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My mom won't let me play Tetris

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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-05 22:45:48


At 12/5/11 03:34 PM, Lovebox-5andwich wrote: "triste" which is spanish for "sad"

"triste" is french. FRENCH MOTHERFUCKER ! DO YOU SPEAK IT ?

Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-05 23:00:48


It is french, your mom is still a genius though.

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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 21:43:39


This is so ridiculous... You could try finding a game similar to Tetris.

Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 22:11:37


Just play tetris you pussy

Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 22:15:04


At least when she claims something crazy she also has proof.


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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 22:16:25


Yea, well just don't tell her if you switch the letters in "Santa" you can spell "Satan". Have fun at Christmas.


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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 22:37:52


At 12/5/11 05:06 PM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote: What the fuck is wrong with you?! That is so fucking wrong!!

Hello little boy.


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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 23:53:34


tetris = testir

Testir sounds like the English word "tester" which is someone who tests things. Tests are important challenges that all first world children and young adults undergo to determine their value in society. But because you are the tester, you are above tests and, in fact, administer them to humans lower than yourself in the caste system prescribed by the doctrines of Manifest Destiny - thus you will be highly successful in life meaning that you are blessed by God with a happy and prosperous lot in this otherwise pitiful and dreadful existence. So will these things come to pass if you play Tetris, otherwise you will be damned to be among the subhuman scum who will forever be tested by the "testir".

Q.E.D.

Happily ETS'd.

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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-07 00:02:25


Play Lumines maybe.


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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-07 00:26:14


AWE. D: I'm soory to hear about that, mate.


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