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Pick a celebrity to be your parent

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If you had to pick someone famous to be your parent or parents who would it be?

I'd pick Based God to father me.


-Officially Based-I saw a girl die.

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 15:43:36


opera Winfrey, so i can haz all her money


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 15:47:27


Neil Patrick Harris. "My dad hosted the Tonys. 'the fuck's your dad done?"


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"

"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 15:53:50


My Father would be Clint Eastwood.


HEY BOO!!!

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 16:02:24


At 7/9/12 03:47 PM, Trambamboline wrote: Neil Patrick Harris. "My dad hosted the Tonys. 'the fuck's your dad done?"

Who would your other dad be?

Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 16:03:22


At 7/9/12 04:02 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote:
At 7/9/12 03:47 PM, Trambamboline wrote: Neil Patrick Harris. "My dad hosted the Tonys. 'the fuck's your dad done?"
Who would your other dad be?

His husband. Duh. Forget his name though.


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"

"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 16:06:34


gucci mane and ayumi hamasaki


dal lunge ci mira

di giove l'ira, e in un baleno va all'eghe in seno, da regal sede

tosto provvede, fa i generosi destrier squammosi ratto accoppiar

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 17:40:36


Bill Gates and Christy Walton. I would more money than anybody ever.


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Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 17:42:44


Would Josef Fritzl count?

He's kind of a celebrity.


It's not the lack of crimes that values your morality but your capacity for contrition.

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 17:42:49


justin beebs brah
... theres going to be a planned murder ....

either that or the Michel Jackson kind of pop
that would be a pretty nice title to hand over my head, the only kid in this world to pass on the legendary brains and talents of the late king


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 18:55:16


Joe Pesci


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 19:22:20


At 7/9/12 03:47 PM, Trambamboline wrote: Neil Patrick Harris. "My dad hosted the Tonys. 'the fuck's your dad done?"

So you'll have a gay dad?

HAHAHAH.


Viva La Liquid Funk Baby. Keep it Mellow for all our sakes.

For Crap Nobody Cares About

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 19:24:08


Morgan Freeman.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 19:27:44


At 7/9/12 07:22 PM, DarkShadowblade wrote: So you'll have a gay dad?

HAHAHAH.

You're damn right. In fact, my other dad'll be gay too!


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"

"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 19:31:56


I'd pick Ray Manzarek, keyboardist for The Doors. I would love to grow up listening to his stories from his days in the 60's and 70's.


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 19:33:12


When I was younger I was joked about having Jim Carey as my dad.

Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 19:36:37


I'd choose Rupert Grint

and

uh fuck

Idk, some person as the mom.


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 19:38:30


Michael Jackson and Britney Spears.

Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 20:07:21


Bill Murray because Ghostbusters.

Pick a celebrity to be your parent


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 20:48:50


I'll go with Morgan Freeman, as has already been said.


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 22:32:29


Morgan Freeman.

Nuff said.

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 22:36:12


Steve McQueen and I dunno, Emma Watson I guess.


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 22:45:07


Jeff Bridges


Viva La Liquid Funk Baby. Keep it Mellow for all our sakes.

For Crap Nobody Cares About

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 22:47:50


Lil Wayne so I could be Lil Lil Tunechi and "The Son of Dr. Carter".

Too bad he wouldn't really father me


Tox isn't allowed to come or I'm not going-Suprememessage

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 22:49:14


Stephen King and his wife Tabitha King.

Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 23:18:24


Hugh Heffener or however it's spelled.

Best inheritance ever, plus even if you don't like him he's gonna die soon anyway.


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 23:19:14


Jim Carrey and his latest partner Anastasia Vitkina. because Jim Carrey is one of my favorite actors and he's really funny

Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 00:40:24


My father would either be Andrew W.K. or Jim Carrey.

My Mother would be either Virgin Mary or Amy Poehler.


Formerly Known As J-Rex

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 02:25:14


At 7/10/12 01:25 AM, Sensationalism wrote: The biggest cunt of them all?

I guess if you have to be the progeny of a cunt, be the progeny of the most prolific cunt.


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"

"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 02:26:01


i wish charizard was my mom and blastoise was my dad


if it is a gigantic horrible typo mah bad