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Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 15:49:10


Yeah guys, back on topic.

My family are apple slaves.


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Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 16:35:00


At 11/23/11 03:49 PM, PIED3 wrote: Yeah guys, back on topic.

Pretty much.

It's like his neck snapped.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 17:02:20


i suppose that is a shame, although i must applaud your family on being tech-savvy.


THIS WORLD IS MADE OF LOVE AND PEACE!

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 17:05:54


At 11/22/11 11:40 PM, CrazySquirrel124 wrote:
At 11/22/11 11:38 PM, benjadaninja wrote:
At 11/22/11 11:37 PM, Lojinkz wrote: What the hell is wrong with your face?
It's in a disgusted state
It's ugly.

A disgusted face IS ugly!

Back to topic

Well, Apple will be pleased, but this is insane.

Seriously. Tell your family to try another company. It's not wise to depend on mainly one company.

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 17:11:35


dude this si so funny

My family are apple slaves.

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 17:29:16


I haven't been playing a lot of new games after the 2008 mark but if i were choose Hypothetically around anytime before December 25 and older I'd pick these based on the music I've heard alone. I know there's a lot I'm missing but I'm just not going look through all the inventory at gamestop.
Sky Rim
assassins creed 2
batman arkham city
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Prey
Turok (xbox 360)
Fallout New Vegas
Tom Clancy's EndWar

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 18:05:12


At 11/23/11 12:15 AM, Kirbyfemur wrote: I see no problem, just a bunch of computers. Stop complaining about what kind they are and enjoy the fact that you seem to have enough money to choose what kind you get. Macs and Pcs both suck. Thats why i stick to good old virtual boy for my internet needs.

your a masochist

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 18:39:59


That strawberry fella made a little video I think you should all watch bout me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6uzioZNS nc NSFW

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 18:41:39


At 11/22/11 11:36 PM, benjadaninja wrote: Help. This isn't natural.

neither is your face

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 19:14:29


At 11/23/11 06:42 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: This is Magical.

And I am glad to be a part of it

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 19:30:39


LOL
jesus just leave the guy's face alone already

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 19:53:28


oh gawd

My family are apple slaves.


What's up with that

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Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 21:04:16


This topic is great, haven't laughed like this in awhile. NEED MOAR!

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 21:05:50


There is now a video of this in the portal for those who haven't seen it.

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 21:08:29


Shit, man. Those are alot of laptops you got there.


I do not claim ownership of this logo, credit to The Black Eyed Peas for making this logo.

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Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 22:34:00


Off-topic: you fools! Do you even know this guy all that well? I've heard of trolling and whatnot, but this has become something more than that now: cyber-bullying. Unless you know this person intimately, I suggest you quit while you're still ahead, 'cause he might be the type that sees this as an escape if crud like this carries on.

I wouldn't want to be held responsible for any consequences that come out of something like that anymore (if it DID happen) than the next NG'er here, kay? So, like go watch TV or eat Vienna sausage or something.

On-topic: Wow, I thought my family was Apple'd out! I'm typing this on an old MacBook as we speak, and if I had even ONE of those in the pic (with Logic Express bundled on it) I'd be set for life (no joke)!

If I calculated all right, assuming the size (adjusting the worth of the PowerBooks to the worth of today's 13-in MBPs) and that nothing was "maxed out" and there was no [education] discount, I'd say there's at LEAST $9693 (It's OVER 9000!) worth of hardware in that first pic.

If those phones are under contract, I'd estimate about $600+/- in the other pic. Combined, that'd get me two certificates in music and game audio at Berklee Online, and a new 13-inch MacBook Pro with 8GB of RAM, an Apple Remote, (when it's available again for purchase @ $199) a copy of Logic Express, my own personal iPhone 4S (no contract), and an AppleCare protection plan for my new MBP, all before tax.

In other words:

Dang dawg, that's off the chain! Just saying, it's sad when our wants/needs don't equal what we have on hand, and how many hours of average hourly wages to earn all that on my own.

I'm as jelly as I am disgusted right now. Seriously why do you have that much fruit in the house?! I pray to God that's one for every person in the family.

Also, on a side-note: am I the only here that thought that his family literally picked apples as subservient slaves, from title alone? I mean, hello, wrong era! I guess like they say in Soviet Russia...

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 22:36:04


Your face is like, on an angle. It looks like the right half of your face pokes out farther than the left.

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 22:37:49


At 11/23/11 10:34 PM, FaeryTaleAdventurer wrote: Off-topic: you fools! Do you even know this guy all that well? I've heard of trolling and whatnot, but this has become something more than that now: cyber-bullying. Unless you know this person intimately, I suggest you quit while you're still ahead, 'cause he might be the type that sees this as an escape if crud like this carries on.

I don't know it seems like in his recent posts he found some of these by Straberrykiller to be actually funny.

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 22:39:53


At 11/23/11 02:57 PM, benjadaninja wrote:
At 11/23/11 12:48 PM, sweet21 wrote: so you buy shitty wall paintings
thats low, my dad painted that tree. :(

I was actually talking about that cheetah pattern.


I'm just a dreamer.

never forgetti, like mom's spaghetti Credit to @pussyshark

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Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 22:40:07


Apple computers aren't bad. It's just that price....


My signature took 4 days to make.

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Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 22:44:28


At 11/23/11 09:05 PM, Joel-Gruesome wrote: There is now a video of this in the portal for those who haven't seen it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/58 4350

Fucking gold.


My signature took 4 days to make.

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Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-23 22:46:39


I would have spent more time on my photoshop if I had known it would be the opening act in that video lol

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-24 19:24:18


that is a lot of apple computers


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Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-24 19:51:21


Holy shit, how come nobody has noticed this!
What is at the top right corner of OP's picture??

My family are apple slaves.

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-24 19:52:40


At 11/24/11 07:51 PM, SuperSilver123 wrote: Holy shit, how come nobody has noticed this!

I did.

What is at the top right corner of OP's picture??

Leopard skin pattern.


I'm just a dreamer.

never forgetti, like mom's spaghetti Credit to @pussyshark

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Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-24 19:53:24


At 11/24/11 07:51 PM, SuperSilver123 wrote: Holy shit, how come nobody has noticed this!
What is at the top right corner of OP's picture??

I noticed, just wasn't as interesting as this...

This isn't natural

My family are apple slaves.


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Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-24 19:54:25


Leopard skin pattern.

Yeah, but look at it!
It looks unnaturally blurry.

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-25 00:51:55


At 11/24/11 07:54 PM, SuperSilver123 wrote:
Leopard skin pattern.
Yeah, but look at it!
It looks unnaturally blurry.

Its a print thats really hard to look at.

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-25 02:24:05


At 11/25/11 12:51 AM, benjadaninja wrote:

can you post more pictures of you holding up apple products?

Response to My family are apple slaves. 2011-11-25 10:00:39


You mean your family are slaves to Applejack's family plantation? Well dammit stand up for your civil rights.


At 4/22/09 12:38 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Raped by hongkong. NEXT.

Yeah, that was one champion of a post, wasn't it? -Zerok