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Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 09:40:20


I once remember somebody telling me that I was 'such a douchebag Hitler is trying to travel forward in time to kill me'.
I also once got called a Chzecoslavakian Crotch Cricket.
When was the last time you heard an insult that went above and beyond the normal, "You're a faggot."

Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 09:44:04


A friend of mine once told me that I looked like a moose. Now every time I look in the mirror I can't unsee it.

Generally speaking though, I find the term 'garbage' hilarious, even if it pertains ot me. "Yo, those pants is GARBAGE!"


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 09:45:11


You spoony bard!


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 09:45:21


Your mother's ass


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 09:46:57


People are not that creative when they insult me.


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 09:47:11


"fuck that guy i hate him"

- Yert


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 09:48:14


At 8/22/12 09:45 AM, w33zl wrote: You spoony bard!

Son of a submariner!!


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 10:05:36


You're a SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER! Go back To WHORE Island you SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER!


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 10:11:11


"You're a condescending raccoon!"

I'm not exactly sure if it was meant to hurt my feelings, but the kid repeated it about five times in an angry voice. Made me laugh though.


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 10:37:59


"You silly goose" and "you silly willy" are pretty hardcore

Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 10:40:42


"you're a pimple on the asshole of life"

Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 10:58:15


(To the tune of 'Bare Necessities')

You are a transsexual,
No dick, no balls, no testicles.

I accidentally posted this in the wrong thread, so, mods, feel free to delete the post in the 'If you go back in time' thread.


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 11:03:00


At 8/22/12 10:58 AM, w33zl wrote: I accidentally posted this in the wrong thread, so, mods, feel free to delete the post in the 'If you go back in time' thread.

I actually found it accurate


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 11:08:51


I remember watching this montage of movie clips and I heard this one scene where a guy said, "I think everyone in this room became stupider just by listening to you". I wish I knew what movie that came from, as it's a great insult. Does anyone else remember the Nostalgia Critic's rant on the Angry Video Game Nerd? His insult lasted for, like a minute, and used every swear word in the book.


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 11:17:07


At 8/22/12 11:08 AM, Ericho wrote: I remember watching this montage of movie clips and I heard this one scene where a guy said, "I think everyone in this room became stupider just by listening to you". I wish I knew what movie that came from, as it's a great insult.

This pretty funny


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 11:29:04


At 8/22/12 10:37 AM, SpeedoSausage wrote: "You silly goose" and "you silly willy" are pretty hardcore

You smelly old wasp! You silly old willy! You friendly old bum!

NSFW


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 11:33:10


It's not necessarily the best, but I had a very weird insult not too long ago.

I got into an argument with this guy when I was moving into my apartment. He mentioned something along the lines as, "Would you seriously help someone for free carrying all of those heavy boxes?"

I responded as, "Yes I would."

Then he said, "What are you, some sort of Christian? Because I'm not a Christian!"

Yeah I help people out because it's common courtesy, and it has nothing to do with me beliefs. Still was something I won't forget for quite sometime.


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 11:51:09


You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak. Thanks.

Best insult you've ever heard?


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 12:10:57


At 8/22/12 12:09 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 8/22/12 11:51 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak. Thanks.
A good one.

"An asshole of almost infinite diameter" is a nice one although I'm not sure whether or not something can be almost infinite

Such insults need to be said at some point during our lives, but usually I either keep things to myself or just yell without any actual thought behind making the words good.


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 13:13:03


"Go play sudoku and die peeing on yourself!"
-GTA IV

Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 13:19:18


Sorry, I only talk to sultry courtesans

Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 13:22:27


At 8/22/12 01:13 PM, T3XT wrote: "Go play sudoku and die peeing on yourself!"
-GTA IV

Who said that?


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 13:24:01


At 8/22/12 01:22 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 8/22/12 01:13 PM, T3XT wrote: "Go play sudoku and die peeing on yourself!"
-GTA IV
Who said that?

It's on the radio I think.You can listen to many fucked lines on the radio in GTA IV


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 13:31:19


"Fuck my mum"


original I am.

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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 13:33:25


You're not very good at all now are you?


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 13:34:27


At 8/22/12 01:31 PM, mandog wrote: "Fuck my mum"

mom wouldn't do that NOT FOR YOU only for me okay so put yer butter stick weiner away

Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 13:38:46


"Cry some more poo tears, poo baby."

What are poo tears?
I don't even....


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 13:38:55


I got called ' you al qaeda looking looking ass ' on account of beard growing all sround my neck and pretty thick.

I laughed because it was funny


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Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 13:57:22


I've got a few colorful ones, such as "I go eat banana and think about you dicks" and I can't exactly remember this one but it went something like "go push your grandma down the stairs and shit on her tits". They're so absurd that I can't help but laugh.

Response to Best insult you've ever heard? 2012-08-22 15:25:34


" We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough. " :c