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Lincoln the Vampire Hunter?

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Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-29 21:24:27


Saw the commercial for that upcoming movie.

Apparently, Abraham Lincoln hunts vampires...

Seriously, the movie industry seems to have gotten pretty random nowadays. Next thing you'll know, John F. Kennedy is a secret spy with a code name "JFK", has a license to kill, sleeps with countless women, and was a naval officer during WW2.

Looks at the latter part of the sentence.

Wait a minute...


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-29 21:31:01


It's based on the book of the same name that came out 2 years ago, I'm pretty excited to see it.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-29 21:31:04


Hollywood is running out of ideas...


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-29 21:33:18


Such respect U.S has for one of its best presidents.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-29 21:56:55


At 5/29/12 09:33 PM, SigmaNoob wrote: Such respect U.S has for one of its best presidents.

On the bright side, they did made Lincoln into a badass. So it a twisted way, Abraham Lincoln has experienced a historical hero upgrade.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-29 21:59:29


They almost cast Nicholas Cage to play Lincoln. That would have been a staggering mistake.

Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-29 22:26:32


At 5/29/12 10:05 PM, Skaren wrote:
At 5/29/12 09:59 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: They almost cast Nicholas Cage to play Lincoln. That would have been a staggering mistake.

Get on Skype, fag.

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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-29 22:27:47


At 5/29/12 10:26 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote:
Can't, I slept like 4 hours last night before school and now I have to go to bed soon so I can have some sleeps and my brain doesn't die.

Pussy.

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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 04:57:33


At 5/29/12 09:31 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Hollywood is running out of ideas...

Except it's based off a book....


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 05:14:10


At 5/30/12 05:07 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Sounds like it's time to pull out the old pipe and go to the movies.

I get what you mean.
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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 06:49:03


I would love to see a JFK spy movie. And, I am just surprised it has no Johnny Depp in there. Since, it's a Tim Burton film.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 09:24:04


At 5/30/12 06:49 AM, SteelChair wrote: I would love to see a JFK spy movie. And, I am just surprised it has no Johnny Depp in there. Since, it's a Tim Burton film.

Burton's just producing it I believe, so that's why no Depp. The same guy who directed Nightwatch, Daywatch, and Wanted is directing this one.

Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 09:29:27


Just saw the Print ads. I think it's cool!

Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 10:12:48


I really do think that Hollywood ran out of ideas years ago, particularly when they started to make movies out of board games now. {Battleship, oh God the horror.}

But in some way, I kind of want to see this, seeing Lincoln become a badass vampire slayer a la Vampire Hunter D. Here's also hoping that these vampires don't sparkle like a certain other wannabe vampire.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 12:03:57


That's NOTHING. There was a movie made called "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter", which you can probably guess what it was about. Even worse, there was this one comic book about JOHN MCCAIN being a vampire hunter. Well, it wasn't exactly vampires, it was zombies or something. Having Abraham Lincoln as a vampire hunter is mild compared to what some of these other writer wackos have contributed to us.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 13:23:05


The book was good, but will Hollywood ruin the film? I will watch it to find out.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 15:48:15


At 5/30/12 06:49 AM, SteelChair wrote: I would love to see a JFK spy movie. And, I am just surprised it has no Johnny Depp in there. Since, it's a Tim Burton film.

That would have been interesting.

I even created a script for the trailer on my user page, feel free to check it out.

When you think about it, their lives does kind of parallel to each other with several exceptions. Aside from these, they both fought against communism, dealt with threat to the world (For JFK, Cuban Missile Crisis), made mistakes, slept with tons of women, and both served in the NAVY during WW2.

Also they both had sniper scopes following them.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 15:53:49


At 5/29/12 10:05 PM, Skaren wrote:
At 5/29/12 09:59 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: They almost cast Nicholas Cage to play Lincoln. That would have been a staggering mistake.
That would have been awful. I'm actually going to see that movie, I think.

I would kill to see that, then probably kill myself because I saw it.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 15:55:18


Comes out the day my classes end for the summer. Obviously, I was fated to see this movie on day one.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 16:12:59


At 5/29/12 09:24 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
Seriously, the movie industry seems to have gotten pretty random nowadays.

Do a little digging, and you'll find that it was first a book, my friend.

Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 16:14:58


I'm excited, I want to see this movie. I could learn a little bit about history from this documentary about Lincoln's life.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 16:54:54


At 5/30/12 04:44 PM, Rummy0 wrote:
At 5/29/12 09:31 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Hollywood is running out of ideas...
It's a book you stupid cunt...

I think he means, though I may be stretching it, that Hollywood should come up with its own ideas instead of adapting books? That's what some people say anyway.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 17:35:16


At 5/30/12 04:54 PM, Ryanson wrote:
At 5/30/12 04:44 PM, Rummy0 wrote:
At 5/29/12 09:31 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Hollywood is running out of ideas...
It's a book you stupid cunt...
I think he means, though I may be stretching it, that Hollywood should come up with its own ideas instead of adapting books? That's what some people say anyway.

Hollywood has always adapted other materials. There's a whole Oscar just for that.That being said, accepting that this movie is not a documentary and untwisting my panties, I think this flick will be awesome.


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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-05-30 19:09:37


At 5/29/12 09:24 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Saw the commercial for that upcoming movie.

I heard it was pretty good, the visuals on the comercial look pretty sharp aswell.

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Response to Lincoln the Vampire Hunter? 2012-06-05 12:08:11


An idea like this can probably work. Heck, really ANY idea can be done well if it has smart people working on it. It seems like this would probably work more if it was done for laughs and wasn't taken seriously. Speaking of comic books, they made an "Archie Meets The Punisher" comic, but most people say it's good, because the people who made it knew it was ridiculous and wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Some other stuff is just good, but if everyone's in a good mood about it, it can be enjoyable.


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