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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-16 20:45:33 Reply

At 4/16/11 08:43 PM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: Everyone does it like this right?

That is one strong bladder.

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-16 20:49:53 Reply

Sometimes I pretend I'm Tom Cruise when I pee.

how do you pee?


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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-16 20:57:43 Reply

Pretty normal peeing styles for a cyclops.

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-16 21:03:00 Reply

I really have no idea...

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-16 21:04:43 Reply

buy guys don't know the way i pee. good guys will know. I pee when i stand a lot


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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-16 21:12:28 Reply

I swear I don't know what happened

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-16 21:24:40 Reply

There is no other way.

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-16 21:40:14 Reply

hells yeah

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-16 22:20:05 Reply

I stand in front of a toilet, unzip my pants, and then I think about waterfalls.


Just chillin' like always.

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 09:54:32 Reply

I am god.

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 10:00:17 Reply

I just unzip and just go.

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 10:09:27 Reply

At 4/16/11 06:54 PM, DavidOfIsrael wrote: November 11th 2009, a day which went down in history.

best one so far.


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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 10:11:04 Reply

At 4/16/11 01:12 PM, Jon wrote: it's a hard life

Brilliant.

It's nice to sit down. Don't get dirty hands and still get to whip my phone out.

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 10:32:52 Reply

It's an excruciatingly painful process for me.......

It hurts to pea

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 10:40:05 Reply

yeah...

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 11:09:21 Reply

plank bost

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 11:57:06 Reply

i stand up and aim for the center of the toilet bowl.
accurary may vary greatly depending on the 'urgency'.

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 12:10:07 Reply

Sup.

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 12:18:27 Reply

At 4/17/11 11:56 AM, EggoBleeder wrote:
Dude, well girl. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. Draw something unrealistic.

Really? I thought every post was 100% serious.

Jeeeeeeeez.


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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 12:34:03 Reply

At 4/17/11 12:04 PM, Piggler wrote: Quench your thirst with a continuous stream of piss.

piss can eventually be poisonous

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 13:53:18 Reply

At 4/16/11 12:49 PM, Piggler wrote: I'm a long-shot rebel who plays by his own rules.

I think my best long shot was about five feet


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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 14:51:23 Reply

Sitting down, just in case I shit too.

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 15:45:20 Reply

I just stand over the toilet, unzip my pants, look around to make sure nobody's looking, then relieve myself.

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 16:33:38 Reply

Morning wood can be a problem. A contraption to fit the situation? Brilliant!

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 16:34:16 Reply

@Thread title: With my dick.

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 16:48:36 Reply

At 4/17/11 04:34 PM, Wolfos wrote: @Thread title: With my dick.

Don't you mean: Through your Urethra?


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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 21:48:24 Reply

At 4/17/11 03:39 PM, EggoBleeder wrote:
At 4/17/11 02:51 PM, DeadEyeRanger wrote: Sitting down, just in case I shit too.
It's uncomfortable to pee sitting down with a penis.

Um... I think you're doing it wrong then. I always pee sitting down, and the only problem I have is the occasional backsplash when it comes out too fast.


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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 21:53:22 Reply

is it normal if pee out my butt?

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Response to how do you pee? 2011-04-17 22:01:30 Reply

It sucks when I slip.

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