Not only do most of you ignore the rule which states that to post in a thread, you must read all of the posts in the thread, but you ignore the logical extension of that, to post in the BBS you must read all of the BBS posts. I've set aside two hours on weekdays for reading BBS posts. Users I've gotten through so far:

tonypar16
Squidbit
Jakehinojodaethdrain
Wizard-Lock
simon
Schizo-Sephy
phrozonfire
TheRealCalvinGodly
Manly-Chicken
MrPercie
spanishmnm
SCTE3
Amaranthus
captainlolz
dlxrevolution
daethdrain
ClockworkSpace

Right now I'm in the middle of reading ll2none; it's a really good read!

Oh hey I'm second. That had to be disappointing.

i approve of this gewd jewrb

So you made a hate list?

Hey! He put my name! I feel SPESHAL!

I'm on the list.
Interesting.
If only you knew...

Wizard-Lock

• Unpublished Submission

Also, why aren't I on this list?

Well now that I know you may be reviewing every post I've ever made, I feel like a filthy whore

At 2 minutes ago, mandog15 wrote: I should be on that list

1 ban a week should say something about me just sayin'

I don't believe you.

I almost always read through the whole thread first no matter what site im on before I post, but of course there are always exceptions.

At 1 minute ago, mandog15 wrote:

At 11 minutes ago, TheRealCalvinGodly wrote: I'm on the list.
Interesting.
If only you knew...

Reply to masturbating in school:
''The majority of my teachers are divorced MILF's, so I get them a lot, so i go into the old health room which has two bathrooms, and rarely anyone goes into, and I get it down and get the fuck out.
Funny story, because there is two bathrooms in it, one day, I went into the boys and did my thing, but a girl came in to use the other one, but the girls door to the bathroom was locked, so she tried to go into the boys bathroom, she came in, we both had a really awkward stare-a-thon, she broke that silence by saying, "I came in here to do the same..."

Atleast I am more mature then that.

Don't look at my posts.

I must point out to you that I suffer from a OCD called compulsive masturbation. So, I find it offensive that you point this out as a "half-ass" post.
I was also sharing an experience with people with similar experiences to lessen their awkwardness on the subject.

Have fun reading through mine if you ever get to it.

Why you would undergo anything like this though, is far beyond me.

Wait, you're going to read every user's post? So you're essentially going to read the entire BBS?

I can think of a few better things to do with my time.

I like this. But OP is creepy and wasting air regardless.

I'm not on any lists? Well titty sprinkle.

I hope I'm not a Half-ass BBS user :<

At 14 minutes ago, GoodFish wrote: Read them from 7 to 1.
1. Sarai
2. GameJunkie
3. Denvish
4. ZeroAsALimit
5. FBIPolux
6. SKS
7. BonusStage

You forgot Gfoxcook.

Also, I'm surprised that I didn't make that list. I guess I'm a quarter-assed BBSer.

Er......thank-you? Jesus Christ is reading every-single- post really that entertaining?

At 1 minute ago, II2none wrote: Er......thank-you? Jesus Christ is reading every-single- post really that entertaining?

Id reccomend you.

I highly doubt he reads all of every ones post's. He probably just reads the first 10 pages or so.

Making a list of people to complain about, what a great way to occupy your time.

At 1 hour ago, ScaryPicnic wrote: Spoiler: he dies

I may be black but I'm the star, so HA!

At 9 minutes ago, dlxrevolution wrote: I highly doubt he reads all of every ones post's. He probably just reads the first 10 pages or so.

I highly doubt he reads anything at all, even reading the first 10 pages seems a bit excessive.

Do me next! I wanna see what you think is my best post...

stupid drive engaged, commence half-assery sequence...

I think it makes more sense to read through the topics from first to last rather than reading through users in random order. This will give you a better picture of the posts in context, as well as a perspective on how the BBS has evolved over time. Do a little HTML so you have a frame at the top that lets you navigate from one thread ID to the next.

At 2 hours ago, Scintillating wrote: Not only do most of you ignore the rule which states that to post in a thread, you must read all of the posts in the thread, but you ignore the logical extension of that, to post in the BBS you must read all of the BBS posts. I've set aside two hours on weekdays for reading BBS posts. Users I've gotten through so far:

tl;dr

At 2 hours ago, Scintillating wrote: Not only do most of you ignore the rule which states that to post in a thread, you must read all of the posts in the thread, but you ignore the logical extension of that, to post in the BBS you must read all of the BBS posts. I've set aside two hours on weekdays for reading BBS posts.

Hey, guess what: nobody cares about that rule. I have never met someone so offended by disregard for it. You need some thicker skin, man. Don't waste time on useless things because you think you have to follow some dumb rule.

At 2 hours ago, Scintillating wrote:

:I've set aside two hours on weekdays for reading BBS posts.

Wow.

Don't bother reading mine, it'll take WAY too long.

This thread itself is one of sheer hypocrisy.