A poem to our favouououuritee mod, Mamuateuquilau. Godu fucking blesus her. In The Fauce.
Bitch you owe me $8.56 pay up fucker. Umen. Fock. In the Uce Fourt. NotNig Uwes me.
(it rhymes, just doesn't translates well)
At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.
After enough shots
My intelligence dazzles
Others are jealous
At 12/1/11 02:15 AM, STEM wrote: After enough shots
My intelligence dazzles
Others are jealous
Speaking in haiku?
Something I can get behind.
I'm a bit drunk too.
Krbyfan1(kur-bee-fan-one)- A creature that resides in the state of Colorado. Distinguished by his size, love of small mammals, video games, and the anime series "Tenchi Muyo!"
I got a cold beer
it is very refreshing
it quenches my thirst.
If you are reading this, it means I have posted. Whether or not I am still posting, this has left its mark, for many years to come.
At 12/1/11 02:20 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: I got a cold beer
it is very refreshing
it quenches my thirst.
JAMIE MY FAVRIT CANADIEN
(MercatorMap)
I got some vodka
It burns so good down my throat
and destroys all doubt
Five Six Toilet
Those Buns owe me She had Dr0kn face
Not Nig Points and taunts
(not translating well still. Ill email Josh to get this all cleared up and un-canuck-hiacoon-aasized)
At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.
the bird dives
through the cloud
soundless above the earth
White women say 'Hey'
I reply with a smile 'Hey'
I raped their mothers
#HORRORHAIKU
God damn cunts butt fuffs
Missing is not. Fuck that. Dumb Bench.
Haha bench, SCOOFFFF.
At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.
these circlejerk threads
become rather fatiguing
but i post again
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
At 12/1/11 06:13 AM, phrozonfire wrote: these circlejerk threads
become rather fatiguing
but i post again
This ain't no jerk fest.
Slam shut your noisy talk hole.
Fuck you and your ax.
At 12/1/11 02:01 AM, altr wrote: A poem to our favouououuritee mod, Mamuateuquilau. Godu fucking blesus her. In The Fauce.
Bitch you owe me $8.56 pay up fucker. Umen. Fock. In the Uce Fourt. NotNig Uwes me.
(it rhymes, just doesn't translates well)
YOU ARE DEAD TO US ALL FOR MISSING BEERBQFEST!
i need a beer now
but i have no money here
this makes me quite sad.
I have no idea
What this thread is all about
Maybe I'm just dumb
I dare you, I doubledare you to click this image.
This thread was likely
Much funnier and witty
Late in the evening
*unzips*
Not for nothing, just sayin'.
Carry on, blah blah whatever the fuck.
At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.
I don't liike haikus
they always end up being
so random firetruck
You drunks sicken me
adhere to the teachings of
the straight edge movement
welcum 2 da teem shieky
Syllables are cool
This line has seven of them
And this line has five.
What is a haiku?
Is it five, seven, then five?
I'm always confused.
Poetry, my home
Like a warm pregnant pussy
I fucking shred it
At 12/1/11 09:34 PM, mamatequila wrote:
*shakes fist*
in 09 i had
smacked your hosser ass plate, batch
PM details get
BTW napkins
On my desk to wipe my ass
Natty shits are =(
At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.
