Hey, gotta calm down there Chuck
If you had an army...
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At 1/30/12 03:10 PM, BullCut wrote: KILL
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Add Selina Gomez to that list and you have the BEST PLAN EVER!
At 1/29/12 01:25 PM, AtomicD00M wrote:At 12/28/11 10:44 PM, tsukikomi wrote: turn it into a pervert army and build pervert-nationJapan?
Stereotypes, their funny because their true...
At 1/29/12 12:02 AM, AmpdVodka wrote: I'd invade the middle east. Somewhere like Egypt, Libya etc.
are americans actually this stupid?
Destroy all armies, including itself --> world peace
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i would give my army cameras, and send them all around the world to take pictures of sexy women without their permission!
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You still wouldn't be able to live happily on an island if a nuclear war occurred.
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Live my own life in luxury and I will tell Iran 'stop being so lame'
I would take them to Doug Walker's house and force him to review "Sonic Underground" as the Nostalgia Critic. Besides that, I'd probably do something like go over and have my army find a copy of any movie I ever wanted to see in my life and even lost footage like the five hours of "Greed" or the ten minutes of "The Land Before Time". That would be an epic journey worth writing about.
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Carve out my own little empire Alexander style and become a king, with like my own laws, and a royal family. Then I would try and seek UN ratification, if I get it I could then dip my toe into international relations, then send some of my army help with peacekeeping and the like. They wouldn't be able to touch me that way.
Let me kill your thread for you, it wasn't all that interesting anyway.
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At 5/22/12 08:15 PM, Tydusis wrote: Destroy all armies, including itself --> world peace
It takes much more than destroying all armies to achieve world peace.
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Bomb Afghanistan until the heat from the explosions turns the whole place to glass. After all is said and done sweep through and set some oil rigs up.
At 5/22/12 07:26 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote:At 1/29/12 12:02 AM, AmpdVodka wrote: I'd invade the middle east. Somewhere like Egypt, Libya etc.are americans actually this stupid?
Yes. I just know once I post this like 5000 people will start going all ape-shit on me about "nation pride" and "america is the best" and crap, but I dont care.
There are things I do and there are things I want to do. Overall, I just want to live my life and end it the way I want.
At 5/23/12 05:02 PM, Homeskillybiscut wrote: Bomb Afghanistan until the heat from the explosions turns the whole place to glass. After all is said and done sweep through and set some oil rigs up.
Im picturing the part from Halo: Reach when they glass the planet exept with terrorists in turbans runnig around and the normal people have escaped. I like what I see.
I would make them create a giant blender, Forece them to crawl inside, then set ti to blend. Then I would call a giant and ask him to drink the Human Smoothie as I watch. Then I'd read a book.
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take over Canada for the US to Initiate the American Empire. and invade Italy to rape and pillage it like the days of old.
I would train them to assassinate potential threats to my future plans for this world.
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i would overthrow all the dictators in the middle east and africa and then loot the capitals of those dictators pay off my army fire most of them and then retreat to the virgin islands and buy one of them with my remaining army as my security force
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I would take over a small island and live there in peace.
id take america over and then become a dictator who makes everybody dance at the mere sight of him,even the pictures and the pictures would be everywhere MWHAHAHAHAHAHA FUN TORTURE
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At 5/24/12 09:55 PM, GettinJiggyWitIt wrote: Then I'd read a book.
Twilight.
At 5/24/12 10:22 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: take over Canada for the US to Initiate the American Empire. and invade Italy to rape and pillage it like the days of old.
Steps for taking over Canada:
1. Go to Canada
2. Ask for control over the country
3. Laugh as they give it to you
At 5/25/12 08:23 PM, Jackospades wrote:At 5/24/12 10:22 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: take over Canada for the US to Initiate the American Empire. and invade Italy to rape and pillage it like the days of old.Steps for taking over Canada:
1. Go to Canada
2. Ask for control over the country
3. Laugh as they give it to you
its funny because its true
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At 5/29/12 10:18 PM, KillerSkull wrote: I do have my own private clone army though!
sure...
Make a big, public song and dance of disbanding it.
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Start a military security company and work for the U.S. Military.
and blow shit up.
At 5/30/12 05:15 PM, Digitaaliklosetti wrote: Make a big, public song and dance of disbanding it.
interesting......
At 5/30/12 05:17 PM, Smittytheghost wrote:
blow shit up.
HELL YES!
