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Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 22:53:00


Took him freakin' years it did.

We are still waiting as to whether or not he'll continue to fix more lives now. I'm going with yes, as I believe he's a company chiropractor*.

Re: Lucy. I'm sorry I did not make it in yesterday, I was very much drinking. I think I will make it, I want to make because I like your borscht.

* This user may not be a company chiropractor, but he probably is.

Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 22:54:45


A new mod eh?
ugh....as if we need more forum mods...
well, as long as he does a good job, i guess it'll be fine...

Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 22:55:13


Shit's crazy man.


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 23:01:27


Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 23:03:07


Yeah, congrats Elfer.

I actually just saw your name in green and figured it was just something I'd missed in the past few weeks. Good to know I'm not totally behind on everything for once.


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 23:04:47


At 5/25/11 10:54 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Such an event calls for an offensive sig.

God damn, even on his death bed Elfer will inevitably be called out for his offensive sigs RIGHT OFF THE BAT lolol


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 23:06:58


I guess I'm a bit surprised. I remember those old sigs he made too, but that was 7 years ago.

At 5/25/11 11:01 PM, Squidbit wrote: Contradiction:

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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 23:25:38


At 5/25/11 10:53 PM, Scarab wrote: We are still waiting as to whether or not he'll continue to fix more lives now. I'm going with yes, as I believe he's a company chiropractor*.

Yes, I've been getting around to this. Someone sent me a PM recently about an actual problem with one of their friends and believe it or not I've been mulling it over for a while before responding to it.

As for the topic at hand, I've never heard of this "Elfret" whippersnapper and don't agree with this decision one bit.


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 23:32:16


So is this newfuck going to pick on us for offensive sigs?

(Starting new NG jargon terms)

Newfag= New user
Oldfag= Old user
Newfuck= New moderator
Oldfuck= Old moderator

Hope this helps.

Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 23:42:15


Elfer's pretty awesome, he fixes peoples lives.


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 23:43:16


At 5/25/11 11:32 PM, djplex wrote: So is this newfuck going to pick on us for offensive sigs?

(Starting new NG jargon terms)

Newfag= New user
Oldfag= Old user
Newfuck= New moderator
Oldfuck= Old moderator

Hope this helps.

I was under the assumption that newfuck is referring to the first time you date rape your cousin on her birthday, and oldfuck is when you jerk off on your grandpop when he's asleep. You may want to cross-check your sources, champ.


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 23:51:30


nick berg lol


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-25 23:56:41


At 5/25/11 11:43 PM, merlin wrote: I was under the assumption that newfuck is referring to the first time you date rape your cousin on her birthday, and oldfuck is when you jerk off on your grandpop when he's asleep. You may want to cross-check your sources, champ.

No, no, no! Newfucks and oldfucks can fuck newfags and oldfags and we can't do anything about it.

Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 00:06:25


At 5/25/11 11:32 PM, djplex wrote: So is this newfuck going to pick on us for offensive sigs?

(Starting new NG jargon terms)

Newfag= New user
Oldfag= Old user
Newfuck= New moderator
Oldfuck= Old moderator

Hope this helps.

This is newgrounds, not 4chan.


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 00:17:16


I thought I knew these forums like the back of my hand and I have no idea who this fellow is. Oh well, best of luck to him and I hope he makes a good mod. Congrats on having magic powers.


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 00:24:37


At 5/26/11 12:06 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: This is newgrounds, not 4chan.

I thought it was the same thing.

Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 00:24:42


At 5/26/11 12:17 AM, Cootie wrote: I thought I knew these forums like the back of my hand and I have no idea who this fellow is.

You don't know the back of your hand very well, it could very well be a tentacle and you wouldn't even know!

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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 00:26:30


At 5/26/11 12:24 AM, STEM wrote: You don't know the back of your hand very well, it could very well be a tentacle and you wouldn't even know!

What are you doing with my tentacle dildo? :(

Also congratulations Elfer.


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 00:28:38


Congratulations Elfer! You helped me out a while ago.
You're a great addition to the moderator team.


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 00:29:41


Congratulations, Elfer!

Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 00:42:07


It took us a while, but we finally did it! Go Elfererer!


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 00:52:51


Nobody becomes a mod to fix lives, it's all about destorying them don't you know that? > : D


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 02:11:18


Congrats Elfer, have fun in BBS Hell.


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 02:43:58


At 5/26/11 12:24 AM, STEM wrote:
At 5/26/11 12:17 AM, Cootie wrote: I thought I knew these forums like the back of my hand and I have no idea who this fellow is.
You don't know the back of your hand very well, it could very well be a tentacle and you wouldn't even know!

If my hand became a tentacle I would quit coming here and start shooting porn.


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 02:47:53


At 5/26/11 02:43 AM, Cootie wrote: If my hand became a tentacle I would quit coming here and start shooting porn.

^THIS^

Me and Cootie think alike.


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 02:50:59


At 5/26/11 02:49 AM, Alex12345269 wrote: Apart from that post, that is not a good thing. In fact, I would recommend seeing a therapist.

Are you suggesting that there is something wrong with tentacle porn?


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Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 03:05:02


At 5/26/11 02:50 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 5/26/11 02:49 AM, Alex12345269 wrote: Apart from that post, that is not a good thing. In fact, I would recommend seeing a therapist.
Are you suggesting that there is something wrong with tentacle porn?

He said apart from that post, implying that tentacle porn is the only thing Cootie can do right.

At 5/26/11 12:24 AM, djplex wrote:
At 5/26/11 12:06 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: This is newgrounds, not 4chan.
I thought it was the same thing.

Nope, our newfags are called 11'ers.

Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 03:25:01


We've got some new mod blood around here.

Welcome to the team Elfer!

Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 03:47:55


At 5/26/11 02:49 AM, Alex12345269 wrote:
At 5/26/11 02:47 AM, Spackled wrote:
At 5/26/11 02:43 AM, Cootie wrote: If my hand became a tentacle I would quit coming here and start shooting porn.
^THIS^

Me and Cootie think alike.
Apart from that post, that is not a good thing. In fact, I would recommend seeing a therapist.

Didn't realize you were in such a position to be making such a recommendation. What field do you specialize in and what school did you graduate from?

Response to Re: Elfer is a forum moderator 2011-05-26 03:55:09


At 5/26/11 03:05 AM, Squidbit wrote: He said apart from that post, implying that tentacle porn is the only thing Cootie can do right.

Oh.

Just as long as there is nothing wrong with tentacle porn then..


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