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Boobs are mind control devices

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Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 19:19:02


look at the evidence...boobs control mankind!!!


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 19:23:19


Boobs control little babies. A majority of countries may have sexualized these feed bags, but aboriginal societies think it's pretty strange.


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 19:23:27


At 2 minutes ago, beardkiller wrote: look at the evidence...boobs control mankind!!!

No. Men only act like they're controlled, when in fact they're the ones who's in control. We need women to make us sandwiches, they wouldn't do that if they where in control.


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 19:25:09


At 19 seconds ago, AnonymousOfCali wrote: I'm more of an assman myelf

POOP COMES FROM THEIR WHAT R U THINKINGN


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 19:25:26


i couldnt agree more


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 19:28:42


Considering the fact that I can't remember what i do when i see boobs, he's probably right.


100% of people who drink water die... true story.

Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 19:33:07


At 1 minute ago, AnonymousOfCali wrote: girls dont poop artard

Oh! I still have a lot to learn about biology and anatomy and such.


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 19:48:23


At 15 minutes ago, Tateos wrote: I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about.

ITS A SPY HELP ME HEAVY


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 20:37:49


Boobs were invented during the cold war as Russian propaganda. Their penetration (hehe) into American society is everywhere.

Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 20:43:27


At 1 hour ago, Tateos wrote: I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about.

I haven't the slightest either.

Boobs are mind control devices


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 20:58:05


At 12 minutes ago, DecimatorOmega wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, Drake wrote:
At 1 hour ago, Tateos wrote: I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about.
I haven't the slightest either.
She looks nice. ^_^

Sorry I have to tell you this, but they're posting pictures of trannies.


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 21:10:41


At 10 minutes ago, MushookieMan wrote: Sorry I have to tell you this, but they're posting pictures of trannies.

You made my day.


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 21:21:12


TITTIES

Boobs are mind control devices


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 23:36:50


Yes the do pose a hypnotic effect that can cause an immense erection in most heterosexual males


Are you not Entertained ?!?

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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 23:38:03


At 4 hours ago, beardkiller wrote: look at the evidence...boobs control mankind!!!

Boobs...meh.

Ass is my mind control device.


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 23:41:23


At 2 hours ago, kazumazkan wrote: TITTIES

Excluding fat sluts...

Yeah, I discriminate fat girls even if they have a pair of boobs that is bigger than their ass.

Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-09 23:43:29


At 4 hours ago, beardkiller wrote: look at the evidence...boobs control mankind!!!

i forgot to mention ass has the same effect but due to its used to...ness it has a lesser effect on most


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 00:15:22


Its only for a limited amount of time, so we'll be fine

Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 00:17:56


Somebody must've watched MANswers recently.


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 02:43:46


At 5 hours ago, Drake wrote:
At 1 hour ago, Tateos wrote: I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about.
I haven't the slightest either.

I don't have the slightest idea what you are talking about either.

Boobs are mind control devices

Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 03:03:29


At 19 minutes ago, LittleWashu wrote:
At 5 hours ago, Drake wrote:
At 1 hour ago, Tateos wrote: I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about.
I haven't the slightest either.
I don't have the slightest idea what you are talking about either.

who the fuck is that and where can i find a prostitute that looks just like her


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 04:12:19


At 8 hours ago, beardkiller wrote: look at the evidence...boobs control mankind!!!

They don't control me.

i think

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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 05:31:15


I'd argue that multiple parts of the woman can be used for mind control including the boobs, ass, and legs. Put those things together with a mind that has knowledge of what men want and how to make them work for it and you have a creature that can make men go to war for them.

TL;DR? Women own you buddy. You can't fight against it.

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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 05:53:35


At 10 hours ago, beardkiller wrote: look at the evidence...

Where?

Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 08:34:20


At 13 hours ago, MushookieMan wrote: Boobs control little babies. A majority of countries may have sexualized these feed bags, but aboriginal societies think it's pretty strange.

human breasts evolved to look like the buttocks the've always been sexualised...


if it is a gigantic horrible typo mah bad

Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 08:52:50


At 11 hours ago, MushookieMan wrote:
At 12 minutes ago, DecimatorOmega wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, Drake wrote:
At 1 hour ago, Tateos wrote: I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about.
I haven't the slightest either.
She looks nice. ^_^
Sorry I have to tell you this, but they're posting pictures of trannies.

Really the first one is a tranny? I am trying hard but can only see female, if it is a tranny I give amazing marks for it.


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 11:32:33


At 5 hours ago, ZJ wrote: I'd argue that multiple parts of the woman can be used for mind control including the boobs, ass, and legs. Put those things together with a mind that has knowledge of what men want

ZJ's ultimate fantasy. So hot. I can barely control myself.

Boobs are mind control devices


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 11:37:48


At 4 minutes ago, Jercurpac wrote:
At 5 hours ago, ZJ wrote: I'd argue that multiple parts of the woman can be used for mind control including the boobs, ass, and legs. Put those things together with a mind that has knowledge of what men want
ZJ's ultimate fantasy. So hot. I can barely control myself.

Fun fact: This is ZJ's most favorite movie of all time:


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and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 11:51:32


I finally found a .jpg image of this.

Boobs are mind control devices


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Response to Boobs are mind control devices 2012-03-10 13:09:50


It's shit like this what makes us be stereotyped as filthy pigs with only sex on their minds.


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