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How do you jack off in a sock?

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How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-12 23:40:01


It sounds painful as hell.


U jelly?

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-12 23:41:07


I don't think people do. I've heard it on TV, but I think it's more of a substitute for tissue. Like you jack of then jizz into the sock. Not sure though, I've never had the urge to try it.

Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-12 23:42:39


You're supposed to fill it with vasoline first.


What ever happened to the middle?

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-12 23:43:58


What is this about exactly? I have never heard of such a thing in my life. Never ever. Though I did once see man jacking off into a beer bottle on omegle. That shit scarred me for life.

Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-12 23:45:40


At 2/12/11 11:40 PM, Moonpiles wrote: It sounds painful as hell.

Your suppose to lube your hand and dick up then put the sock around your hand and dick so theres not to much friction.


I like sucking emo cock!

Emo's are so mother fucking hot.

Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-12 23:47:55


i did it once and put the sock back on and wore it all day as a dare.
.....
yeah.

lol im so dumb

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 00:30:29


At 2/12/11 11:47 PM, McGangbang wrote: i did it once and put the sock back on and wore it all day as a dare.
.....
yeah.

lol im so dumb

Gives new meaning to the phrase "wet feet".

lame, I know

Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 01:58:28


At 2/12/11 11:47 PM, McGangbang wrote: i did it once and put the sock back on and wore it all day as a dare.
.....
yeah.

lol im so dumb

Damn straight you are dumb.


Thank you Ryan for the AWESOME sig!

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 02:15:14


At 2/13/11 02:02 AM, Cootie wrote: I am a complete faggot please jack off into my mouth

Fascinating


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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 02:16:45


I always hear people mentioning "dirty socks" but I honestly have no idea why they would use a sock during any part of the masturbation process.


Thnx for the sig ParadoxVoid

i look like a ballplaya

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 02:16:54


Jack is not amused. And will probably not touch his socks any time sooner.


Enlightenment shadows stupidity.

Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 03:15:00


One time, i wanked in a didgeridoo. It was hardcore.

How do you jack off in a sock?


U jelly?

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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 03:46:53


At 2/12/11 11:40 PM, Moonpiles wrote: It sounds painful as hell.

The fuck are your socks made out of, sandpaper?


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Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 03:47:00


those with loose foreskin can do this method easily.

Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 03:48:21


All my socks were always dirty, so no

Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2011-02-13 04:41:07


Carefully, I would imagine.

Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2022-06-30 09:36:29


Place The Sock Over Your Cock Then Jack Off Into It Then Cum Then Toss It In The Dirty Laundry No Body Is The Wiser

Response to How do you jack off in a sock? 2022-06-30 11:30:06


At 6/30/22 09:36 AM, Jackmaster425 wrote: Place The Sock Over Your Cock Then Jack Off Into It Then Cum Then Toss It In The Dirty Laundry No Body Is The Wiser


What you're doing isn't worth that much effort


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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