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Hey NG, quick question:

Have you ever seen a pair of boobies that are so appealing to look at that for the rest of the day, you can't stop thinking about them? They just pop up in your every thought and before you go to sleep that night, you think about them? Not in an obsessive way, but in the same way that you might smile and remember a pretty rainbow or cute puppy? Ya know?

I like those moments.

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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 16:22:26 Reply

Jennifer Aniston and Miki Minaj.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 16:25:12 Reply

No, I'm single.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 16:27:18 Reply

Never. Also that woman's bra looks fit awkwardly.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 16:26:22 Reply

At 3/31/12 04:25 PM, Trambamboline wrote: No, I'm single.

So you've gone blind and lack a sex drive because you're single?
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Hell yes, natural D's, are so hypnotic.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 16:43:08 Reply

At 3/31/12 04:26 PM, II2none wrote:
At 3/31/12 04:25 PM, Trambamboline wrote: No, I'm single.
So you've gone blind and lack a sex drive because you're single?
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Hell yes, natural D's, are so hypnotic.

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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 16:58:41 Reply

At 3/31/12 04:21 PM, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: I like those moments.

And yet you post a picture of a woman in a padded bra? That's false expectations for you and one good reason I like Kelly Brook - no padding required, just a little encouragement.

Seriously, I'm not a fan of breasts that look huge when she's got her kit on and then when she takes the bra off, two cup sizes have miraculously disappeared as well. I'm sure it's the same for the girls if we shoved a pair of socks down our boxers.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:01:06 Reply

At 3/31/12 04:58 PM, Coop wrote:
Seriously, I'm not a fan of breasts that look huge when she's got her kit on and then when she takes the bra off, two cup sizes have miraculously disappeared as well. I'm sure it's the same for the girls if we shoved a pair of socks down our boxers.

Lol I don't think women typically look at guys bulges through their pants. Thats more of a guy thing? Plus I would think it would be obvious and pointless to do if you were already half naked with one.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:06:25 Reply

Does that slant with the chest of a 12 year old make your day?


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:08:20 Reply

At 3/31/12 04:26 PM, II2none wrote: So you've gone blind and lack a sex drive because you're single?

Good lord no. I appreciate a nice pair of breasts as much as the next guy, I just won't end up dwelling on them all day unless I have feelings for the person they're attached to.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:10:11 Reply

At 3/31/12 05:08 PM, Trambamboline wrote:
Good lord no. I appreciate a nice pair of breasts as much as the next guy, I just won't end up dwelling on them all day unless I have feelings for the person they're attached to.

So you are bisexual.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:11:50 Reply

I don't know if something's wrong with me but I don't recall staring at someone's tits when I talked to them. Taking a glance at a girls ass when taking a walk somewhere yes, but during conversations that seems just kinda rude.

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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:17:36 Reply

At 3/31/12 05:10 PM, JBKalso wrote: So you are bisexual.

Well yes, though I fail to see how a fondness of girly-boys factors into whether or not I obsess over breasts. :P

Just because I like two things doesn't affect how much I like either one.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:19:26 Reply

At 3/31/12 05:17 PM, Trambamboline wrote:
At 3/31/12 05:10 PM, JBKalso wrote: So you are bisexual.
Well yes, though I fail to see how a fondness of girly-boys factors into whether or not I obsess over breasts. :P

Just because I like two things doesn't affect how much I like either one.

You just come off a little sensitive. Also girly-boys are awesome.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:23:09 Reply

At 3/31/12 05:19 PM, JBKalso wrote: You just come off a little sensitive. Also girly-boys are awesome.

Hmm, fair enough, though 'completely, 100%, "Ew dicks!" straight guys' can be sensitive too.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:24:15 Reply

At 3/31/12 05:06 PM, saqwert wrote: Does that slant with the chest of a 12 year old make your day?

I JUST LIVE FOR THE TITS, BRAH. BIG ONES OR SMALL ONES AS LONG AS THEY LOOK GOOD TO ME. MAKES MY DICK HAPPY, OKAY?

Swag

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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:32:48 Reply

Needs more asians.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:34:59 Reply

At 3/31/12 05:32 PM, II2none wrote: Needs more Asians.

forgot pic.

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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:37:19 Reply

Yes

At 3/31/12 04:58 PM, Coop wrote: Seriously, I'm not a fan of breasts that look huge when she's got her kit on and then when she takes the bra off, two cup sizes have miraculously disappeared as well.

So disappointing. A gent's worst nightmare.

I'm sure it's the same for the girls if we shoved a pair of socks down our boxers.

Or wear crotchless chaps.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 17:38:06 Reply

Some people its like this

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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 19:07:01 Reply

At 3/31/12 05:01 PM, JBKalso wrote:
At 3/31/12 04:58 PM, Coop wrote: Seriously, I'm not a fan of breasts that look huge when she's got her kit on and then when she takes the bra off, two cup sizes have miraculously disappeared as well. I'm sure it's the same for the girls if we shoved a pair of socks down our boxers.
Lol I don't think women typically look at guys bulges through their pants. Thats more of a guy thing? Plus I would think it would be obvious and pointless to do if you were already half naked with one.

I know of some that do. I love the idea that it's all just lies. I mean the bra thing is to compete with their fellow ladies, too. I don't care what size a guy's tool is or how tightly it's crammed into his jeans. When a woman takes it out of the wrapper, I just hope that she's satisfied with it.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 19:56:20 Reply

At 3/31/12 04:22 PM, Byoubyanese wrote: Jennifer Aniston and Miki Minaj.

GILF and Man ape from the congos?


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 20:19:22 Reply

At 3/31/12 04:22 PM, Byoubyanese wrote:
Jennifer Aniston

Mmm. Good example. She's pretty tasty.

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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 20:25:37 Reply

At 3/31/12 05:02 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Yeah, my own.

Is it possible for you to masturbate to your own set of knockers? I'm curious...

At 3/31/12 08:23 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
my fiancee's

i'm not allowed to enjoy other tits because of the great compromise of 2011

Ugh, game over dude. I hope the early marital sex is good while it lasts.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 21:56:46 Reply

A Boob is 1.
Boobs are 2.
So a Pair of Boobs would be 4. Which means "Double Motorboat".

But yes. Boobs are good, considering they are just 1 to 5 (give or take) pounds of fat with a nipple on it.

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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 22:00:11 Reply

At 3/31/12 09:56 PM, gamejunkie wrote: A Boob is 1.
Boobs are 2.
So a Pair of Boobs would be 4. Which means "Double Motorboat".

Try running that equation through your head again.

But yes. Boobs are good, considering they are just 1 to 5 (give or take) pounds of fat with a nipple on it.

I'm most focused on the nipples. Its the important part.


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 22:06:19 Reply

At 3/31/12 10:00 PM, JBKalso wrote:
At 3/31/12 09:56 PM, gamejunkie wrote: A Boob is 1.
Boobs are 2.
So a Pair of Boobs would be 4. Which means "Double Motorboat".
Try running that equation through your head again.

Why? It's right. Think of it like this. When you say to someone, "check out that chicks boobs", how many boobs are you looking at. The correct answer is 2. So a pair of boobs would be 4. Maybe you should think about it again.

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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 22:12:38 Reply

At 3/31/12 10:06 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 3/31/12 10:00 PM, JBKalso wrote:
At 3/31/12 09:56 PM, gamejunkie wrote: A Boob is 1.
Boobs are 2.
So a Pair of Boobs would be 4. Which means "Double Motorboat".
Try running that equation through your head again.
Why? It's right. Think of it like this. When you say to someone, "check out that chicks boobs", how many boobs are you looking at. The correct answer is 2. So a pair of boobs would be 4. Maybe you should think about it again.

When you say hey check out these shoes, Id like to buy a pair, do they charge you for two pairs (4 shoes)?


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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 22:17:30 Reply

At 3/31/12 10:12 PM, JBKalso wrote: When you say hey check out these shoes, Id like to buy a pair, do they charge you for two pairs (4 shoes)?

No because 1 is a shoe and 2 is a pair of shoes. Just like 1 breast is a boob and 2 breasts are boobs. So therefore it makes perfect sense that 2 pairs of breasts would be 4 boobs. Is that so difficult to understand?

Question. If you were to ask a girl to see her breasts, would you ask to see her pair of boobs or would you ask to see her boobs? Comprende?

If you can't understand that, I give up.

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Response to Pair Of Boobs Just Make Your Day? 2012-03-31 22:21:54 Reply

Boobs and math equations?

I didn't realize I bumped into The Big Bang Theory show.


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