At 3/28/12 06:37 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote:

At 3/28/12 06:36 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Girl getting ready to take it off for us!!

Clearer pics or it didn't happen.

Sorry best I could do while not getting thrown out :/

At 3/28/12 06:39 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

At 3/28/12 06:37 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote:

At 3/28/12 06:36 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Girl getting ready to take it off for us!!

Clearer pics or it didn't happen.

Sorry best I could do while not getting thrown out :/

hm...ok...i believe you.

We should have like a Newgrounds meet at a strip club. I bet half of you would blow your helmet!! This is a good idea, free lap dances for wade and tom while there wives watch heheh

At 3/28/12 06:57 PM, daethdrain wrote: Did you cream your pants?

Every time I went into the bathroom to piss, I expected to hear someone jerking there meat. You know, like they would pretend be all quiet about it, then the noises would stop when someone came into the bathroom.

At 3/28/12 07:05 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

At 3/28/12 06:57 PM, daethdrain wrote: Did you cream your pants?

Every time I went into the bathroom to piss, I expected to hear someone jerking there meat. You know, like they would pretend be all quiet about it, then the noises would stop when someone came into the bathroom.

Lol, that didn't answer his question. He didn't say, 'Were people jacking off in the bathroom?'

At 3/28/12 06:57 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: We should have like a Newgrounds meet at a strip club. I bet half of you would blow your helmet!! This is a good idea, free lap dances for wade and tom while there wives watch heheh

Interesting proposal.

Heh heh heh.

At 3/28/12 07:08 PM, TheRainbowZilla wrote: Lol, that didn't answer his question. He didn't say, 'Were people jacking off in the bathroom?'

Every time I went into the bathroom to piss,

At 3/28/12 07:08 PM, TheRainbowZilla wrote:

At 3/28/12 07:05 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

At 3/28/12 06:57 PM, daethdrain wrote: Did you cream your pants?

Every time I went into the bathroom to piss, I expected to hear someone jerking there meat. You know, like they would pretend be all quiet about it, then the noises would stop when someone came into the bathroom.

Lol, that didn't answer his question. He didn't say, 'Were people jacking off in the bathroom?'

I know, but it was the first thought that popped in my head, I beat my meat later on that night when I was in the comfort of my bed.

I made thoes girls work for dollars
Gotta put em though college

This reminds me of a time i was out for a drink in some random place.

Turned out there was a wet t shirt contest! Shit was so cash

I've see the billboards advertising the place. Is it any good?

I remember the first time I went a strip club, me and my buddies were sitting around the main stage. Across from us were two guys who were just going nuts, they were obviously on coke. One of those guys suddenly brought out a wad of ones and threw it all across the stage, it was like something out of a rap video. We started laughing when one of the girls brought out a push broom to gather all the money.

who the fuck takes pictures in a titty bar you fucking loser. you're lucky a bouncer didn't catch your aspie self

also free beer?

At 3/28/12 05:53 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

At 3/28/12 05:46 PM, MrPercie wrote: What kind of beer were you drinking?

I aint into that kind of stuff, things like tastey fruit ciders or port is what im into when it comes to alcohol.

It was miller light, man I was so hung over this morning. I frikken drank my face off bro!

im 17 and what is this

I'd like to goto a fancy strip club sometime, rather than the trailer trashy places. I've heard tokyo has some real top nut crust type of establishments.

At 3/28/12 04:21 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: "Wipe your face so I have a clean place to sit."

That's disgusting.

At 3/28/12 09:46 PM, Drony wrote:

lol I saw that to, very funny

At 3/28/12 09:56 PM, Gambit wrote:

At 3/28/12 09:53 PM, Luis wrote: I'd like to goto a fancy strip club sometime, rather than the trailer trashy places. I've heard tokyo has some real top nut crust type of establishments.

Like I say every year, let's go to one next time you're in Montreal. You'll love it.

At 3/28/12 09:49 PM, Sensationalism wrote: What parts of their naked bodies did they stick right in your face?
Did any of them touch you or grind against you?

Yes, that's Montreal to you. You can touch all you want

yea, though I'm not really the touching kind, i think i just like to see a good looking woman gracefully move around semi/naked just for the pure aesthetic quality of it, as lame as that sounds. I went to a strip club once when i graduated high school and it was ghetto, like chicks with pimples and scars on their asses and the whole place stunk of cigarettes and stale booze and armpits, with low-life types who obviously go there everyday hanging out being pervy. So i was never interested in going again.

At 3/28/12 11:02 PM, Luis wrote: yea, though I'm not really the touching kind, i think i just like to see a good looking woman gracefully move around semi/naked just for the pure aesthetic quality of it, as lame as that sounds. I went to a strip club once when i graduated high school and it was ghetto, like chicks with pimples and scars on their asses and the whole place stunk of cigarettes and stale booze and armpits, with low-life types who obviously go there everyday hanging out being pervy. So i was never interested in going again.

Luis is such a great influence.
I'm so proud, and I like how you were completely honest and detailed about it.

Your not suppose to bring cameras in the club bro, the bouncers can kick your ass and throw you out for that

I almost forgot about the last time I went to a strip joint. Instead of throwing dollar bills onto the stage, we balled them up, and threw them AT the strippers. Apparently wenches that disrobe for a living don't care much for it.

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I only been to a strip joint 2wice, and the last time I went I got like 4 dance from 3 different girls. I regret 1 of them with the fake titties tho, Waste of 40 dollars, and she was stuck up as fuck

stuupidd hoe

At 3/28/12 11:02 PM, Luis wrote:

Scars on there asses? That's horrible lol, hope you have better luck next time. You said Tokyo or Japan has some exotic strips clubs, and the Canadians are hyping there's up.

Better luck next time? lol

My brother went to a strip club when he turned 18 and there was this one stripper that took him into the VIP room and told him that he could have sex with her for $600. He tried haggling down the price but she wouldn't go lower than 350 so my bro pussied out. Man I can't wait to go to a strip club so far only ones ive been to were in grand theft auto. There are a few clubs in my area but I have heard that they are kinda ghetto, so ima do some research and figure out where all the dimepieces dance at.

I've been to one a few times, had a few nude lap dances and watched them masturbate. Tremendous fun indeed.

Seems like a waste of cash and time imo.

At 3/29/12 01:23 PM, gearsofwhore wrote: My brother went to a strip club when he turned 18 and there was this one stripper that took him into the VIP room and told him that he could have sex with her for $600. He tried haggling down the price but she wouldn't go lower than 350 so my bro pussied out.

I wouldnt really call it pussying out. I mean to have to pay even a buck to convince someone to fuck you is kind of pathetic imo.

At 3/29/12 12:48 AM, Trypper wrote: I almost forgot about the last time I went to a strip joint. Instead of throwing dollar bills onto the stage, we balled them up, and threw them AT the strippers. Apparently wenches that disrobe for a living don't care much for it.

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