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Ron's Mystery Box

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Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 14:58:22


On the 29th of July, I ordered a Mystery Box and a whole bunch of other stuff at the NG store. Today, it arrived. The box was pretty hefty, too.

Now why would I order this shit, you ask? Because it's a mystery.
I'd say it was well worth the money. Pleasant surprises were had when I opened that big box.

Contents:
Stickers I ordered (and 1 meatboy sticker and an oldschool NG tank sticker)
Whole bunch of flyers for video games (Probably from Comic-Com)
NG 2008 Sketchbook Tour T-shirt, which was a perfect fit.
Happy Wheels T-Shirt I ordered separately, another perfect fit
Not one, but TWO Snow-Snow for Lucy DVDs. (Aren't I lucky?)
LEGO Star Wars poster
Some girly stuff (Twilight pin and "2 Broke Girls" comedy keychain thing)
The Darkness II Magazine
Showtime necklace thing
The Blood Factory bag
Some notes about Video Falconry

And for the poor beggar who doesn't know what a Mystery Box is (shame on you), here's a link.

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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 15:00:50


what if they added a used condom full of tom's sperm?

would you try to impregnante a girl with it?

Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 15:00:56


Awesome! Like usual, 2 Snow Snow for Lucy DVD's. I wonder, if they ever will run out of them?


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 15:01:01


It also came with a Transformer toy, which I conveniently forgot to mention in my list.

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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 15:02:29


At 8/3/11 03:01 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: It also came with a Transformer toy, which I conveniently forgot to mention in my list.

That looks like a great toy.


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 15:03:46


At 8/3/11 03:02 PM, Asandir wrote: That looks like a great toy.

Oh, you better believe it. I'm still trying to figure out how to make it transform.

Also, some of the ads. I know you all were eagerly waiting to see what ads I was blessed to receive.

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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 15:23:04


At 8/3/11 03:03 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Also, some of the ads. I know you all were eagerly waiting to see what ads I was blessed to receive.

Nice that you show us those ads, I was looking forward to them.


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 15:24:35


i was happy when mine arrived too

then it dawned on me that i paid $28 for this garbage

Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 15:29:52


Very funny, guys.

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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 15:59:13


At 8/3/11 03:29 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Very funny, guys.

Well, atleast I could laugh about it.


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 16:02:35


At 8/3/11 03:29 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Very funny, guys.

I don't get it...


Your friendly neighbourhood devils advocate.

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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 18:04:52


That's awesome I want one, but... out of stock.


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 18:41:19


The fuck is Snow Snow for Lucy?


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 19:12:31


At 8/3/11 06:41 PM, POTaTOS wrote: The fuck is Snow Snow for Lucy?

I have no idea why they have an unlimited supply of DvDs of it, though.


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-03 19:43:13


At 8/3/11 07:12 PM, Acronze wrote:
At 8/3/11 06:41 PM, POTaTOS wrote: The fuck is Snow Snow for Lucy?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/52 2386
I have no idea why they have an unlimited supply of DvDs of it, though.

Tom said they were gonna sell it on the newgrounds store but they decided not to for some unknown reason.


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-04 00:24:46


Also, I forgot to include the picture of the Video Falconry notes.

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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-04 00:26:15


I need to get a box.


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-04 00:27:33


did they also include that medal of honor video game along inside the mystery box?
if so, i'd take great offense to that

Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-04 00:30:46


At 8/4/11 12:27 AM, Cubone wrote: did they also include that medal of honor video game along inside the mystery box?
if so, i'd take great offense to that

They could have at least had the decency to send him two more copies for PC and PS2. Not everyone has an XBox.


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-04 00:31:33


At 8/3/11 03:29 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Very funny, guys.

It can't all be good.


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-04 01:35:37


I think mystery boxes are a clever way to 1. Get people to buy Snow Snow for Lucy and 2. clean out Tom's garage.


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-04 12:02:47


At 8/4/11 01:35 AM, HolyPeanuts wrote: I think mystery boxes are a clever way to 1. Get people to buy Snow Snow for Lucy and 2. clean out Tom's garage.

We were very clear that we are cleaning out the office, not the garage. It's a way for us to part with things we have around the office without suffering the separation anxiety. Some stuff might have gone in the trash, sure, but a lot is stuff we keep around because we know it's still worth something to somebody.


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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-04 12:06:59


At 8/3/11 03:03 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:
At 8/3/11 03:02 PM, Asandir wrote: That looks like a great toy.
Oh, you better believe it. I'm still trying to figure out how to make it transform.

Also, some of the ads. I know you all were eagerly waiting to see what ads I was blessed to receive.

Ironic, I was just considering watching that Game of Thrones show..

At 8/3/11 03:00 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: what if they added a used condom full of tom's sperm?

would you try to impregnante a girl with it?

Why do you even think of Toms sperm? This worries me man..

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Response to Ron's Mystery Box 2011-08-04 12:34:38


Those falconry notes are pretty cool.


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