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Pour pickle juice all over her and tell her to leave, she has her own godamn bed. Or be a gent and let her rest. Whichever appeals to you most.
Release your inner crazy.
At 11/20/11 05:07 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Wake her up and tell her to get the fuck out.
I second this. Bitch has her own bed somewhere else.
cover yourself in a blood looking substance and get on the bed with her, place a knife somewhere around the bed and wait for her to wake up.
With the lack of details as to why or how a girl winded up passed out on your bed, I think the most viable option is to contact her parents and wait for them to pick her up. Or you or your parents could pick her up and drive her home too.
In the meanwhile, you should cover her up so she doesn't get too cold and observe her for any illnesses that may have led her to pass out in the first place. You should call the police or her parents if she's really sick...
NAH...Just fuck her right there lol
Stand over top of her until she wakes up.
Let her sleep. It's the only right thing to do.
Your mom worked so hard just to bring home some money since your dad left you so you can at least give her the right for an undisturbed rest. :)
Dress her up in cosplay of your waifu and then cuddle up next to her and fall asleep. (approved by /a/)
At 11/20/11 04:39 AM, Soviet wrote: Make sure no body disturbs her and let her get some rest, then be a gentleman and escort her home when she wakes up.
Grab the nearest Sharpie, and draw many dicks on her face. You know you want to.
My signature took 4 days to make.
At 11/20/11 05:16 PM, camobch0 wrote: Fart in her face.
That's really immature. A gentleman would flatulate on her visage.
At 11/20/11 04:30 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: What do?
smoke a joint then just do what you did last night
i will form my foot in your ass!
This thread has made me laugh so much, especially because I have no memory or posting it and was surprised to see it this morning.
Anyway to elaborate she was a friend of mine and we had just come back from a party. I just got in bed with her and we both slept. Anticlimactic, huh?
You have to know your name.
One day you'll all miss me.
At 11/20/11 06:23 AM, Gagsy wrote: Siblings are quite troubling aren't they?
What's up with that
At 11/20/11 01:40 PM, BlueMieux wrote: I am so relieved by the relative lack of "rape her" posts that I expected.
IKR? I'm like, really proud of NG right now.
Also OP, you need to give us details. If its not weird for her to wake up in your house because you know her well enough, just let it go.
If you think that she would be uncomfortable waking up in your bed, don't let the situation get out of hand, wake her up and take care of things.