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At 3/25/12 08:38 PM, Wegra wrote: What do you think it'd be like to have sex with her?
It wouldn't be close and is probally looking for some money for her drug fixes
Wouldn't having sex with facebook basically be having sex with Mark Zuckerberg?
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It would be the most amazing and yet disgusting orgy ever.
Facebook would probably have every STD known to man. I mean, think about it. Facebook has had over half a billion friends, so at least some of those friends, she must have had sex with at some point and statistically it wouldn't make any sense if she didn't have them. Then again, Ron Jeremy claims to have had tons of unprotected sex and never got a single STD. But alas, we're not Ron Jeremy.
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