17.Repeat loudly after the main guy.
18.When an innocent guy dies, take up your lighter, and flash it in the air.
17.Repeat loudly after the main guy.
18.When an innocent guy dies, take up your lighter, and flash it in the air.
At 4/23/04 09:05 AM, Death_from_Norway wrote: 17.Repeat loudly after the main guy.
great idea!
18.When an innocent guy dies, take up your lighter, and flash it in the air.
cant you get arrested for that, lighting up in a theater?
At 4/22/04 08:16 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote: Heres a good one to do at a boring movie: Masterbate.
YEAH!!!!!! SPANK TEH MONKEY!!!!!!
At 4/19/04 02:07 PM, Ginga_ninja wrote: Do it at a kids movie, think how funny the tears of children are.
Yeah. But you can't do the molesting thing with children. It's illogical to get molested by a five-year old.
But you can tell the children that the fish called Nemo will die. Or that Santa Claus doesn't exist. Or tell them that Bambi's gonna get killed by a hunter. Or, alternatively, take them to see The Passion of the Christ.
They won't be able to sleep for months.
At 4/19/04 01:32 PM, TrevilTheFrogSnacher wrote: 2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Oh my god...I've done that one...except I said "It's snowing!!...in the summer!!"
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
I cheer for the bad guy...close enough.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
lol
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Thrown popcorn at the screen hoping it would knock the trailers off and get right to the movie..
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Yup...
10.. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
In england they don't sell popcorn in the cinema...but I've pulled similar pranks...to get into movies i'm not supposed to :P
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
Did that at spiderman...classic example of a bad movie..
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
Or lean close to him, and then later say obnoxiously loudly..(while itching your head) "I just can't get rid of these nits..." and add some comment about them being able to jump a long distance.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
Lol
16. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!"
17. Listen to your cool, loud new polyphonic ringtones at the "exciting bit"
funny, no?
Not in the slightist...
Yeah, amusing topic.
Oh yeah, or...just make out with your girlfriend...but...I do that in good movies too...unless they're really good movies...actually....I haven't seen a really good movie in a very long time (in the cinema).
i like these im going to do some of those basic ones then eventually do the bigger ones
I know another one, now and then turn around and yell catch to the person behind you and throw popcorn at him, or just make it look like you are trying to throw popcorn in your mouth and throw it at the people behind you.
And yell "look ut" when somebody tries to kill somebody or something like that.
At 4/19/04 01:53 PM, NewgroundsSPG wrote: A boring movie isn't boring if you bring a girl.
What a great idea. I'll just go get one, now.
if your at a boring moving then you leave
I went to see king aurthor in the summer, it was so boring i went out for a cigarette like 3 times during that movie.
Worst movie evar, but the girl is damn hot.
My list of things to do at a boring movie:
1) Stand up.
2) Say, "this is boring."
3) Leave.
I am not responsible for the content of the post above.
At 4/23/04 08:10 AM, Shpouiten wrote:At 4/22/04 08:34 AM, Mopsicle wrote: Mopsicle presents the top 100 things to do during a Boring MovieThat's clever.
1. Walk out
Indeed.
talk loudly in your mobile phone
or make noise with an empty candy/popcorn bag.
You and a friend go to a movie. Each of you must have a cell phone. One sits in the total back. The other in the way front. Call each other and talk like you don't know the other is in there.
1: Hey dude
2: sup?
3: seein a movie
4: weird me 2.
5: what movie?
6 blah blah
7: no way me too!
etc etc
Note you must be loud as hell
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
At 4/22/04 08:16 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote: Heres a good one to do at a boring movie: Masterbate.
Remember what happened to Pee-Wee Herman?
Remember the good old days.
Encore! Haha, funny stuff man.
Got any more? :P
-Poopy
Sit at the back and whenever a love sceen or mildly sexual situation arises start smacking your hand against your bare stomach (stick your hand in your shirt). And make noises too like say Oh God like you are getting a really good jerk. Or just leave. Either or.
FYI yelling fire in a movie theater is AGAINST the law,s o if you want a criminal record go for it.
Bellum omnium contra omnes
At 4/22/04 08:18 AM, Stampeder wrote:At 4/22/04 08:16 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote: Heres a good one to do at a boring movie: Masterbate.too messy
well, you will prolly be wearing 2 socks. nuff said
bringing your gf to the movie is great, but not great if it is a movie you have always wanted to see lol.
things to do at a boring movie? uh....... leave.
They would kick ya out of the movie theatre before the previews ended and you would of wasted 5 dollars for nothing. Plus why see a movie second time in theatres?
Speaking of boring movies, I laughed at the bad acting at the end of SAW. OMFG it was so bad the whole audience was laughing. I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be funny or not, I was so confused at how bad it was. LOL
a crap idea when someone asks a question, answer it....for the other actor.........
example
guy on film: what are you doing?
you: complaining how much this film sucks!!!!
This too will pass.
Memento mori
i did that once never let anyone sit next to me because my invisible friend was sitting there and everyone thought i was crazy and a bunch of people moved.
it was funny.
i love thoes lists i made one once that was ways to tell you spend too long on NG
lol
I don't like kissing at movies its just weird especially if its a crowded flick and there's people like Right Next to me behind me in front of me it makes me uncomfortable.
although these are all funny they are stolen..