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Texas Sucks.

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Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 09:47:38


Texas sucks.

Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 09:55:59


^ at sucking


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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 09:57:15


Texas is the Master Race


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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 10:01:51


Also, Germany sucks.

Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 10:09:03


At 6/6/12 09:47 AM, MagiGirl wrote: Texas sucks.
At 6/6/12 10:01 AM, MagiGirl wrote: Also, Germany sucks.

Why?I try to find a way to relate them somehow but I can't find one.


Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 10:09:15


Why are you here?

thefuckareyoudoing

Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 12:00:31


"We have yet to see how MagiGirl will contribute to the site."

Too right!

Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 12:06:41


At 6/6/12 10:01 AM, MagiGirl wrote: Also, Germany sucks.

You're right.


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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 12:07:20


Fuck you, Texas kicked California's ass in the obscure brand name bowl in December. also Texas won the Rose Bowl against USC in '06. Come back when you have a football program worth a damn.

Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 12:11:07


As opposed to the great state of Massachusetts? Illinois? California?
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2012/02/state-favora bility-poll.html


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 12:12:50


At 6/6/12 12:11 PM, ohbombuh wrote: As opposed to the great state of Massachusetts? Illinois? California?
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2012/02/state-favora bility-poll.html

Hey fuck you, California is awesome.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 12:14:47


At 6/6/12 12:12 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 6/6/12 12:11 PM, ohbombuh wrote: As opposed to the great state of Massachusetts? Illinois? California?
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2012/02/state-favora bility-poll.html
Hey fuck you, California is awesome.

awesome at being unpopular you mean. Even Kansas has a higher rating, and it's fucking Kansas.

Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 12:15:44


Jealous of the Texas master Race


私のちんちん

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 12:19:21


Okay, no facts at all, just a statement?
You should leave this for your newspost.


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 12:20:22


I'm currently living in Texas. I've lived in and have visited many other states and while I absolutely LOATHE the town I live in, I have come to appreciate Texas by traveling it. Don't knock it until you try it.


"As I'm sure you're aware it is full of silhouettes of girls. The one on the M looks like she has a dick, just saiyan." -Shade-

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 12:20:35


At 6/6/12 12:14 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 6/6/12 12:12 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 6/6/12 12:11 PM, ohbombuh wrote: As opposed to the great state of Massachusetts? Illinois? California?
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2012/02/state-favora bility-poll.html
Hey fuck you, California is awesome.
awesome at being unpopular you mean. Even Kansas has a higher rating, and it's fucking Kansas.

CA is a beautiful state and has nice weather in general, but to be honest, it's a place that's falling apart and not really improving. It's a nice place to visit, but maybe not to live unless you're filthy freaking rich. There's a lot of beauty in other states too, maybe not as dramatic as Cali, and not to mention it's nice to live with some snow...

Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 13:01:17


Alabama sucks


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How to review like your opinion matters

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 13:04:20


California is fucking awful. Oh god, I hated it there.


" Let the metal flow " - Chuck Schuldiner

GUITARISTS Awesome sig by Tateos.

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 13:08:13


At 6/6/12 12:18 PM, Ilssm wrote:
Hey fuck you, California is awesome.
Eddy?

I have no idea what happened to that guy. But no, all you guys ever think of California is beaches, Hollywood, and that damn cherry festival. We have other things, in fact California is popular because we have abit of everything. It snows here too! Go to Redlands, best damn place I have ever lived. Small, cozy, well kept, and there's a shopping district almost every few blocks.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 13:16:04


I love Texas. Much better than shitty California.


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I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 13:22:35


Roosterteeth's Headquarters is in Texas. Your argument is invalid.

Texas Sucks.


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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 14:35:17


THIS IS TEXAS
THIS IS REDNECK
THIS IS LONE STAR
THIS IS WETBACK

I AM TEXAS
I AM TEXAS
I AM TEXAS
I AM TEXAS
THIS IS TEXAS
THIS IS BADASS

THIS IS CHAIN GANG
THIS IS MUSTANG
I AM TEXAS
I AM TEXAS
I AM TEXAS

etc


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 15:23:23


No Debbie Does Dallas pics? I'm disaapoint.

Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 15:24:34


Gotta love the accent tho.

As long as I don't have to listen to it too much.

Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 15:54:27


Being a Texan, I can conclude that the statement of "Texas Sucks" is 100% truth.

Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 15:55:41


Why doesn't anyone get my reference?


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 15:58:42


At 6/6/12 03:54 PM, davohsaurus wrote: Being a Texan, I can conclude that the statement of "Texas Sucks" is 100% truth.

I live in Texas, and I like it.


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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 15:58:42


At 6/6/12 03:55 PM, Slint wrote: Why doesn't anyone get my reference?

Most of us weren't connoisseurs of punk music in 1987 (or before).


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 17:00:27


A lovely, well thought out, masterpiece of an opinion. The only thing missing is the fact that no one gives a shit. Personally, having been living here all my life, in my personal opinion, all other state's-- scratch that, everywhere else, can pretty much go to hell because Texas is like the best place ever. Texas, all day, everyday.


Even as I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Death, I shall fear no Evil. Semper Fidelis

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Response to Texas Sucks. 2012-06-06 17:01:39


inb4 somebody realizes OP is making a lame attempt to piss off people who live in Texas.

Didn't work anyway

"lol what the fuck that's the best grammar nazi I've ever seen"-Sause, referring to me

"learn to suck some good dick. itll come in handy." -Luis on living in San Francisco