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So, I was hanging outside on my apartment roof, and a guy I've remembered from last week came up to me. Now before I start, I'll admit that I asked him to give me some drugs to sell, so I can make a little money on the side. So anyways, the dealer (lets call him "blackhat"), held a gun and pointed it at me, demanding cash I owed him. I pleaded that I didn't have his money, then out of nowhere, my two very older best friends Johnny and Mark saved me from blackhat and took him to the police station.
So guys please, DON'T get involved with drugs, your life can be at risk, and you can be at the end of a old lady who thinks she's your mother.
How did they save you from a guy with a gun to your head?
Also, was he black?
The only drugs I've ever bought was marijuana. And I always paid for it right then and there, because for one, i don't like owing people money, and two, drug dealers are not the type of people you fuck around with under any circumstance. Even if they're your friends.
You fucked up.
At 8/29/12 08:40 PM, Slint wrote: How did they save you from a guy with a gun to your head?
mark flexed his abs, which distracted blackhat and johnny threw a bottle, which incapacitated blackhat.
Also, was he black?
At 8/29/12 08:49 PM, Rapacity wrote: Implying you get drugs.
Implying you have friends.
Implying you have money.
At 8/29/12 08:46 PM, TheTrueZippy wrote: The only drugs I've ever bought was marijuana. And I always paid for it right then and there, because for one, i don't like owing people money, and two, drug dealers are not the type of people you fuck around with under any circumstance. Even if they're your friends.
if a dealer gives someone product with an iou he's an idiot
I find it sad that people here are taking this seriously.
Well we were dumb enough to think it was gonna happen.
At 8/29/12 09:42 PM, mandog wrote: You owed him money you douche, now he will dildo rape you then kill you.
But, but he's in jail!
At 8/29/12 09:04 PM, SpaceWhale wrote:At 8/29/12 08:37 PM, TheMajormel wrote: So guys please, DON'T get involved with drugs, your life can be at risk, and you can be at the end of a old lady who thinks she's your mother.You're not getting rid of my Tuesday nights, friend.
haha fo real mayn, drugs is cool as hell, just if you get involved, always have hella backup money if you can't sell like a boss.
At 8/29/12 11:04 PM, TheMajormel wrote:At 8/29/12 09:42 PM, mandog wrote: You owed him money you douche, now he will dildo rape you then kill you.But, but he's in jail!
Oh, there will be a butt. It'll be yours.
At 8/30/12 12:08 AM, jjjkuk wrote:At 8/29/12 11:04 PM, TheMajormel wrote:Oh, there will be a butt. It'll be yours.At 8/29/12 09:42 PM, mandog wrote: You owed him money you douche, now he will dildo rape you then kill you.But, but he's in jail!
My buthole is too small!
At 8/30/12 12:18 AM, Addict wrote:you got me that time but who cares i am still better than you
I actually expected everyone to get it right off the bat.
At 8/29/12 11:04 PM, TheMajormel wrote: But, but he's in jail!
dude he will get out and rape you
im a live swifer and live swif doesnt suck but it's ok
look man that is some faggot pussy shit you and your bitch friends pulled. You need to pay mother fuckers on time you chicken head fucing fool. Man I remember back in the 70s me and my boys would sell heroin by the fucken BRICKS. It was me, Shanky Shiko, and Johnny McSlim. We used to roam the streets pointin guns at mathafuckas. I remember once a bitch tried to bring us into the police, a guy who was sellin drugs. We beat the fucking SHIT out of that fucking narc. His face looked like the fucking mashed tomatoes before you pout it onta tha fawkin pizza pie-O !!! he was DEAD as FUCK!!!
At 8/29/12 08:39 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Tommy is intrigued by the humor in your story, mark.
Let's go make some expensive suits dirty.
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At 8/29/12 08:47 PM, TheMajormel wrote:At 8/29/12 08:40 PM, Slint wrote: Also, was he black?no
Was he hispanic? Was he asian? Was he a mulatto?
Would you like to send our coloured cousins Home again, my friend?
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I'm just saying with out the make believe, that you did that guy dirty. Wasn't like the dude was going to shoot you, the whole pulling the gun on you is a tactic called "Putting the fear of GOD in a mofo". He was giving you motivation to get what YOU owed him. If you're story is even half true, then I'd be worried if I were you. He may be in jail, but his associates might be pissed. And he has you're number man. Watch you're back.
Well don't go selling drugs you retard, if you are buying drugs from a dealer to sell, then nobody wants to buy from you since you're selling it for a higher price. If you sell it the same price, then you don't have any profit then.
Where's the pickle?
I don't take drugs. I know they're bad for me. You could only get me to take them if a doctor prescribed them. At least where I live, there are anti-drug policies, but my health teacher told me that I might run into dealers anytime in my life, "And if there's one thing I can tell you about drugs they sell is 'Once you get on 'em, you can't get off.'"