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Funniest swear word combinations?

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Celx-Requin
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Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:02:21

I personally like fat fuck, or crazy cunt.
What are your favourite swear word combinations?
Discuss

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yellowcard41
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:04:04

this is great and you are great,

I like muff garbage/muff cabbage.

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Dosensuppen
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:04:21

Anything mixed with "ass" is just grand and funny.

Cheap ass, shit ass, crazy ass, sexy ass, _____ ass.

It's all good.

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DrClay
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:05:07

At 8/4/11 02:04 AM, Natick wrote: INB4

It's Lizard SHIT not piss.

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Celx-Requin
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:07:12

Muff whoa i haven't heard that one in a while...
I wanted to say granny fucking is pretty funny too.

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yellowcard41
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:10:04

At 8/4/11 02:08 AM, Xenomit wrote: *RACIST JOKE*

Wanna' know how you can here every cus-word in exsistance in one sentence?

Step on a niggras shoes

I see what you did thair!

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Celx-Requin
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:11:46

At 8/4/11 02:10 AM, MiloBased wrote:
A pony penis.

That's great, I also recommend "donkey dicks".

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Darthleather
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:12:41

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I LIKE MONEY

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Falonefal
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:25:50

Drat, drat and double drat.

Tick Tock

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Taraa
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:30:05

mutterficker, haha thats german :)

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All-American-Badass
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:36:49

shitfuck. it's the only thing in this thread that's actually a combination of swear words.

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LocoJoe
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:38:07

I think cock gobbler is the funniest. Just imagine it. A little monster running around gobbling up cocks.

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Celx-Requin
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:48:33

It's kinda old now, but dick wad always struck me as funny...
I mean it's a wad that comes from a dick... 8===D

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Smittytheghost
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 02:57:59

I made this one myself:

Cunt sucking Toad fucker

It hits hard and fast, like old leather.

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InvasiveInsomniac
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 03:30:43

fuckface.

seriously, call someone a fuckface. it's just so funnay.

whatever fuckface.

Click the sig you bitch. Click it. CLICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

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DramaKaw
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 03:59:58

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HasJoinedYourParty
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 04:11:42

cock-juggling thunder-cunt

makes me laugh every time i hear it

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Celx-Requin
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 08:22:54

At 8/4/11 04:11 AM, HasJoinedYourParty wrote: cock-juggling thunder-cunt

makes me laugh every time i hear it

Thunder cunt, that's a new one...

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TrueLAD
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2011-08-04 08:25:37

Fuck-ass, wank-stain, the list is on-going.

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crossrodde
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-02-08 02:00:28

I like cunt-wanker, testicle-rapist, nipple-faggot, slut-nutsack, retard-shit, and royal-fucking-pain-in-the-ass.

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Gagsy
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-02-08 02:06:41

Nothing works quite so beautiful as just a string of 'fucks'.

You fucking fuck.

[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Darthdenim
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-02-08 02:12:47

Asslicker cumballs.

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BenTibbetts
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-02-08 02:17:44

There's something kind of cute about "titty-twat".

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kisame
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-02-11 01:55:50

Dunderfuck. Used only to describe the stupiest of people. I.E Travis.

Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BloodCoveredWolf
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-02-11 03:15:47

You fucking limpdick

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wolfe
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-02-11 03:16:34

fucking cock sucker mother fucker lol

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Cyberdevil
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-02-11 03:20:59

Shitfucked Titwad.

The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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RedBling
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-09-11 13:10:02

I personally like the phrase thunder-cunt

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Psycho666
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-09-11 13:14:14

You craptastical fagbasket!

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destrozar
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Response to Funniest swear word combinations? 2013-09-11 13:41:14

Fucking mucky muck from big tits town

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