Response to Late Night Lounge 2004-04-23 04:19:52
At 4/23/04 03:51 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
So anyone have any latenight stories?...
Well, that sounds like a request to me. Here goes, from now on I will be adding people from the Late night lounge into my stories instead of just AXE.
Late Night Lounge #3
My buddy X and I were walking along through the marshmallow fields of mucahalalamasuma when we heard someone calling out to us. We turned around just intime to see HA be chased by giant butterflies! He was picked up by one and thrown at us. I started to leap up but I fealt a hand on my shoulder. It was X, he lept into the air and grabbed him by the nose. He flew to the ground at set the Anus down. "Thankyou so much X" said Anus as he threw $100 bills at X. "All in a days work my good man" said X as he spit on the money in disgust. We then heard gunfire in the background. It was SPG, and he was shooting down the butterflies with anti-aircraft fire. They dropped from the skies and hit the ground with so much force that it nocked us to the ground. "Nice shot SPG" "No big deal, I just wanted somthing to eat tonight" said SPG.
The ground started to tremble as it cracked into pieces. Mountains rose and canyons were formed as the earth took a new shape. An awful smell filled the air and out of the ground came the foulest beast that is known to man. A creature that is feared aby most of mankind. It lacked the abbility to say no and constantly laughed in a menecing voice all the time. The creature came out of the ground and into the mist. It was none other than...AXE!!! "hey guys whats happening?" said AXE as he finished his grand appearance. "Not much...just killed some butterflies." said SPG
We all then took off running through the fields, trampling small animals along the way. All of a sudden we heard the noise like none other. It was pirates! Tons of them running at us! We all lept into action with our weapons ready. X had out his cliche gun, SPG was carrying an overly big gun with lots of cool buttons, Anus had his way to big Radiation gun, I had my Muscular arms to fight with, and AXE had out his fluffy bunny collection...of DOOM!!! X unleashed on the pirates with Domo-Kun bullets, and Akbar bombs. SPG mowed down hundreds of pirates by firing 15939 rounds per second at them. He even had cheat codes on so he could have infinate ammo. I broke thousands of necks with my arms and legs and punched my way into the hord of pirates. AXE started throwing all he had at the pirates, the bunnies that touched the pirates either exploded or burned them to death. We fought for 78 strait days. Until there were a mear 200303 pirates left. We combined all of our powers and shot a massive Cliche ball at them...with bunnies. It killed them all at once. We took a minute to gather ourselves after the intence battle. Then the Giant Japanese Killer Robots attacked!!! The grabbed SPG but he bit their hands off with his mighty Jaws of steel! Anus threw himselft into them and licked 5 of them to death by making them rust. I punched my way threw them and destroyed fixit on the way. X and AXE combined forces to shoot Domo-Bunnies at the robots, killing the rest of them in their path.
The battle was over and the day was good. We all had minor cuts and bruises but were doing ok. We started to walk to the bar to grab a beer. We raced to the door but were not fast enough to beat AXE. "IT'S A TRAP!!!" Sceamed Akbar as X oppened the door. He burst into flames and was them eaten by a giant can of beer. A man ran out the door and yelled "You are our 1,000,000th costumer! That means instant death!" What a day.
Well that is what I have for tonight. I will do another tommorow. But I will still be on all night long.