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I mean, you go to school, thought you were just going to study math the afternoon, and the teacher lines you up and tells you to pair up with the female classmates and have sex. I remember some kids getting laughed out because they couldn't get hard, or they had to pair up with other guys because there wasn't enough girls.
Sex day suck.
Yeah dude, last time I got paired up with the mexican chick, and she was all dirty and unshaved down there. I hope your experience wasn't as bad.
I had to pair up with one of the teachers once because I had a note signed by my Mum. Usually, this would be bad in juvenile student terms. But Ms. Daly used to always come in with these lovely tall black boots and she used to laugh as I humped them with a timid little smile on my face, as she got dressed.
I just wish I wasn't bullied for it. I had to endure 'doing it daily' lines for months, it was mind-nummbing.
You must go to very different school to the one I went to. Specifics are important on sex day though.
I didn't find it too bad. Neither did the two girls I got paired with that day. Of course, now I have two kids to worry about. They're both addicted to crack, though, so I shouldn't have to put up with them for too much longer anyway.
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I hated it. My teacher laughed at my request to be paired with a guy and I ended up with some fat girl that smelled like she had spent the night in a fish market.
At 4/13/11 12:26 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote: I don't see what you did there.
Me too, there are strange things happenig at some schools, I suppose...
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I got paired with this really hot chick, but then she laughed at me because of my tiny.. penis :'(
At 4/13/11 01:02 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:At 4/13/11 12:56 PM, deckheadtottie wrote: I went to an all boys school...I was home schooled... :C
Sex day wasn't fun for most of us.
...Good god! I'd only hope your mom made it so you had to use condoms.
At 4/13/11 01:05 PM, Fluffington wrote: ...Good god! I'd only hope your mom made it so you had to use condoms.
It's been very standardised here for the past decade, as far as I know. All of the lower sets had to use contraception in my school, and the top sets were allowed to be a bit more free. They weren't even supervised!
Home-schooling likely has the same guidelines.
I got paired with my teacher buti t was ok cuz he was a really hot bear and I got to put the harness on him and show everyone how it worked while I rammed his ass.
I got paired up with the hottest chick in my class. Turns out she gave me AIDS. No wonder no-one wanted to be her pair. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME? :'(
Getting paired with the LD kids was the worst. I told the downs girl I could remove my penis so I just watched her use a piece of chalk as a dildo for 20 minuets. It got really dusty.
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I was late and everyone already had a partner when I got there so I had to do sex day with myself.
Cried the whole time.
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My favorite was when someone queefed. Especially if it was a dude. Totally ruined their social lives for the rest of their school days.