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What's the longest time you're ever went without droppin a deuce?

I got 3 weeks.


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 16:51:26


Ten days. Was massively constipated.

Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 16:56:08


Lol @ reading the replies in this thread, you guys are fucking insane. Longest I've ever went is like 3 days!

OP said 3 weeks?! What the fuck...


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 16:57:24


Forty-five minutes.


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 17:02:20


2 days is the most for me, and that was at a time where I was in crappy health. I can't even imagine going any longer than that if i'm eating a normal diet.

Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 17:14:05


3 or 4 weeks


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 17:19:59


Probably a week. Not good times.


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 17:20:27


They say that a normal, healthy human takes a crap at least once a day. So, going more than a week without going to the crapper says something about the unhealthiness of a person and their diet.

That being said, I usually try to go at least 3 times so I know I'm empty, and don't have to wake up in the middle of the night rushing to the shit can to get rid of that 3 pound beef and bean burritto I ate 5 hours earlier.


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 17:20:52


13 years. Because I've never pooped.


"Don't worry honey, I won't fall asleep on the toilet." - Elvis Presley

Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 17:21:57


At 4/30/12 05:20 PM, TheLukeinator wrote: 13 years. Because I've never pooped.

You're full of shit.


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 17:25:13


At 4/30/12 05:21 PM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 4/30/12 05:20 PM, TheLukeinator wrote: 13 years. Because I've never pooped.
You're full of shit.

It hurts. . . .


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 17:31:04


At 4/30/12 05:25 PM, TheLukeinator wrote:
At 4/30/12 05:21 PM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 4/30/12 05:20 PM, TheLukeinator wrote: 13 years. Because I've never pooped.
You're full of shit.
It hurts. . . .

You must look and feel pretty much like this:

Longest You've Went Without Pooping


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 18:08:17


No idea, so probably not long enough to gripe about.

Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 18:12:05


I'm pooping RIGHT NOW.


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 18:16:55


Probably 5 days.


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 18:23:29


2 weeks.

SUCK IT


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 18:49:10


fifteen seconds. Born with Chronic Diarrhea.

Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 19:21:43


Maybe 3-4 days.


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 19:26:08


Why the fuck are people posting in this thread

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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 19:26:27


i usually only shit like once every three or four days

i think the longest was back last summer when i went about a week and a half without shitting because opiate binge

Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 19:31:29


I poop like once a day, usually every other day. Sucks for you guys.


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 20:24:01


At 4/30/12 04:57 PM, Oolaph wrote: Forty-five minutes.

this made me chuckle

Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 20:50:31


At 4/30/12 04:57 PM, Oolaph wrote: Forty-five minutes.

congratulations


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 20:54:47


Like 20 minutes.


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 21:29:29


Considering that I don't have an answer off the top of my head, probably nothing out of the norm.


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 23:55:49


I was in the hospital and had spinal surgery....

My intestines did not start working until after I regained feeling in my lower back.... and even after that.... the shit that had collected was so fucking massive that it had a really difficult time coming out...

I think it was about a week


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-04-30 23:57:29


10 seconds

Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-05-01 00:31:02


like 5 days or so

i ended up going to the hospital because i felt sharp pain in my abdomen and was prescribed many, many laxatives

the laxatives didn't work initially but once they did, i pooped my ass off. but because laxatives can make people lose a lot of weight(no, not weight in fecal matter), i ended up losing like 10 lbs in 2 days

lol it was a fun experience

Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-05-01 02:13:25


Couple days probably.


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Response to Longest You've Went Without Pooping 2012-05-01 02:27:45


Almost two months. Almost my whole life, I have been severely constipated.


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