I've got Habañero up my nose

[AcetheSuperVillain]

So i've been a little sick and my sinuses have been killing me, so i fixed up a little spicy snack to clear 'em out. Thing is, without thinking about it, I touched the habañero and then touched my nose, and now I've got crazy pepper burn going on in there.

I'm trying to think of some sort of assinine analogy with which I could explain this predicament to you, but somehow, the chemical fire just defies explanation. Maybe sort of like a combination of itching, pinching or sweating, but not like any one of them in particular. It's not at all like getting the habañero inside your mouth. If someone else wants to get habañero in their nose and try to do the experience justice with words, have at it.

[STEM]

It's like spilling toothpaste on your dick

[STEM]

it's like explosively shitting
in front of your entire class
THIS ISN'T THE BATHROOM

[STEM]

It's like waking up in the middle of the night
and you're Wade Fulp
AND YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR FLASHLIGHTS

[PleasantPeasant]

You stuck habanero up your nose?

[Boomstick]

Why would you even...what the hell...

[Jester]

My friend once managed to get a chunk of twix in his nostril because I made him laugh while he was eating it.

[Jercurpac]

Nostrils are aflame.
Like getting raped anally
By a lava flow.

[Lintire]

It's like thinking you're sitting on a chair normally
except it's upside down
and you've got 3 out of 4 legs lodged
firmly up your arse

[Garage]

It's like combining car keys with electrical socket

[Garage]

it's like having diarhea
you only make it to the sink
GOTTA MAKE DO

[BrokenPaw]

At 12/5/11 08:33 PM, STEM wrote: It's like waking up in the middle of the night
and you're Wade Fulp
AND YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR FLASHLIGHTS

I love you STEM, please have my furry babies.

[Garage]

It's like posting on Facebook
only you're on Newgrounds
AND YOU FELL OFF THE BANDWAGON

[ohbombuh]

There's a word for what you've done, OP.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

At 12/5/11 10:48 PM, ohbombuh wrote: There's a word for what you've done, OP.

I have to pronounce it that way cuz my siñuses are still clogged.

[ohbombuh]

At 12/5/11 11:01 PM, AcetheSuperVillain wrote:

At 12/5/11 10:48 PM, ohbombuh wrote: There's a word for what you've done, OP.

I have to pronounce it that way cuz my siñuses are still clogged.

Well played, good sir.

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

Yea just touching those things burns the skin

[TheGrim]

It's like being mugged in a back alley

THEN YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE BABBY