i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me
Da fuq is this insect
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At 1 minute ago, ProtomanBlues wrote: i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me
OH SNAP! Wade like thread.
HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. funny guy over here, look at 'im.
I think it's some huge ass cricket found in either asia or south america. I remember seeing it somewhere
It appears to be your uncle. Say hi to your uncle, Proto.
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It looks like a grasshopper and a wasp had a baby...
At 2 minutes ago, Zeppelyn wrote: It looks like a grasshopper and a wasp had a baby...
God dammit this is word for word what I wanted to post.
At 16 minutes ago, Zeppelyn wrote: It looks like a grasshopper and a wasp had a baby...
king hornet?
At 41 minutes ago, StonedGrenade wrote: Really big fucking bee of some sort?
Wasp maybe
At 6 minutes ago, xSarCastiCx wrote: I found the same kind of bug in my basement.
That insect looks like a brown katydid.
HEY BOO!!!
At 46 minutes ago, ProtomanBlues wrote: i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me
look at that fucking stinger thing
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i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at me
I think it looks adorable.
They're a cricket species that I have dubbed "Cute Basement Crickets that don't make noise and can hop very fucking far." And they have a weird fake stinger on their butts, its fake cause it's not sharp at all, it's bendy... or it's a penis.
Bringing back old shit.
That's a kind of locust. Pretty much it, a giant locust.
At 30 minutes ago, ihatesonic1 wrote: Bullshit
Well played
At 9 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote:At 1 minute ago, lawlmaster wrote: And they have a weird fake stinger on their butts, its fake cause it's not sharp at all, it's bendy... or it's a penis.It's an ovipositor, or egg-laying tube. You must have a lot of female crickets in your basement.
I get all da bitches... at least the cricket bitches. That and I seem to have a lot of black wolf spiders in my basement too, yet the crickets and spiders seem to get along well with each other cause they'll sit a few inches apart and not do anything at all... most of the time.
Bringing back old shit.
At 1 hour ago, ihatesonic1 wrote:At 50 minutes ago, ProtomanBlues wrote: i saw the little bastard in the road and snapped a pic of it and then it jumped at meBullshit
lol busted
