why would you EVEN CONSIDER eating Burger King?

Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 20:58:18


Just eat more and more and more until your stomach explodes.
Then you'll take the most massive, disturbing crap of your life.
Then you have a FREAKIN' UNLIMITED STOMACH, almost.
Have fun.

Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 21:00:05


Purge.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 22:05:07


Eat salads for the next 30 years to make up for it.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 22:13:52


At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

I thought you were being serious.
My worry was displaced.
Fack ya bruh


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-18 22:15:43


At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

Squeeze and push until you feel something explode.

post pics afterwards.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 00:46:32


Over eating fat fuck


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 00:53:55


Disgorge the load.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 01:06:42


Cut it out and watch the eating spirit flee from you body.

Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 01:07:38


Tell me about it, I had 5 energy drinks.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 01:36:08


At 9/18/12 06:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I had a double stacker, a single stacker, large fries, large vanilla milkshake (all from Burger King), and then a little later I had a huge salad, mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, and porkchops.

My stomach hurts and I'm fucking dying, what do I do?

You had all that? Wow, dude, you're a fat fuck.
Just take a huge shit and you'll be fine.


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Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 01:44:47


GO back to burger king so that you'll be even with them once you die.

Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 01:48:40


Take it like a woman.

Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 02:27:00


Why on earth would you eat that much? Though, it sound delicious!

Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 02:29:15


make a thread on ng and wait for hipsters to insult fast food and act smugly

Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 02:31:02


At 9/19/12 02:29 AM, Halberd wrote: make a thread on ng and wait for hipsters to insult fast food and act smugly

oh cool no body did that this time

Response to I'm fucking dying. 2012-09-19 02:34:25


At 9/19/12 02:31 AM, Halberd wrote:
At 9/19/12 02:29 AM, Halberd wrote: make a thread on ng and wait for hipsters to insult fast food and act smugly
oh cool no body did that this time

Not on my watch! Ahem.

Fast food is for poor people, that lack swag.


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