Best of April 2011

[TomFulp]

Thatcomposerguy has set up an IndieGoGo page to raise the money for a new computer. Without one, he can't keep making great music for so many guys on NG and beyond. Go donate if you can!

The votes are in and your Best of April have been determined.

Top Five Movies

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  Warriors of the Portal

  by Osuka

  NG characters have been locked in a maze, and they must kill each other to survive

  Movie

  612,977 Views

  (Ages 13+)

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  Quest of the Manwhore

  by Sexual-Lobster

  I am a whore of some renown, your buttocks are my hunting ground...

  Movie

  1,006,064 Views

  (Ages 13+)

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  Leo & Satan IV

  by Oney

  Leo and Satan play some Video Games

  Movie

  517,304 Views

  (Ages 17+)

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  MvC3: Dante

  by redminus

  Dante explains why you should buy a copy of Mar-- er-- what, sh-- uh-- hey but i-- uhhm-

  Movie

  711,687 Views

  (Everyone)

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  An Animation Revolution

  by HappyHarry

  Go Animate is here!

  Movie

  239,200 Views

  (Ages 13+)

Runner-Up Movies

6. Portal Hoppin'
7. Retarded Animal Babies 23
8. Jerry 2
9. The Krypt
10. Messed-Up Bible Stories 9
11. MOOLT - Computer Love
12. I'm a Bear, etc
13. Pico Puberty Porn
14. Pico's Unwrapping!
15. Salad Fingers Episode. 9
16. Dog Bum Chancer
17. Bob Pilgrim
18. Camel? Yes!
19. An Easter Massacre 5
20. Rebecca Black - The Movie

So what movie wins the prize for being the highest ranked, non-sponsored movie based on original characters? The top eight submissions are either sponsored or derivatives of something else, leaving the $250 prize to #9, The Krypt, by Kol-Belov! Congrats!!!

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  The Krypt

  by Kol-Belov

  Another story of the apocalypse.

  Movie

  116,693 Views

  (Ages 13+)

The music isn't from the Audio Portal but it is being used legitimately and everyone should check it out. Moving along...

Top Five Games

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  Upgrade Complete 2

  by The-EXP

  An upgrade to the previous game about upgrades. Upgraded in various upgradeable ways!

  Game

  673,788 Views

  (Everyone)

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  Bullet Heaven

  by matt-likes-swords

  Dodge thousands of bullets and defeat legions of foes.

  Game

  888,323 Views

  (Everyone)

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  Elephant Quest

  by jmtb02

  Go on an adventure to reclaim your missing bowler cap!

  Game

  399,800 Views

  (Everyone)

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  Spike - A Love Story

  by Matzerath

  A day in the life of one of the lonely spike-traps that populate the gaming world.

  Game

  614,681 Views

  (Ages 13+)

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  K.O.L.M.I.A.M.

  by The-EXP

  Kind Of Like Metroid adventures that only last a minute!

  Game

  188,354 Views

  (Everyone)

Runner-Up Games

6. GemCraft Labyrinth
7. Friday: The Game
8. Cripple Cannon
9. Shad's Army Scrapbook
10. DN8
11. Bieber Metamorph
12. I Have 1 Day
13. My Little Army
14. Drop Dead 3
15. Trollface Launch
16. Shitty Fucking Art Game
17. Magi: The Fallen World
18. Big, Healthy Easter Eggs
19. Chisel
20. Insectonator

The voter of the month and winner of $100 is BitsNBytes!

Congrats to the winners!

[Arin3000]

portal hoppin should of been 5th and bullet heaven should of been first well grats to the winners WOTP kicks ass

[Auz]

I was hoping that Elephant Quest would get monthly first. I liked it more than Upgrade Complete to be honest.

Congrats to the winners.

[matt-likes-swords]

Quite happy with 2nd place considering how many good games came out this month.

[Makalov]

3D animations are starting to grow in number. I like.

[RicePirate]

Damn, what a month! Awesomeplosion in my under-drawers!

[LazyMuffin]

Oh man, May is going to be MY MONTH.
WATCH OUT, NERDS.

[10JD]

The top 5 animations is such a pleasure to see. I don't think I've seen a list like that in months.

[DemiseAnimation]

Quest Of The Manwhore is possibly the greatest thing ever.

[i9incher]

cool, for my first time voting I am glad to see what i picked won.

[sixflab]

Great list of winners. It's a shame Pico's Puberty Porn didn't get in the top five but that's just personal opinion. Congrats guys.

[EventHorizon]

Congratulations to all winners!

[Cartoonations]

wow
Scary quality videos
Now what are the next events
robot day
clockday
madnessday ??????

[Gimmick]

I can't donate, but I wish him best of luck with the donations!

first page? lol

[Osuka]

At 5/9/11 10:57 AM, DemiseAnimation wrote: Quest Of The Manwhore is possibly the greatest thing ever.

true and adding the song as RINGTONE if really Hilarious, everyone gets WTF? instanly :D
I Loved the other 4 aniamtions in Top 5, I cant wait for sequels of the Manwhore and Leo & Satan

Congrats to all the winners :D
This MONTH WAS FREAKING AWESOOOOME!!!!!

[Boss]

lights start flashin behind me
but they scared of a white man so they mace me to blind me

im getting 100 dolars someday

god damnit

[Makeshift]

This month was a brilliant month indeed.

[Malachy]

At 5/9/11 02:00 PM, Osuka wrote:

At 5/9/11 10:57 AM, DemiseAnimation wrote: Quest Of The Manwhore is possibly the greatest thing ever.

true and adding the song as RINGTONE if really Hilarious, everyone gets WTF? instanly :D
I Loved the other 4 aniamtions in Top 5, I cant wait for sequels of the Manwhore and Leo & Satan

I've had Dance of the Manwhore as my ringtone for some months:

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  Dance of the Manwhore

  by Sexual-Lobster

  Tonight I will have sex with you, then we will prepare a stew...

  Loop

  House

  99,044 Views

  PLAY

and for a while I had dirty beatbox as my ringtone as well:

• Unpublished Submission

[SuperLME]

Warriors of the portal was da best!

[XwaynecoltX]

Congrats to all the winners, may the next month bring us even more great stuff.

~X~

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

Gotta say, I really enjoyed the games this month, especially Elephant Quest and Bullet Heaven. Those were my favorites. Lot of quality though.

Can't say I liked many movies though. Not much came out that fit my tastes.

[redminus]

Oh yeah, I DID submit a flash in april..! GRATS TO KOL-BELHOV, totally deserved IMO

[Burner1]

awesome

[Sexual-Lobster]

thank you to all of the legends who voted for Quest of the Manwhore

i really enjoyed The Krypt though, great design as always from Kol-Belov.

[NegativeONE]

At 5/9/11 06:38 PM, redminus wrote: Oh yeah, I DID submit a flash in april..! GRATS TO KOL-BELHOV, totally deserved IMO

Indeed. Normally it would be kind of unfortunate to see the prize jostled down to the 7th spot, but The Krypt was absolutely solid. All around a pretty stellar month for submissions.

[Richard]

Nice job thatcomposerguy. Come into the stickam room panhandling and then we find out that tom has included a post mentioning you, and you're buying a mac?

It doesn't take 2500 US dollars to buy a decent computer capable of producing whatever you wish.

And then you tell us you are unemployed.

Get a job. A real one.

[Drony]

At 5/9/11 08:32 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Nice job thatcomposerguy. Come into the stickam room panhandling and then we find out that tom has included a post mentioning you, and you're buying a mac?

It doesn't take 2500 US dollars to buy a decent computer capable of producing whatever you wish.

And then you tell us you are unemployed.

Get a job. A real one.

merc, shut the fuck up

[Rampant]

Well, I would love to donate for you to buy a new computer when something much cheaper would suffice but...

...well, wouldn't you know, I have expenses, too, and I also need a new computer. But interestingly enough, when I need to buy a new Mac, I have to use my own money -- and if I can't afford it, I have to save up for it.

Don't bitch about not having money. NOBODY has money. Nobody has had money since 2008 (except for the bank CEO's who made off with $400 million each -- hey, there's an idea, why don't you go and ask them for money!). And at least you are making some cash from your music -- I'm still composing for free.

It sucks to be in your predicament, and god only knows how depressed I would be if I didn't have the means to write music, but I fail to see why one person would, or should, get preferential treatment over everyone else who is also in need of money.

[someone-else]

At 5/9/11 09:52 AM, TomFulp wrote: The top eight submissions are either sponsored or derivatives of something else, leaving the $250 prize to #9, The Krypt, by Kol-Belov! Congrats!!!

I guess April's winners and Pico Day winners overlap much, no?

Congrats to all the winners.

[Halberd]

Warriors of the portal was a good effort but it was pretty shit, so many characters on the character info screen weren't even in it plus they decided to be fucking cheap and not show what happens to every character, instead they just skip to the finale part.