I mean he's an old man, fat and probobly not good looking, gives gift to children so they like him, and likes cookies and "milk", not to mention kids sit on his lap. If I were a parent, I would be concerned.
Is Santa a pedophile?
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He's been dealing with little shits for the past hundred-odd years. As such, he is the person on earth least-likely to be a pedophile, ever.
At 12/2/11 10:08 PM, SexyWolfy wrote: And he monitors kids to see if they are "good" or "bad", and he goes down the chimney.
I think you mean "naughty" and "niiiiicccceeeee." (good god, that IS creepy)
Santa's no pedophile, he's a married man.
Though he does like to stick around for some cookies and milf during his rounds.
I'm more concerned about whether the Tooth Fairy is a burgler.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
How come nobody has ever pointed this out
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At 12/3/11 01:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'm more concerned about whether the Tooth Fairy is a burgler.
Screw the Tooth Fairy! I'm more concerned about whether the Easter Bunny is a drug addict.
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Nope he isn't. Speaking of pedophiles, our spanish teacher got fired for being a pervert/pedophile.
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At 12/3/11 01:45 AM, JoeMation wrote:At 12/3/11 01:44 AM, StonedGrenade wrote: our spanish teacher got fired for being a pervert/pedophile.Details? How was he caught?
Yes, I too am interested in the details so that I may further avoid capture.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
Y'know, this does bring the question of why we are discussing whether an imaginary character is interested in children or not. I mean, who is even mean enough to put their kid through the dissapointment of finding out Santa Claus isn't real? I for one, if I ever did have a kid, would never tell my kid that santa or the easter bunny are real.
I mean, believing in God/Jesus is one thing, believing in Santa Claus is quite another thing altogether.
At 12/3/11 01:52 AM, Gagsy wrote: Yes, I too am interested in the details so that I may further avoid capture.
Well the general idea is that you don't get caught. So lock the doors and bribe 'em good!
No he's the mascot of the consumer holiday called Christmas/x-mas.
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Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
At 12/3/11 08:11 AM, robotking98 wrote: I swear this thread is remade every year...
It's a part of the holiday.
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At 12/3/11 01:33 AM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is a fictional character.
Wha......What are you talking about?....
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At 12/3/11 08:08 AM, Idocreating wrote:
Well the general idea is that you don't get caught. So lock the doors and bribe 'em good!
Now I know where I've been going wrong.
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This is real Santa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQlikX4v vw
He's watching you when you're sleeping or awake, good god that's dedicated stalking.
At 12/3/11 01:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'm more concerned about whether the Tooth Fairy is a burgler.
Pfft, I'm more concerned about the easter bunny. Where do all those Chocolate *eggs* come from?
I wonder if Santa has any kids himself? I mean, he has a wife. Does his kid succeed him as Santa or is Santa supposed to be immortal? I'm guessing the latter, but it seems like...oh yeah, Mrs. Claus is pretty old, I highly doubt she would be able to have kids. Then again, I'm trying to apply logic to a guy who has magic flying reindeer.
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At 12/3/11 01:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'm more concerned about whether the Tooth Fairy is a burgler.
i know right
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At 12/3/11 12:22 PM, Ericho wrote: I wonder if Santa has any kids himself? I mean, he has a wife. Does his kid succeed him as Santa or is Santa supposed to be immortal? I'm guessing the latter, but it seems like...oh yeah, Mrs. Claus is pretty old, I highly doubt she would be able to have kids. Then again, I'm trying to apply logic to a guy who has magic flying reindeer.
I think Santa does have children as well;but the children are probably supposed to be 100 to take Saint Nick's job.
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Totally dude. When I was five I got raped by Santa. Because of that, I start mindlessly crying whenever I'm near someone dressed as Santa. I also have random blackouts and wake up next to dead bodies...but that's not important.
Lol Hell no, he's totally into hot elfs
At 12/3/11 01:52 AM, WallofYawn wrote: I mean, believing in God/Jesus is one thing, believing in Santa Claus is quite another thing altogether.
It's pretty similar.
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If Santa is a pedophile, then the Cat in the Hat is the original Pedobear.
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Probably not a pedophile, but it does seem likely that he is a demonic presence
