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How do you eat you're pizza?

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How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 20:48:42


How do you eat you're pizza? Folded in half ... taco-style. Lick off all the cheese & topping's first, or just scarf it all down?

How do you eat you're pizza?

Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 20:50:19


I eat the crust first, I'm strange like that.

Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 20:50:27


If it's thick crust, I eat it like you would expect. If it's thin or flimsy, the roll method.

Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 20:53:48


I fold it and tilt my head to the side when I take a bite, so taco style I suppose.


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 20:54:30


How the hell would I eat "you're" pizza?

I eat my pizza in whatever I can in a conventional basis.

For the record it's "your" not "you're".


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 20:54:54


At 11/14/11 08:48 PM, xXDarkDestineyXx wrote: How do you eat you're pizza?

I'm not a pizza.
But I usually eat my pizza like that, folded. The best.
Great I'd kill for a pizza right now... Damn NGBBS and its food threads when I'm starving at 4am.


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 20:55:49


Folding pizza is a travesty, people who do it are the apostates of human culture.


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 20:56:00


woupz!!!

Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 20:58:23


Well you know, I put it in my mouth.


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 20:59:49


At 11/14/11 08:58 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: Well you know, I put it in my mouth.

He also does this with my cock every night.

Feels good man.

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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 21:00:35


At 11/14/11 08:55 PM, Bolo wrote: Folding pizza is a travesty, people who do it are the apostates of human culture.

Just because you don't like to fold your pizza doesn't mean it's a bad idea.
What if i had some unusual pizza instead of pepperoni, with lots of sauce, onions, chicken and other goodies.
I wouldn't want these toppings to fall off when I'm taking a bite so i would fold the pizza


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 21:01:11


I put it in my mouth, chew, and swallow. Pretty simple. Don't worry if you don't figure it out at first, you'll get it eventually.

Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 21:01:41


Wow this thread has given me more than 7 ways to eat pizza.


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 21:02:25


It's your not--- Oh wait someone already got it.

I personally eat Little Caesars a lot, which requires no fold, since it's kind of stiff. Don't mistake it for cardboard pizza, though. It's actually pretty good around here.

I take the time to bit it all the way through, since I'm picky and don't like to tear the cheese off before I get down to the crust.

Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 21:03:31


At 11/14/11 09:00 PM, Sneak-a-Toke wrote: What if i had some unusual pizza instead of pepperoni, with lots of sauce, onions, chicken and other goodies.
I wouldn't want these toppings to fall off when I'm taking a bite so i would fold the pizza

Folding also helps prevent a bunch of the cheese from getting pulled off when you take a bite.


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 21:06:37


I hold it "Leg-to-table" style, and scarf that shit down. LIKA A MUDDA FUKIN BAWSE!!!!!


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 21:09:18


At 11/14/11 09:04 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I am not a pizza.

Ish okay, you can be the pizza boy.

Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 21:10:10


I "taco" it and eat it as such.


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 21:10:12


If its in slices, I eat it in slices. If its not in slices, I tear it into slices as I eat.
I'm pretty fond of pepporini.


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 21:10:26


I eat my pizza from the side opposite the crust down towards the crust. Then I gobble down the crust because it tops my pizza off and it's rotten to waste food.

Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 21:11:24


At 11/14/11 08:48 PM, xXDarkDestineyXx wrote: How do you eat you're pizza? Folded in half ... taco-style. Lick off all the cheese & topping's first, or just scarf it all down?

all the above :D


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 22:12:13


with proper title grammar


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 22:18:33


Pizza + Ranch Dressing = Damn Good Pizza

Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 22:23:39


I'm eating pizza right now.

With a fork.

Click my sig, it says so.

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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 22:25:31


With a spoon.


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 22:26:33


At 11/14/11 08:48 PM, xXDarkDestineyXx wrote: How do you eat you're pizza? Folded in half ... taco-style. Lick off all the cheese & topping's first, or just scarf it all down?

adding garlic , some of my own italian seasoning, and a ton of ranch

:i can eat ranch by the spoonful, wonderful stuff


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 22:26:50


At 11/14/11 09:08 PM, Piggler wrote: I roll it up and then fuck it vigorously, then I blow my load and eat it from the tip to the crust, like a normal human being.

I started reading this thinking "hey me too" but then things changed.


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 22:27:40


At 11/14/11 10:23 PM, convict357 wrote: I'm eating pizza right now.

With a fork.

I have a friend who eats pizza with a fork and knife. I've always found it to be pretty weird when people do that.


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Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 22:29:20


I do it like in the picture and fold it in half. Unless it's REAL pizza, like Chicago deep dish... mmmmmmmmm

Response to How do you eat you're pizza? 2011-11-14 22:38:22


At 11/14/11 10:29 PM, JebbaL wrote: I do it like in the picture and fold it in half. Unless it's REAL pizza, like Chicago deep dish... mmmmmmmmm

I'm sorry, but deep dish pizza just isn't pizza bro. Don't get me wrong, I like it, a lot, but it's not pizza man. REAL pizza is the old school italian way. I like my pizza traditional.(even tho I'm not italian)

That means flat dough, with sauce, cheese, meat, and cooked in a brick oven with coals.