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If you were a serial killer

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If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 09:05:42


Who would you target and why? Like what groups of people would you target (race, gender, age, occupation, etc.)

Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 09:15:59


Women, younger most likely


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 09:33:07


Hobos, drug addicts, prostitues. Anyone the police doesn't care too much about and is isolated.


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 11:12:52


I would kill dolphin handlers and underwater welders.


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 11:16:12


Serial killers targets are based off their pervisions and fantasies, so they would kill and usually rape and torture the ones they are most attracted too.

Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 11:44:48


I think if I ever decided to kill people, I'd be more likely to just walk down the street and shoot anyone unlucky enough to be walking down the same street.

Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 11:47:34


At 7/6/12 11:16 AM, reversedan wrote: Serial killers targets are based off their pervisions and fantasies, so they would kill and usually rape and torture the ones they are most attracted too.

That means that poozy will never be touched...
while Tom will be so riddled with bullets that it will hard to decern human or animal...


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 12:28:51


Posers


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 12:56:26


Any public university teacher who supports abortion. They can't use me or my resources to support themselves against my will, so I get to kill them.


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 12:58:43


Bronies. Damnit, I can't stand you guys.


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 12:58:58


Criminals. If I'm gonna be a murderer, might as well be a murdering Batman.


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"

"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 13:01:47


At 7/6/12 01:00 PM, J-Cobyz wrote:
At 7/6/12 12:58 PM, TheBustinJeebers wrote: Bronies. Damnit, I can't stand you guys.
HURR DURR, I H8 BRONYS, AM I KEWL NAO.

Hey now, love and tol- wait, shit.


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 13:03:28


At 7/6/12 09:05 AM, beakerboy wrote: Who would you target and why? Like what groups of people would you target (race, gender, age, occupation, etc.)

young women, and people that deserve to die.


do you ever listen to your self talk!

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 13:07:11


Drug addicts. Then I would destroy their drug stashes.

I'll be doing the world a favor, I suppose. Almost like cleaning up crime.


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 13:11:20


I would target a woman living a good life. She would be middle-aged, possibly recently pensioned off from her business, wealthy, a secure person who has experienced good fortune. I would wear tight clothing. I would break into her house, then I'd wait until she found me. I would carry a short knife. I would injure her so badly that she wouldn't be able to run, scream or escape. Then I would put her body into the trunk of my car, and I would take her to the scene of the murder I was planning. I would wait till she had regained consciousness, at which point I would reassure her that I only want to rape her.

After this, I would have an air-tight coffin, into which I would place her. The coffin would be soundtight, and it would be aerated. Once she was in there, I would close off all the air holes, and she would steadily suffocate.

I might rape her if I got excited from this, but I probably wouldn't be capable of expressing my emotions strongly enough at the time to rape her.


The preceding post was probably made when I was wasted. Only a fool would think of it as fact.

Click here to see mushookieman get pwned.

Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 13:20:05


At 7/6/12 01:14 PM, CockGobbler wrote: Rape and kill an 11 year old girl so I can see the shocked look on her face as my penis breaches the tight walls of her developing vagina and my hand squeezes her tiny nipples on her not quite developed mosquito bite boobs.

Well that's one way to do it.


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 13:36:31


DONT KILL PEOPLE DUDE DONT U WANTA BETTER CIVILIZATION FOR OUR UTURE DUDE


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 14:16:52


My target would be young girls 7-11
Lol. I know I'm a sick jerk.

Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 14:32:43


ive actually thought about this in the past.... id go after, pimps and drug dealers, no hookers cause most if not all do it out of necessity for survival. and also id go after pedophiles and rapists and killers who walk free.....


End of Line.

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 14:42:13


I would be something like Kira in Death Note.I would kill the bad guys.From from sick rapists/pedophiles and thugs to mob bosses and notorious contract killers.


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 14:42:50


You know who's a serial killer?
Mac.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 14:45:27


Various youtubers. Starting with Yogscast members.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 14:50:54


At 7/6/12 02:42 PM, Slint wrote: You know who's a serial killer?
Mac.

Well, he is "The knife". Very few things you can do with a nickname like that.


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"

"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 15:05:55


Probably creationists, weeaboos, and the morbidly obese.

At 7/6/12 11:54 AM, JakeDesuDesu wrote:
At 7/6/12 11:16 AM, reversedan wrote: Serial killers targets are based off their pervisions and fantasies, so they would kill and usually rape and torture the ones they are most attracted too.
Redheads would be erradicated from the face of the planet, then.

But why?

If you were a serial killer


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 15:10:47


People who were greedy, selfish, cruel, dishonest, bigoted, ect.

Just douche bags who didn't deserve to live anymore.

Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 15:19:57


I'd kill other serial killers
that way there would be less deaths

Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 16:06:17


Transexuals, scuba divers, and strippers.
They all know what they did wrong.


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 16:12:16


I'd target young kids and old people who piss me off.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 18:46:34


ITT: Pedophiles using murder as an excuse to rape children.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-06 18:52:13


Random people in various states, that way the police are less likely to link the deaths.