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Snooki is pregant. It's official.

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Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 11:01:08


The star of Jersey Snore is pregnant and engaged.

Do you think we should start taking this stuff about the world ending 12/21 seriously?

On that note, no, the child is expected to be born sometime in August or September, not on the 21st of December.


I believe in the ultimate triumph of evil over good in this world.


It doesn't help that we keep funding our enemies.

Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 11:04:18


If snookie is retarded will her baby be double retarded?


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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 11:07:12


I am sorry, but I am out of fucks to give.


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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 11:10:41


At 1 minute ago, Uchumaru08 wrote: I am sorry, but I am out of fucks to give.

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Snooki is pregant. It's official.


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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 11:30:16


At 8 minutes ago, yurgenburgen wrote: Nobody.

Cares.

Well, the media bigwigs care.

And I care...if only to mock her...to see what kind of mutant emerges from the womb...


I believe in the ultimate triumph of evil over good in this world.


It doesn't help that we keep funding our enemies.

Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 12:49:28


That's fucking gross.

Why would you stick your dick in that?

A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.

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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 12:59:30


At 1 hour ago, Th-e wrote: The star of Jersey Snore is pregnant and engaged.

Do you think we should start taking this stuff about the world ending 12/21 seriously?

Hell no, if she wasn't prego by June I'd say expect hell to freeze over.

Poor child is gonna have to watch his mom talk about ,"smushing" and a bunch of other wrong things that I missed out on by watching

Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 13:01:36


quick, find her and punch her in the stomach.

hard.

Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 13:11:54


At 2 hours ago, Th-e wrote: The star of Jersey Snore is pregnant and engaged.

Do you think we should start taking this stuff about the world ending 12/21 seriously?

dude they have come up with a new end of the world theory ever year for since 2007 when they tested the hadron collider


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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 13:38:37


At 2 hours ago, jonathanfis wrote: If snookie is retarded will her baby be double retarded?

We should make a punnett square.

Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 13:46:15


Isn't that bestiality?


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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 14:10:52


She better stop her drinking if she doen't want a "special" baby.

Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 14:14:52


oh rly?

Snooki is pregant. It's official.


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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 15:45:16


I hope it's a fucking stillbirth. We don't need another glutten retarded Jersey-person on this planet.
She had better be putting chives and anthrax up her cunt.


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 15:48:43


i dont care


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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 16:20:08


Great, another idiot is to be born.


Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.

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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 16:21:03


I kinda feel bad for her child.


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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 18:55:10


At 5 hours ago, Travis wrote: Why do people consider stupid shit like this newsworthy?

You should look at Yahoo's news articles. This is nothing.


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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 19:05:07


I hope the child becomes the next Einstein, or a priest, or someone who doesn't follow his/her mom's lifestyle at all.

Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 19:05:25


The first real life human rodent.


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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 19:12:28


That's great! I hope Nicole and Jianni welcome a healthy baby into their lives with no complications!


Bounce Bounce Jiggle Bounce :3

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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 19:15:01


At 8 hours ago, Uchumaru08 wrote: I am sorry, but I am out of fucks to give.

Lool, this is funny


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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 20:05:17


fuck shes bringing another meatball or gorilla juicehead into the world. fuck

Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 20:23:27


2 things to say about this:

Number 1, I don't give a flying fuck about Jersey Shore and Snooki.
Number 2, I already knew about this a week ago.

Snooki is pregant. It's official.


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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 20:27:27


I bet you that Snookie is actually a genius in disguise.


lel

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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 20:43:16


This is probably how her kids are going to look.

Snooki is pregant. It's official.

Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 21:09:11


Oh, won't she make a great parent.


Lolthread

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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 21:13:04


well now its confirmed she is a cum dumpster.

Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 21:13:34


That baby will be dtf and gtl.


<3

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Response to Snooki is pregant. It's official. 2012-03-07 21:15:53


At 47 minutes ago, Sequenced wrote: I bet you that Snookie is actually a genius in disguise.

S Something like that