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I'm too short.

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I'm too short. 2012-07-16 23:21:41


I'm 5'11. But I only got one more inch before I become 6 feet. However, I think I am at the end of my stage where I grow. How do I become taller?

Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-16 23:22:32


Haha, I'm 13 and taller than you.


"Don't worry honey, I won't fall asleep on the toilet." - Elvis Presley

Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-16 23:25:37


I'm 4'9''.
Be grateful.

Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-16 23:27:59


I'm 5'9". You will have 20 more significant relationships than me in the course of your life.


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-16 23:39:31


I'm only 5'5....


"Plz don't call NASA on me I'm afraid of astronauts dude" - DJ-Ri (2015)

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Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 02:11:43


I'm 5'8' how do you think I feel?

Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 02:16:06


At 7/16/12 11:22 PM, TheLukeinator wrote: Haha, I'm 13 and taller than you.

I'm 14 and I think I'm 5'9" or something.


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Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 03:15:36


Jump up on the rack lad, we'll stretch you out yet.


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Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 04:22:05


I'm 16 and I'm pretty sure I am shorter than 6 feet.I would be happy if I was your height.


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Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 04:28:50


At 7/16/12 11:26 PM, Protagonist wrote: Remember that episode of Ed Edd and Eddy when eddy wanted get taller, so he held onto a tree while his friends pulled his legs? You should try that.

Lmao.


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Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 04:28:53


5'11'' is just above average height. Be grateful.

I haven't had my full growth spurt yet, but my dad is 6'3'' and my brother is 6'5'', so I'm hoping for the best.

Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 04:30:51


Insecurity about height is bullshit, man. Are you really that interested in people who treat height as a determining factor in a friendship/relationship? Or do you have some sort of important reason for why you need to be 6 feet tall?


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 05:29:50


5'11 is perfect height. You don't need to be a giant to get girls.

Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 06:13:40


Tie rope around your arms and legs and get four m8s to pull until you look like someone from a bayeux tapestry.

Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 06:16:24


At 7/17/12 06:13 AM, Halberd wrote: Tie rope around your arms and legs and get four m8s to pull until you look like someone from a bayeux tapestry.

You will look just like this

I'm too short.

Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 06:52:40


I'm 15 and tall. I dont know the American system but I'm 1,78 meters.


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Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 07:05:35


At 7/17/12 06:52 AM, MagicMichael66 wrote: I'm 15 and tall. I dont know the American system but I'm 1,78 meters.

i am 15 as well do you have a hot sister who will fuck me please say yes I am desperate for sex with a real life girl i am so pathetic please say yes or tell me something hot about your sister

Response to I'm too short. 2012-07-17 09:31:17


I'm only 5'4, and my doc said i'll probably only grow to 5'8 MAX by the time i'm 20, because i've pretty much went through puberty already, and my parents are so short. Being short SUCKS >:(