It seems I've managed to hold the zombies off... For now. But with the North Koreans flying over the makeshift bunker... I don't know how long I'll hold off. I hear all over the radio that Washington has fallen to the Germans. They're pushing south. I expect them any minute now. In the distance, I can hear the gunfire from the nearby cities. The sky is red, as asteroids pour down, and dragons encircled the heavens. Obama (who turned out to be the antichrist) is hovering over New York, devouring houses, and shooting lasers from his eyes. Why didn't we heed the warnings? We thought it was just going to be a normal day... It's the end of the world. The people who were crying about it for 3 years were right! Now, I'm gonna go back to fending off the zombies... JK JK! JK!