And then immediately calls the police. Hes a 61 yr old dentist from manhattan.
It was pretty dank weed too apparently. He could have gotten more than 50k if sold right, or he could have retired and spent the rest of his life smoking weed lol.
As of right now the poll shows 65% of people would call the police also. I mean wow...
At 4/5/11 01:40 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: It was pretty dank weed too apparently. He could have gotten more than 50k if sold right, or he could have retired and spent the rest of his life smoking weed lol.
Or get caught and spend the rest of his life in jail.
Article was written on Aprils Fools Day. Co-winky-dink.
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Selling this is extremely dangerous, I suppose, it was surely the right thing to call the police.
At 4/5/11 01:44 PM, Asandir wrote: Selling this is extremely dangerous, I suppose, it was surely the right thing to call the police.
stoners are actually pretty chill people, despite what you think about the violence and criminal activity. The only reason theres violence and criminal activity in the first place is because its illegal!
And breaking it down to quarter pounds and selling those for $1000 each is a great way to sell it. This could give you over 120k easily.
Ive seen and also been involved in quarter pound deals. They arent dangerous at all lol
I would report it too. I see no point in altering my mind - I like it the way it is.
Wrong he got 40 pounds of weed in the mail, and gave only 31 pounds of it to the cops.
Mans been alive for 61 years, he knows how shit works.
At 4/5/11 01:48 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: Ive seen and also been involved in quarter pound deals. They arent dangerous at all lol
Thank you for this insightful response, but I am certainly sure that the old man was deeply shocked and did not even think about selling it for one moment.
Isnt it highly ironic how the most dangerous part of cannabis is jail time and getting killed over it?
Nup. Too many repercussions - the people who sent it come looking, for example, not to mention that covering a paper trail of any kind is hell.
As someone with no experience at all in dealing, wouldn't risk it. Wouldn't blame anyone who took the chance, though, that's a lot of cash and the effort would be paid off in the long run.
Fuck it. I would've kept that shit and tried to sell it off. Anything bad that could happen is totally irrelevant. It isn't every day that 50k is delivered to your house.
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Anyone can claim the 31 pounds of marijuana. The fuck? That shit is illegal and they're saying anyone can claim it. Funny though.
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I would be kind of scared because that's worth a lot of money and the person who sent it could find out it was sent to me.
I love weed... but I too would call the cops.
Don't get me wrong, I'd pinch the hell out of that.... and by pinch I mean fist-fulls... but I'd still call the cops. Getting caught with that is a huge punishment and I wouldn't want to push my luck like that.
Take a few handfuls, and do the right thing. Win/Win
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At 4/5/11 01:42 PM, Wolfos wrote:At 4/5/11 01:40 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: It was pretty dank weed too apparently. He could have gotten more than 50k if sold right, or he could have retired and spent the rest of his life smoking weed lol.Or get caught and spend the rest of his life in jail.
No he would not have gone for life im pretty sure you don't go to jail for smoking pot as long as you do for killing someone.
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At 4/5/11 03:56 PM, llnickevelyll wrote:At 4/5/11 01:42 PM, Wolfos wrote:No he would not have gone for life im pretty sure you don't go to jail for smoking pot as long as you do for killing someone.At 4/5/11 01:40 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: It was pretty dank weed too apparently. He could have gotten more than 50k if sold right, or he could have retired and spent the rest of his life smoking weed lol.Or get caught and spend the rest of his life in jail.
Yes, let's say NO IT DONT WERK THAT WAY and then say you're pretty sure. Nice.
The fact is, is that you can get serious prison time for large amounts of weed. The mount of 31 pounds will get you at least a decade in prison in Virginia.
Anyone wishing to claim the package can contact the 5th Precinct detective squad at (212) 334-0742.
Odds are this is how they nab the guy who mailed it.
At 4/5/11 01:40 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote:
As of right now the poll shows 65% of people would call the police also. I mean wow...
bob marley did not vote in this poll right
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At 4/5/11 01:40 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: As of right now the poll shows 65% of people would call the police also. I mean wow...
Not everyone is a pothead, and even hardcore stoners know the law. Anyway, the real humor is not the article itself, but this line:
"Anyone wishing to claim the package can contact the 5th Precinct detective squad at (212) 334-0742"
ANYONE.
"Anyone wishing to claim the package can contact the 5th Precinct detective squad at (212) 334-0742."
IT'S A TRAP
Goodness, that'll change your whole day.
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At 4/5/11 03:58 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Yes, let's say NO IT DONT WERK THAT WAY and then say you're pretty sure. Nice.
The fact is, is that you can get serious prison time for large amounts of weed. The mount of 31 pounds will get you at least a decade in prison in Virginia.
Yes you proved my point a decade is not your entire life you dumb ass I never said it would be like 2 fucking weeks but a decade sure isnt your whole life now is it?
April fool's article. I am disappoint. I thought it'd be really cool if someone suddenly got that much weed.
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I'd call the cops too, after I take a little.. sample.
I would have kept like 2 pounds for myself. Then called the cops.
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