Preferably gold deagles.

Gentlemen?

At 9/2/12 03:23 PM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote: Well you are a vegetarian.

What does this have to do with anything?

Axes that were purpose-made for combat were fast. You don't cut down a person with the same tool you'd use to cut down a tree.

What if you're opponent was standing 10 feet away from you and he has a long ranged weapon, maybe even a bow. What are you going to do then?

How about you shove a banana up your ass.

How about you shove a carrot up your ass?

You obviously know nothing about guns if you're even bringing up duel wielding.

To be honest, I've never tried to duel wielded a gun irl before because that's ILLEGAL. But if I were to be in a real combat, well then fuck the rules. And yes I've read the techniques and warnings and I'm aware of them. I've also seen some people on youtube who never used a gun before duel wielding pistols them like pros so I think YOU have no idea what you're talking about when you made fun of me.

That's why I suggested using a carrot as a weapon.

And you think mocking me for my food habit's the best insult you can make?

In period that wouldn't be a problem. 10 feet can be covered in a few seconds and wooden bows aren't as fast as you think.

Fine, make it a 100 feet distance. The other dude would have noticed you, loaded his bow, took aim, and gave a shot.
And why don't we make it so you're fighting against 10 guys in different directions. Maybe add a few covers. Not enough for camouflage just to block some attacks.
If it's really your signature weapon SURELY you wouldn't have a problem taking them out, right?

How about you shove a carrot up your ass?

How about you just repeat my insults you uncreative fuck.

How about you shove a carrot up your ass?
How about you shove a carrot up your ass?
How about you shove a carrot up your ass?

It's not illegal. It's just inaccurate, unsafe, and all around a bad idea.

Shooting ranges usually have clear instructions to not allow you to do that so I'm pretty sure it is illegal.

At 9/2/12 07:18 PM, RyanBustersword123 wrote:

That's why I suggested using a carrot as a weapon.

And you think mocking me for my food habit's the best insult you can make?

In period that wouldn't be a problem. 10 feet can be covered in a few seconds and wooden bows aren't as fast as you think.

Fine, make it a 100 feet distance. The other dude would have noticed you, loaded his bow, took aim, and gave a shot.
And why don't we make it so you're fighting against 10 guys in different directions. Maybe add a few covers. Not enough for camouflage just to block some attacks.
If it's really your signature weapon SURELY you wouldn't have a problem taking them out, right?

How about you shove a carrot up your ass?

How about you just repeat my insults you uncreative fuck.

How about you shove a carrot up your ass?
How about you shove a carrot up your ass?
How about you shove a carrot up your ass?

It's not illegal. It's just inaccurate, unsafe, and all around a bad idea.

Shooting ranges usually have clear instructions to not allow you to do that so I'm pretty sure it is illegal.

shooting ranges sometimes have lots of rules.

ex: no more than so many rounds per mag. no more than 1 shot per 3 seconds. it isn't illegal to dual wield firearms, it is just against range rules. it's also stupid and innaccurate.

A english longsword in my right hand, and a big khukiri in my left. Whoopin but like finn and emile.

Armor piercing M9 pistol with silencer.

I used no other gun in the entire game when I made that thing. Truely beautiful. Deus ex human revolution BTW.

Either Metal blade from Megaman 2 or dual Chain axes from Warhammer 40k.

At 9/2/12 08:08 PM, Shade wrote: A basket hilted broadsword. A sword is a gentleman's weapon. An assault rifle or a shotgun is the tool of a brigand.

How the hell do you hold that thing?

At 9/2/12 10:26 PM, Shade wrote:

At 9/2/12 09:57 PM, darklink4567 wrote:

At 9/2/12 08:08 PM, Shade wrote: A basket hilted broadsword. A sword is a gentleman's weapon. An assault rifle or a shotgun is the tool of a brigand.

How the hell do you hold that thing?

...

:D

An anchor.

At 9/3/12 02:04 AM, Balazeal wrote: An anchor.

... Like May from Guilty Gear? Rather interesting choice.

While I'm posting, I'll add an ice cream scoop as a melee weapon to my signature arsenal. If I get close enough, I'm gonna scoop out someone's eyeballs or spine. Not quite sure how I'll go about the latter method, but dammit I will improvise.

When I'm playing Counter-strike (lol, old) I always use the AK-47

I love handguns, so the majority of the 9mm.
Gotta look good though.
And have a nice little kick to it.

My hands because nothing is more satisfying than beating up everyone with your bare hands.

At 9/3/12 02:19 AM, Klobb17 wrote: While I'm posting, I'll add an ice cream scoop as a melee weapon to my signature arsenal. If I get close enough, I'm gonna scoop out someone's eyeballs or spine. Not quite sure how I'll go about the latter method, but dammit I will improvise.

Stabbing him with a knife would be n00bish

An axe and a Smith & Wesson .500 Magnum.

At 9/4/12 11:14 AM, Nentindo wrote: An axe and a Smith & Wesson .500 Magnum.

I've just realized this is an excellent 666th post. Got the evil face and everything.

Any kind of axe.

An AA-12 with "Get Sum!" written on the side.

At 9/2/12 05:03 PM, koopahermit wrote: Gentlemen?

I agree, nothing better than a backstab. Or a bunch of them...
Any pistol is powerfull too