So recently I bought a book that gives you guide on how to survive if you ever got yourself in a survival situation somewhere in nature. So, newgrounds, would you survive in a survival situation?

The climate? Make it up yourselves.

I have mastered the art of yoga and can sustain myself for decades on the lifeforce provided by a single drop of dew fallen from a pine needle.

I wouldn't be able to kill and eat an animal I might somehow be lucky enough to catch myself. That was be my big downfall I think, though I'd likely succumb to dehydration first.

At 2/20/11 05:23 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: I have mastered the art of yoga and can sustain myself for decades on the lifeforce provided by a single drop of dew fallen from a pine needle.

Hey you're that guy I talked to on Stickam! What's up man.

At 2/20/11 05:23 AM, Gagsy wrote: I wouldn't be able to kill and eat an animal I might somehow be lucky enough to catch myself. That was be my big downfall I think, though I'd likely succumb to dehydration first.

Yeah you'd die in a day sorry.

Obviously just follow Bear Grylls instructions.

1. Piss on shirt, wrap it around head.
2. Piss on snake, eat it.
3. Piss in fresh water.
4. Piss in tent to cool it off.
5. Climb 40ft high tree to eat three tiny nuts.
6. Survive forever!

At 2/20/11 05:27 AM, Lorkas wrote:

At 2/20/11 05:23 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:

Hey you're that guy I talked to on Stickam! What's up man.

Yeah, i'm a pretty big deal

At 2/20/11 05:28 AM, Rocksbury wrote: Obviously just follow Bear Grylls instructions.

1. Piss on shirt, wrap it around head.
2. Piss on snake, eat it.
3. Piss in fresh water.
4. Piss in tent to cool it off.
5. Climb 40ft high tree to eat three tiny nuts.
6. Survive forever!

What if the sun is going down?

At 2/20/11 05:36 AM, Lorkas wrote:

What if the sun is going down?

Piss a cave, piss a door. Piss a fence, survive in BearGryllsCraft forever.

Am I being dumped into the wilderness with nothing at all or do I get some supplies to start with?

If I have to make a fire with nothing but two fucking sticks, I'll kill myself.

Yes

Yes. 3 weeks max.

At 2/20/11 05:52 AM, Acronze wrote: Am I being dumped into the wilderness with nothing at all or do I get some supplies to start with?

If I have to make a fire with nothing but two fucking sticks, I'll kill myself.

Yeah you have five bottles of pure alcohol, a lighter, and two trucks full of firewood.

Climate - a desert. Hot days, cold nights. I'll need to get a something to protect my skin from the heat. to do that i'll need an animal skin, i'll need a sharp stone weapon. To cook i'll need a fire, i'll need to chop wood. I can use a cave for shelter. Searching for water is harder, if i can pump the water of animals out of them and store it, or just pump their blood i'm fine.

I'd die the second I touched a blade of grass. I'd pretty much spontaneously combust.

No, because I would fap all the time.

GAY GAY GAY

At 2/20/11 08:26 AM, Floofs wrote: No, because I would fap all the time.

fap to what?

Thats why i dont ever leave my house.

At 2/20/11 08:29 AM, Piss wrote: I'd kill and eat a small animal raw and suffer from vomiting soon after.

Wouldn't you have to catch the small animal first and if you're able to do that wouldn't that make you capable of starting a fire in which would allow you to cook said small animal and then would make your stomach satisfied and not want to vomit stomach acids up?

no because there's no kitchen.

i also can't kill animals i would find poisonious berrys and keep asking myself should i eat them because i also ocd over things..

At 2/20/11 08:34 AM, MisterWonderful wrote: no because there's no kitchen.

i also can't kill animals i would find poisonious berrys and keep asking myself should i eat them because i also ocd over things..

Who said anything about a kitchen? o_O
Don't you know how to start a fire with twigs and stuff?

Are you man enough to drink your own pee?

At 2/20/11 08:44 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Are you man enough to drink your own pee?

Get Bear Grylls or something. He'd do it for you. :x

At 2/20/11 05:28 AM, Rocksbury wrote: Obviously just follow Bear Grylls instructions.

1. Piss on shirt, wrap it around head.
2. Piss on snake, eat it.
3. Piss in fresh water.
4. Piss in tent to cool it off.
5. Climb 40ft high tree to eat three tiny nuts.
6. Survive forever!

7. Better drink my own piss.

Yes. I know basic natural sources of vitamin C when fruit isn't available, I know what stones to use for a campfire without dying in a campfire explosion, I know how to purify water, I know a decent amount of edible plants, I can skin rodents etc etc.
I'd be a okay survivor, as far as I know.

That is, untill I lose or brake my glasses and become completely worthless.

At 2/20/11 05:22 AM, Lorkas wrote: So recently I bought a book that gives you guide on how to survive if you ever got yourself in a survival situation somewhere in nature. So, newgrounds, would you survive in a survival situation?

The climate? Make it up yourselves.

I know how to start a fire, I know some yoga, can swim average, own lots of canned food, know which berries in my area are poisinous.
I also own a hunting rifle, do you think I would survive in nature?

At 2/20/11 08:57 AM, BobaDobo wrote: 7. Better drink my own piss.

8. An alligator attacking. Better drink my own piss.

Not for long. But yes, I could, with enough common sense and as they always say, hunger is the best sauce.

I could beat a trees ass I bet

Maybe a deer too if I could get the drop on it

It depends on the land really, for example, It would be much harder for me to survive in a desert then a wooded temperate area.

I could probably survive, I know how to tell which bugs I can eat, how to build basic shelters, a fire, and hunting, and cleaning some animals.

but all that really comes down to the area.