What do you fap to?
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At 9/12/11 09:06 PM, Yert wrote:At 9/12/11 09:05 PM, ZerotheRelentless wrote: Nortonthat's even worse than mcafee
Yeah...I think I just said that.
At 9/12/11 09:03 PM, Yert wrote: get a better antivirus you fuck
Pssh. My computer is spotless. Sure as hell's better than Norton when I'm looking for scat.
At 9/12/11 03:20 PM, Rivergrey wrote: I've got a total lady boner right now. This thread is sexy as fuck.
schlick schlick.
Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.
eX(Wi/Ht? #45)
I fap to whats in my mind.... I imagine Im a pony when I fap......
the lord of our savior. el christio
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
I delve into the deep, dark recesses of my mind to whip up fapping material that usually far exceeds anything I can find on the internet.
At 9/12/11 08:58 PM, Yert wrote: im going to go a week without fapping do you guys think i can make it
No, i dont think you can, i couldnt go a day, wat makes you think you can go a week...? Fucking hard ass
HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. funny guy over here, look at 'im.
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I video tape myself masturbating, then masturbate to it.
At 9/12/11 07:35 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:At 9/12/11 07:18 PM, bobmarleyguy wrote: On a morning when my girl doesn't feel like sex?pretend i'm asleep and fap to her dressingYou suave romantic fucker...
I am the Jesus of pleasure it can never escape me....NEVER
I fucking love the "you don't say meme"
Various porn I find on the internet, and memories of having sex :3
illicit makes a damn good signature.
At 9/13/11 09:29 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Dickensian literature.
how depressing
I have a message for the political elites in Washington, D.C. The United States of America is not going to become the United States of Europe, not on our watch. - HERMAN CAIN
To name a few things.
Furry
Vomit porn
Prolapse
Bestiality
Shemale/T-girls
Really depends on my mood, no I am not joking, no I'm not trolling I really do fap to that, everyone has their own fetishes
My Youtube channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/fuzzum1 11
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At 9/12/11 10:50 PM, zag wrote: you fucking liar....
there's nothing you can't find on the internet!
........I bet you can't find Gears Of War porn.
A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.
At 9/11/11 08:56 PM, Sevkat wrote: THAT'S PRIVATE!
Okay.
Traps, and Yuri for the most part.
fuck yuo idiote
Why would you jerk off to Hentai? Do people really get turned on by cartoons?
I jerk off to free, straight porn.
I emphasize FREE
At 9/13/11 12:39 PM, Natick wrote:At 9/13/11 12:36 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:It's already on this site, so...At 9/12/11 10:50 PM, zag wrote: you fucking liar............I bet you can't find Gears Of War porn.
there's nothing you can't find on the internet!
I never would of guessed that newgrounds could be so perverted.
A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.
At 9/13/11 01:02 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: I video tape myself masturbating, then masturbate to it.
Sounds like you're totally into yourself now if you had a clone but there was a slight error being that it was of the opposite gender would you do anything to it?
I fap to naughty women. Especially when they vote and when they're not in the kitchen.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!
At 9/13/11 12:46 PM, Sevkat wrote: Never seen Queers of War yet?
This sentence doesn't even grammatically make sense.
At 9/13/11 02:31 PM, Natick wrote:I can't beleive I'm saying^This.
Shut up, Natick.
A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.
