I mean all you'd have to do to pleasure yourself is get a carrot and some lube which can be bought at your local supermarket and you wouldn't have to go into a sex toy shop and look like a sick fuck but than again even if you did and got sawn by other people everyone would try to get with you so what's the point of masturbating in the first place? I guess this is why girls are called sluts and guys are called players, girls can get with anyone and guys have to work for it.
Don't you ever wish you were a girl
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At A few seconds ago, Asperchu wrote: I mean all you'd have to do to pleasure yourself is get a carrot and some lube
Why the lube? Am I an old woman?
Also, sometimes, but then I remember girls have periods so I'm glad I'm a guy.
At A few seconds ago, daethdrain wrote: I'm glad with whatever gender I am.
You mean you don't know?
I use to want to know how it felt to have gigantic boobs, but i'd rather be inside a chick than BE A CHICK any day.
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Are you not Entertained ?!?
I only want it because you dont need to watch porn to masturbate without it taking years for an orgasm.
Just grab a round ended thing and start pumping.
Moved to new account.
Not really, it's fun to imagine though
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At 1 hour ago, Asperchu wrote: I mean all you'd have to do to pleasure yourself is get a carrot and some lube which can be bought at your local supermarket
I'm pretty sure most girls masturbate just with their fingers on their clit, easiest and most pleasurable way.
At 11 minutes ago, Zeppelyn wrote: I'm pretty sure most girls masturbate just with their fingers on their clit, easiest and most pleasurable way.
Just because that's how they show it in pornos doesn't mean it's real. Most women use vibrators. Ask around. For the average woman fingers aren't going to accomplish much.
a.k.a. Mary
"i guess it's settled that carm is a the manliest and most chauvinistic of mods? ^_________^" - Rucklo
At A few seconds ago, Carmilla wrote:At 11 minutes ago, Zeppelyn wrote: I'm pretty sure most girls masturbate just with their fingers on their clit, easiest and most pleasurable way.Just because that's how they show it in pornos doesn't mean it's real. Most women use vibrators. Ask around. For the average woman fingers aren't going to accomplish much.
I am a woman and that's how I do it, I just don't have any friends that are girls haha.
At 1 hour ago, Squidbit wrote:
Also, sometimes, but then I remember girls have periods so I'm glad I'm a guy.
Pretty much this.
never, i never want to be a woman
At A few seconds ago, Zeppelyn wrote: I am a woman and that's how I do it, I just don't have any friends that are girls haha.
Most females I know don't get any pleasure out of their fingers/hand. They need battery-operated assistance. Are you speaking in terms of stimulation or actual orgasm?
a.k.a. Mary
"i guess it's settled that carm is a the manliest and most chauvinistic of mods? ^_________^" - Rucklo
At A few seconds ago, Carmilla wrote:At A few seconds ago, Zeppelyn wrote: I am a woman and that's how I do it, I just don't have any friends that are girls haha.Most females I know don't get any pleasure out of their fingers/hand. They need battery-operated assistance. Are you speaking in terms of stimulation or actual orgasm?
Really? I'm talking about orgasm, that's how I've always done it. I've used vibrating objects before and it's too intense for me.
At 33 seconds ago, MiloBased wrote: Well step out of the fucking stone age, and drop some change for a vibrator.
Hey, if her fingers float her boat then why dish out good money on something she doesn't need? More power to her.
a.k.a. Mary
"i guess it's settled that carm is a the manliest and most chauvinistic of mods? ^_________^" - Rucklo
At A few seconds ago, Zeppelyn wrote: Really? I'm talking about orgasm, that's how I've always done it. I've used vibrating objects before and it's too intense for me.
Aaaaah, that explains it. You are easily stimulated - which can be good AND bad. Makes sense.
a.k.a. Mary
"i guess it's settled that carm is a the manliest and most chauvinistic of mods? ^_________^" - Rucklo
I'm happy with what little physical strength I have, thanks.
Also, haven't you heard of castration anxiety?
The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.
Not sure how to answer this. Sometimes wish I were just a dude. Seems so easy and lazy.
Yes, for only 1 reason: multiple orgasms.
I come once and I need some rest.
how can anyone can come more than once in under an hour is beyond me, yet females can come more than once while they come, i mean, WTF?
Sometimes. I'd be nice not having to deal with this package I carry around.
This is my signature. It is a nice signature.
I don't think masturbating with a carrot is possible.
if it is then you would be one sick girl.
I mean come on it's a vegetable.
:c..
I would only want to be a chick for the lesbian action, plus women are more open with women.
Fun times ahead!
Fuck no. I like being the alpha male.
Wit my big ass dick.
At 15 minutes ago, Blazejsg wrote: I don't think masturbating with a carrot is possible.
This is my signature. It is a nice signature.
I'm glad I'm male. I don't really want to be a woman, and I most certainly won't become a transgender.
Plus, I'm 6'4. Being a woman that tall would be weird.
Hell no I don't wanna be a girl. I pee standing up, don't get periods or have to give birth.
At 1 hour ago, JBKalso wrote: Not sure how to answer this. Sometimes wish I were just a dude. Seems so easy and lazy.
Please explain to me what the fuck you're talking about.
A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.
