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Ways to kill threads

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Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 05:06:09


Since nothing really interesting is going on right now, have you stumbled upon any methods or ways to kill threads specific to the way you post in them? Like, whenever you post in a thread, it just screams to a halt for hours at a time or possibly it just dies off permanently?

I seem to have an expertise in doing it myself but I'm not really sure what I'm doing to make it happen, additionally I'd like to hear your techniques.

Discuss

inb4 mod lock and backseat modding.

Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 05:09:28


In the past I used to be a thread killer.Now I have lost my skills.

I will really enjoy it if no one else will post in this thread.

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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 05:11:47


At 6/15/12 05:09 AM, tonypar16 wrote: In the past I used to be a thread killer. Now I have lost my skills.

I'm sorry about that.

I will really enjoy it if no one else will post in this thread.

Oh.... I'm really sorry about that.

Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 05:12:55


At 6/15/12 05:09 AM, tonypar16 wrote: In the past I used to be a thread killer.Now I have lost my skills.
I will really enjoy it if no one else will post in this thread.

I'm posting here. You're not gonna enjoy it.


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 05:14:11


1. Be a mod and lock it
2. Post anything to do with the Iraq War
3. Get sevkat to post in it


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 05:23:11


The only way to actually kill a thread is if there's nothing else whatsoever to talk about in the thread. That's pretty much how you kill a thread, I mean, if another user agrees thus making him/her the last poster then it'd just be a +1 post unless the post was extended in some way, idk.


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 05:25:29


At 6/15/12 05:23 AM, Gimmick wrote: The only way to actually kill a thread is if there's nothing else whatsoever to talk about in the thread. That's pretty much how you kill a thread, I mean, if another user agrees thus making him/her the last poster then it'd just be a +1 post unless the post was extended in some way, idk.

Kinda like that whole "if I reach the end of the universe and extend my arm out, that's the new end of the universe" type of thing huh?

Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 05:30:01


At 6/15/12 05:11 AM, phsychopath wrote: Oh.... I'm really sorry about that.

I've lost my powers.God damn you Luthor.


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 06:34:15


At 6/15/12 05:30 AM, tonypar16 wrote:
At 6/15/12 05:11 AM, phsychopath wrote: Oh.... I'm really sorry about that.
I've lost my powers.God damn you Luthor.

I'm the real thread reaper here boy.

Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 06:38:44


At 6/15/12 06:34 AM, phsychopath wrote:
At 6/15/12 05:30 AM, tonypar16 wrote:
At 6/15/12 05:11 AM, phsychopath wrote: Oh.... I'm really sorry about that.
I've lost my powers.God damn you Luthor.
I'm the real thread reaper here boy.

I don't know what you're talking about.I'm posting this just to let you know.


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 06:42:02


Depress the reader of your post so that he will lose any interest in the thread.


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 06:53:55


Holy shit I've got a turkey goin' on here. Surprisingly not that rare.

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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 07:16:19


Most threads die within a day or less, just because of arid topics.


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Greatest thread ever !

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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 08:01:05


At 6/15/12 06:53 AM, phsychopath wrote: Holy shit I've got a turkey goin' on here. Surprisingly not that rare.

You felt the need to share this, why?


Stop fucking looking right here faggot.

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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 08:40:05


does anyone shave their ass?

Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 08:44:00


i seem to accidently kill a lot of threads.


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 08:50:47


At 6/15/12 08:40 AM, Synnxile wrote: does anyone shave their ass?

No,I don't.


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 09:28:08


I've always pretty much been able to kill a thread, in anyway possible usually because everything has been discussed after my post.


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 09:54:33


At 6/15/12 09:28 AM, LampFace wrote: I've always pretty much been able to kill a thread, in anyway possible usually because everything has been discussed after my post.

Interesting.


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 10:19:11


At 6/15/12 10:14 AM, MidoriKatsu wrote: Like this. double post and put an obvious picture to piss people off and rage on your thread until it becomes hated.

No I don't hate this thread yet.

God dammit what else do I have to post to kill this thread

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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 10:22:31


I see where this thread is going...


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 10:35:45


At 6/15/12 10:33 AM, MrPercie wrote: The user below my post is a homosexual duckling

that should workd.

Hi, what's going on in this thread


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 10:38:11


Well, it's easier to derail than kill.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 10:38:43


I mostly just post and the thread dies soon if not immediately after most of the time.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 10:42:26


You have to make a forgettable post in a forgettable thread in order to kill it.


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 10:45:11


When I want some thread to die I post in every thread on 1st page except that one, that way it sinks to 2nd page where noone ever looks, and gets forgotten.

Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 10:51:10


At 6/15/12 10:45 AM, Makakaov wrote: When I want some thread to die I post in every thread on 1st page except that one, that way it sinks to 2nd page where noone ever looks, and gets forgotten.

That explains so many posts...


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 10:55:01


The best way to kill a thread is often to have IrishGun post in it.

:(


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 11:06:27


At 6/15/12 10:56 AM, TwittSoup wrote: I agree with pretty much everyone, I'm glad we could have so many like point of views.

Just posting to let everyone know I agree with you.


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Response to Ways to kill threads 2012-06-15 11:10:32


I do believe this thread has been kept afloat by the sheer number of people convinced that they can kill a thread.

But fret not, I am here, here to keep this thread alive, or give up trying.

See how I covered my bases there?

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