the story of how i lost my balls

[OMGhaxedlol]

I was on a couch with a woman who obviously was into me, she placed her hand on my inner leg and whispered to me "You know, since you raised my shed, could you raise something else for me?" Obvious to her meaning, i decided a joke was in order, for teh lulz "a barn?" She looked mildly bemused, moved her hand up a little, "No, something else" to which my reply was "Uhhhm... the roof? i make a pretty good dj" she giggled a little, then moved her hands onto my package, and said "One more guess..." "Darling i already raised my standards above that"

Ta-Da! this is how one loses their balls... and is a pretty shitty joke that i made-up

[DM692]

As lame (and not-thread worthy, tbh) as that was, I did find it to be fairly humorous, but lacking in execution.

[OMGhaxedlol]

At A few seconds ago, DM692 wrote: As lame (and not-thread worthy, tbh) as that was, I did find it to be fairly humorous, but lacking in execution.

if i could state, my literary skills are for lack of a better word shit when i call upon thyself to use my english skills in an area outside fictional literature, i.e. a full blown novel... for reasons unbeknownst to me i have never been able to form a joke properly in the realm of thread, but it manifests perfectly inside my own cranium

Fancy words like a boss

[Lolzer]

Good for you? I don't know what to say....

[DiroNomer]

At 5 hours ago, OMGhaxedlol wrote: ... and is a pretty shitty joke that i made-up

Got that right.

[MagicMichael66]

Same story man.

[FanOfNewG]

Intredasting.
Nice try though.
Might read again.

[Slint]

Thrilling.

[Jackdabomb]

At 22 seconds ago, Naruto46346753839262 wrote: i like the part where no1 even reacts 2 the photoshop painting that took me like 3 hours to make

The less effort your post takes the more likely it is to be recognized. Try to keep it short, simple, and funny, like a retarded midget in a clown outfit.

[Gyopi]

I need to call my publisher.