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Would you have gay sex to be a mod?

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The question is simple: Would you have sex with an ugly person of the same gender of you to become a moderator on Newgrounds? Why or why not?


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:17:45


Yes.

(because I'm lonely) *cough* Uh.. Cuz I wanna be a mod.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:17:45


hell no i dont give a fuck enough


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:18:18


Why would I have any pol with this site's Millitent?

Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:18:42


Yes. I will sodomize with someone of the same sex and mentally scar myself for the rest of my life just so I can have authority over some internet forum.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:18:51


No.
Being a mod is too much responsibility and I would not be able to post as I please anymore.

Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:19:25


Well are they any good at it?


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:20:07


At 9/10/11 12:19 AM, Malt-Shake wrote: Well are they any good at it?

The ugly person is not a professional, but it's not their first time at the rodeo, either.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:20:38


What kinda question is that?Being a mod is far from being worthy of loosing your man card.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:20:52


Hahah really? No way. That would take away all the enjoyment of being on the forums in the first place. I don't want to sit around and make sure nobody is breaking the rules.

Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:21:55


Hell no. It isn't worth it


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:22:26


No motherfuckin way, not even for U.A.E's former president's Audi.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:23:40


I'd have gay sex for the fun of it.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:24:27


I'd do it to make the other person feel better.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:24:37


No way.
Being a mod is too much stress and either way, it wouldn't be worth having sex with an ugly person, same sex or not.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:35:35


No, I could take or leave being a mod. I just don't care enough to do something that would be a terrible experience for me, just to become a mod.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 00:36:41


No, being a mod sounds shitty as fuck.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 01:55:05


Depends, who gets it up the ass?

Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 01:56:56


Why would I want to moderate a BBS full of trolls and 13 yearolds? I think the users who are mods are hilarious, they agree to do that stupid bullshit for nothing. They're like the admins bitchess

Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 02:03:40


This deal seems shifty. I would probably become an Icon Moderator or Genre Moderator.

Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 02:09:47


Wait, which mod are we fucking?


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 03:33:20


At 9/10/11 02:11 AM, DrakeAndJosh wrote: having sex with a guy dont even make you gay, only if you like it lol

I've also heard that it isn't gay if the balls don't touch.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 05:18:08


At 9/10/11 12:16 AM, ZJ wrote: The question is simple: Would you have sex with an ugly person of the same gender of you to become a moderator on Newgrounds? Why or why not?

Fuck no. It's just not worth it


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 05:19:40


At 9/10/11 12:18 AM, POTaTOS wrote: Yes. I will sodomize with someone of the same sex and mentally scar myself for the rest of my life just so I can have authority over some internet forum.

No you will be sodomized

Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 05:22:13


At 9/10/11 05:19 AM, iCarly wrote: No you will be sodomized

DrakeAndJosh? Alts?

Would you have gay sex to be a mod?

Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 05:34:21


Surely not. I wouldn't like to do that, but there is a way more important reason: I don't deserve modship. What kind of moderators do we have? Art and Audio moderator is nothing that interests me at all, so that can be outruled. Forum mod- my english is way too bad for this, sadly. I think you also need a lot of good reviews to become a review moderator, so sadly that is also impossible for me. Icon mod would be possible, but not becoming one under the given requirements of having lovely time with a hideous person of the same gender.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 05:38:24


No
I wouldn't even think of doing that and I don't even want to be a mod anyway since it'll be a responsibility that I couldn't do.

Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 05:53:27


Not. It's not worth fucking an ugly gay guy in the ass, just to gain another shitty obligation.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 06:04:36


Homosexual sex is a sin.


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Response to Would you have gay sex to be a mod? 2011-09-10 06:07:04


Will there be eye contact? Will I be the giver or taker?


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